Segment 2: Todd talks about Chris Masters at NYR, which seems random, till I remember we're setting up the return of the Masterlock challenge. I got something stuck in my throat, and it's thankfully not cutting off my air and causing me to die, but it's annoying. If I was better, I'd create a metaphor with John Cena but eh. Edge was actually cool there, how about that. (1:40) Good thing Edge isn't doing any more TLC matches which are completely forgotten.

Segment 3: this game is getting horrible. Oh, yea, Todd's setting up the tag match. I don't know if anyone's noticed this yet, but Shawn Marion is very very good. There's the 100. There's the Royal Rumble promos. (1:36)

Segment 4: nothing more exciting then stills. Nice that they keep saying "he wanted to prove he's not a transitional champion!" just so you believed he actually is one. (1:14) Todd is a white as humanly possible. Anyway, Edge and Cena had a better match on RAW - why do we see clips from Royal Rumble in this video package when we just saw stills of the match? laziness! - and I can't believe anyone who bought Royal Rumble must be pleased with their purchase now. Also, if Rick gave that PPV a C-, what would he say about a PPV he actually gave a D to? Lita's totally turning. (1:36) Show ends a minute early to get in the Royal Rumble commercial one more time. (1:00)

That's it.