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posted on 5-18-2017 at 01:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Baywatch Movie

I went to an exclusive premiere last night for this and I liked it. Thought it was a good movie, that knew exactly what it was. There were several funny bits and of course numerous shots of bikinis.

Was it an Oscar worthy film? No, it is a fun summer movie that is an enjoyable 2 hours of your day.





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posted on 5-18-2017 at 02:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I work for Baywatch, and I demand to know the identity of that tit-shaking Asian.
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posted on 5-18-2017 at 06:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 5-18-2017 at 06:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CamstunPWG187
I work for Baywatch, and I demand to know the identity of that tit-shaking Asian.


Searched for her on The Google and the best I can come up with is that her name is...female. While technically that is correct (probably), that only narrows the search field to a possible 3.5 billion people. I tried.

However, since you work for Baywatch, I believe the Gods have favored you this day with more of her awesome rockin' tits. Congrats!



Geez, I hope that's the same girl, y'know, 'cause of how they all look, y'know...

Regardless, I am intrigued enough by the movie's filming locations (mostly all down here in Boca, Deerfield, and Miami) to warrant seeing this nonsense. Oh, and Alexandra's DaDDarios too. That'd definitely be the biggest reason. (Pardon me, *those'd, *reasons.) I always like seeing the big budget, glossier versions of My Region to help pretend I live in a nicer area than it is.

Special Note: Since they filmed most of it down here, they pan by my neighborhood in the opening montage of 'Revenge of the Nerds: II' using a technique I like to refer to as 'foreshadowing'.

But enough about me and now THE WHORES!!!



Also, that Dwayne guy is in this so I'm sure it will be at least decent. Also2, Bonus DaDDarios!!! Which, to be honest, also show a technique I like to refer to as 'foreshadowing'.



[Edited on 5-18-2017 by janerd75]





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posted on 5-18-2017 at 06:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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All the guys watching on set during filming be like,







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 5-18-2017 at 07:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I live in China, so seeing chicks with huge tits doesn't happen often.

Japan? Yeah. Korea? Yes sir.

China, though? No.

It's gross.

Science bless her.

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