Matte
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TNA: Victory Road PPV (Now with 2% PPV Discussion, 98% Talk About Jeff Hardy's Wasted 90 Second Performance!)
Plus, The Jarretts go on their honeymoon after renewing their vows!
[Edited on 3-15-2011 by OORick]
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theflammablemanimal
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First blood match? One of the worst gimmick matches around.
And they're really going to waste ppv time with the honeymoon?
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Matte
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New champs. Is that a vagina diagram on Sarita's tights?
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ScottySN
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I'm looking forward to what gets set-up for the LockDown ppv next month, because I just bought tickets! Row F of the upper section cost me $75
for 2 tix.
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firewoman
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Looks more like a uterus on Sarita's outfit there.
So Dreamer's record is now, what 1 to eleventy-million?
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C.MontgomeryPunk
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quote:
Originally posted by firewoman
Looks more like a uterus on Sarita's outfit there.
So Dreamer's record is now, what 1 to eleventy-million?
Maybe he meant Rosita's tights... ;-)
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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firewoman
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That would be more like...no, wait, I'm not giving you all an anatomy lesson. 
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EricOMac
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The public school system has failed us all.
Either way, I'm a fan of these two.
VOTE!
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Matte
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quote:
Originally posted by firewoman
Looks more like a uterus on Sarita's outfit there.
That's what I meant, the word just slipped my mind. I do know the difference.
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drmuerto
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Not to derail the conversation, but checking as I was checking results on the NeWZ sites, I saw that the ME tonight was like a minute and half long.
Was there a reason of this?
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SaiyaJinDX
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What on earth was up with Sting squashing Jeff Hardy in under two minutes in the main event of a PPV???
My only thought is just to re-establish Sting's dominance and the announcers kept harping on the fact that he's "re-energized and
re-invigorated." And if they want to have him squash guys- I can live with that to some degree. But do it on Impact, not on PPV when you have 20
minutes left in the show. That was ridiculous.
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cardscott5
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quote:
Originally posted by drmuerto
Not to derail the conversation, but checking as I was checking results on the NeWZ sites, I saw that the ME tonight was like a minute and half long.
Was there a reason of this?
Was wondering this myself. If Sting can't wrestle, why is he the champ? It sounded like this ppv had a couple of good matches in the Ultimate X
and the AJ/Hardy match. I don't really get the booking of the two main event matches. A double count out for Anderson and RVD, and Sting
crushing Hardy are unbelievably unsatisfying endings. I'd like to know what TNA is thinking.
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by drmuerto
Not to derail the conversation, but checking as I was checking results on the NeWZ sites, I saw that the ME tonight was like a minute and half long.
Was there a reason of this?
It can only mean one thing: Jeff Hardy is officially going to prison.
No, I have no idea. Just read that as well and yeah...I don't get it. And Hernandez beat Morgan by spraying him with fake blood?
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punkerhardcore
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I don't buy the theory that Sting can't go for longer than one minute. He looked fine on Impact just two weeks ago when he won the belt.
Apparently, the early rumor is that Jeff was in no condition to perform. Even if that's true, they had two other guys who'd JUST fought
to a no-contest in a #1 contenders match! They could have been put into the main event if needed. There's just no excuse for that.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Cherokee Jack
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Random thought that is in NO WAY intended to start flames. NO WAY AT ALL.
Better PPV World Title match from each company's last PPV outing:
Miz vs Jerry Lawler, or Sting vs Jeff Hardy?
ETA: Apparently punker is right. Per PWInsider...
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Numerous TNA sources are indicating the Sting vs. Jeff Hardy PPV main event went so short due to concerns over Jeff Hardy backstage. I am sure
we'll hear more about this in the days to come.
Even if that's the case, as punker pointed out: there was a freaking #1
Contender's match on the same show! Let someone go over, whoever it might be, and have them run out and demand their shot right now after Sting
squashes Jeff. That way you actually have a main event that won't make viewers never want to order a TNA PPV again.
[Edited on 3-14-2011 by Cherokee Jack]
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ScottySN
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Didn't see it, but just off the top of my head, they could've had Hardy "taken out" backstage, and just show him face down on the
floor... then forget the #1 Contender's match, and make the ME a three-way dance.
Record a brief promo from each Sting, Anderson and RVD to fill a little time, and voila! Problem solved.
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Figure Foreskin
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So...I should order the replay, yes?
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by Figure Foreskin
So...I should order the replay, yes?
Only for the main event.
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Matte
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quote:
Originally posted by Figure Foreskin
So...I should order the replay, yes?
Welcome back. Did you bring Lucky with you?
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Figure Foreskin
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I murdered Lucky and I was hiding out for a while.
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denverpunk
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At this point, the entire wrestling industry needs to rid itself of Jeff Hardy. People can dislike the Lawler/Miz feud if they'd like, but at
least the principals of that match didn't show up to the arena on an unholy cocktail of meth, Oxycontin, cheap bourbon, and barbiturates.
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
Random thought that is in NO WAY intended to start flames. NO WAY AT ALL.
Better PPV World Title match from each company's last PPV outing:
Miz vs Jerry Lawler, or Sting vs Jeff Hardy?
Speaking strictly as a wrestling fan and not as a "WWE vs. TNA" fanboy, give me Miz/Lawler any day of the week over this shit. It's actually
kind of unfathomable that the number two wrestling company in North America had one of their bigger PPVs headlined by a match that was less than two
minutes long because one of the participants was reportedly in "no condition to wrestle." How does that happen? This isn't the Heroes of
Wrestling PPV featuring Jake Roberts.
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Originally posted by denverpunk
At this point, the entire wrestling industry needs to rid itself of Jeff Hardy. People can dislike the Lawler/Miz feud if they'd like, but at
least the principals of that match didn't show up to the arena on an unholy cocktail of meth, Oxycontin, cheap bourbon, and barbiturates.
I think that's jumping the gun. Let's wait until the latest Hardy Show update from a Waffle House in Florence, South Carolina to fill us
in on all the facts about how this has all been blown out of proportion and Jeff is completely fine. And CM Punk is a nerd.
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Matte
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quote:
Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
Random thought that is in NO WAY intended to start flames. NO WAY AT ALL.
Better PPV World Title match from each company's last PPV outing:
Miz vs Jerry Lawler, or Sting vs Jeff Hardy?
For all we know, the Sting/Hardy main event could've been a scheduled 20 minute match that had to be scrapped because of Jeff, whereas
the Miz/Lawler shit was booked ahead of time and went on as planned. So yea, both are shitty excuses for PPV main event title matches, but Sting/Hardy
may have had potential to begin with, while Miz/Lawler started out with none.
I can't say which I would rather have watched, as I've completely forgotten how Miz/Lawler went down and I didn't watch
tonight's PPV.
quote:
Originally posted by the goon
It's actually kind of unfathomable that the number two wrestling company in North America had one of their bigger PPVs headlined by a match that
was less than two minutes long because one of the participants was reportedly in "no condition to wrestle." How does that happen? This isn't
the Heroes of Wrestling PPV featuring Jake Roberts.
How does that happen? Because it's Jeff Hardy. This shit's happened before.
He's been doing pretty good for the past few months and has main evented a couple PPVs with decent aftermath, so management probably figured
tonight was just another night. Send Hardy out there to do the job that he's shown for the past few months he's capable of doing. I
don't blame TNA for this situation; I blame Hardy for it, if the rumors are true. Sure, they could've done some quick thinking and threw
someone else out there to work with Sting, but that doesn't make me think that TNA is horrible because they scheduled a two minute main event
match at their PPV, because for all we know, they didn't, and that's just what it became because Hardy relapsed into the unreliable worker
that he was 5 months ago (or however long it's been since he's showed up to an event in "no condition to wrestle").
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JB KING
 
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Forget the Lawler/Miz comparisons...
Sting passed up Wrestlemania and a fat paycheck for THIS?
And the #1 contenders match ended with no result?
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte For all we know, the Sting/Hardy main event could've been a scheduled 20 minute match that had to be
scrapped because of Jeff, whereas the Miz/Lawler shit was booked ahead of time and went on as planned. So yea, both are shitty excuses for PPV main
event title matches, but Sting/Hardy may have had potential to begin with, while Miz/Lawler started out with none.
I can't say which I would rather have watched, as I've completely forgotten how Miz/Lawler went down and I didn't watch
tonight's PPV.
Yeah, but the question was simply which was the better PPV world title match. Without having seen either, I'm still going to wager Miz/Lawler
was better than a 90 second Sting/Jeff squash.
quote:
Originally posted by Matte How does that happen? Because it's Jeff Hardy. This shit's happened before. He's been doing
pretty good for the past few months and has main evented a couple PPVs with decent aftermath, so management probably figured tonight was just another
night. Send Hardy out there to do the job that he's shown for the past few months he's capable of doing. I don't blame TNA for this
situation; I blame Hardy for it, if the rumors are true. Sure, they could've done some quick thinking and threw someone else out there to work
with Sting, but that doesn't make me think that TNA is horrible because they scheduled a two minute main event match at their PPV, because for
all we know, they didn't, and that's just what it became because Hardy relapsed into the unreliable worker that he was 5 months ago (or
however long it's been since he's showed up to an event in "no condition to wrestle").
I get what you're saying and this probably can mostly be put on Jeff.
But again...how does this happen? You're the number two wrestling company in North America. You have a video game, DVDs, PPVs, a weekly TV show
on Spike. Yet one of your top PPVs of the year features a main event that's 90 seconds long because your top heel is too fucked up to go?
Whether it's Jeff's fault or not, TNA is the company that employs him (after Hall and Waltman, no less). They knew the risks going in,
making a guy with both a history of drug use and pending drug charges the centerpiece of the company, complete with his own (retarded) world title
belt.
I'm not saying crucify TNA for this, but I certainly don't feel bad for them that the guy with a history of fucking up, uh, fucked up. And
if it turns out Jeff is innocent of these allegations, then we can start a new debate about why TNA booked a main event that lasted under two minutes
for no reason.
quote:
Originally posted by JB KING Sting passed up Wrestlemania and a fat paycheck for THIS?
I've actually been wondering this even before the whole debacle tonight. Either wrestle the Undertaker at WrestleMania in the Georgia Dome in
what would be a history-making match seen by millions or take the TNA title off of Jeff Hardy in Fayetteville, NC. And that's not a knock
against TNA, but if you're Sting, why wouldn't you take the fat paycheck and WrestleMania moment, along with doing pretty much the only
thing you've never done in your career?
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