Stone Cold Steve Autism
My pussy's SO hottt...
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 06:09 AM |
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Stains the Dog is an awesome dog
Anyone who ain't gonna give that dog a cupcake should get punched in the fucking face.
Stains rules.
Biden: Sarah, what's the difference between your mouth and your vagina?
Palin: ???
Biden: Only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded.
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Columbo
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 06:19 AM |
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Fuck that ugly ass dog! No cupcakes for you!
edit cause I suffer from Dyslexia.
[Edited on 1-27-2009 by Columbo]
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias F�nke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias F�nke: It's out of context.
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias F�nke: Tobias, you blowhard.
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punkerhardcore
16-Time Champ 
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 07:40 AM |
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I stared into that dog's eyes a bit too long and now am at his mercy.
I will do your bidding, master.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
--MySpace makes me way cool too.
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
My pussy's SO hottt...
Posts 699
Registered 4-29-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: Sopping
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 03:56 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Columbo
Fuck that ugly ass dog! No cupcakes for you!
Fuck you, bitch. I bet you are a cat person. I bet you eat your own clothing and then barf it back up on the same floor you sleep on. I bet
you're afraid of hair dryers and shit in a box.
Get dead. Get caught in a tree and forget how to climb shit or do anything. Get fed to a raccoon. You pussy.
Biden: Sarah, what's the difference between your mouth and your vagina?
Palin: ???
Biden: Only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded.
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Columbo
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 04:13 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Autism
Fuck you, bitch. I bet you are a cat person. I bet you eat your own clothing and then barf it back up on the same floor you sleep on. I bet
you're afraid of hair dryers and shit in a box.
Get dead. Get caught in a tree and forget how to climb shit or do anything. Get fed to a raccoon. You pussy.
Screw cats I don't like any animals! I punch baby seals fucka!
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias F�nke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias F�nke: It's out of context.
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias F�nke: Tobias, you blowhard.
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
My pussy's SO hottt...
Posts 699
Registered 4-29-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: Sopping
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 04:25 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Columbo
Screw cats I don't like any animals! I punch baby seals fucka!
You couldn't punch a Seals and Crofts LP. You couldn't open a bottle of Thompson's and find fucking water seal. You popped the top
on some Hawaiian Punch once, only it was filled with cat piss. Which you love, because you are a pussy.
Biden: Sarah, what's the difference between your mouth and your vagina?
Palin: ???
Biden: Only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Registered 1-11-2004 Location Republic of Texas Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 04:53 PM |
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Columbo:
You should try to taunt happy fun ball.
Go ahead. I dare you.
I double Stains the Dog dare you.
Don't Mess With Texas
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Columbo
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| posted on 1-27-2009 at 05:27 PM |
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I taunt my happy fun balls all the time for lack of semen production. I feel they need tough love.
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias F�nke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias F�nke: It's out of context.
Tobias F�nke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias F�nke: Tobias, you blowhard.
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
My pussy's SO hottt...
Posts 699
Registered 4-29-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: Sopping
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| posted on 1-28-2009 at 12:29 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Columbo
I taunt my happy fun balls all the time for lack of semen production. I feel they need tough love.
You don't even have happy fun balls because they're kept in one of these
by a woman who looks like John Travolta in Hairspray and who sticks it her ass for money down at the bus depot and shits out out before yelling
CHA-CHING. She owns them. Like Coldplay or the game of hockey, you are ball-less.
Biden: Sarah, what's the difference between your mouth and your vagina?
Palin: ???
Biden: Only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded.
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OffIceman
Big Red Machine
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Registered 3-12-2004 Location Eerie, PA Member Is Offline Mood: so damn gOOd
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| posted on 1-29-2009 at 01:41 AM |
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Who cares? I just wanna know what the owners say when they want Stains back in the house.
Come Stains, perhaps?
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy!!!
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
My pussy's SO hottt...
Posts 699
Registered 4-29-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: Sopping
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| posted on 1-29-2009 at 01:56 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by OffIceman
Who cares? I just wanna know what the owners say when they want Stains back in the house.
Come Stains, perhaps?
Oh, brutal. Just brutal.
For the record, you too can become a fan of Stains the Dog on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stains-the-Dog/46126734484?ref=mf
Biden: Sarah, what's the difference between your mouth and your vagina?
Palin: ???
Biden: Only some of the things that come out of your vagina are retarded.
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