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WWE VELOCITY RECAP
#1 (out of 4): The B-Shows Go
Content Free for Two Weeks!

July 5, 2005

by The Cubs Fan
Exclusive to OnlineOnslaught.com

 

so you were warned: This recap is pointless. Heat's recap is pointless. Since next week is another double taping, those weekend shows are also going to be pointless. I was going to do something different this week, but then I figured - pointless.
 
TV PG V CC entertainment open - everyone's added (plus a new shot of Melina), but we still must leave in the truck crash.

Your announcers are Josh and not fired (yet). Romero bullet points the pointless show.
Eddie on SD! Don't let your kids eat candy from Eddie. (7:41) Josh and Steve remind us they're not allowed to be normal people and guess the obvious.

 
Up next: fluff with Torrie

Torrie seemingly hasn't been on SmackDown! forever, but she does sell SmackDown! Magazines here. Maybe in this tell-all interview, she'll give her opinion on how women can get such worthless storylines (at best) with a women in charge of it all. LOOK! DOG!  (:48)

SmackDown in [fill in foreign tour here] video package. (:30)

Up next: Batista! what a shocking shock

SmackDown! Live
07/04 - Sacramento, CA [RAW/SD! Supershow - wonder why it's listed as a supershow this week but not last?]
07/11 - Portland, ME [SD! Live]
07/12 - Worcester, MA [SD!]
07/16 - Frederick, MD [SD! Live]
07/17 - Ocean City, MD [SD! Live]

Advent Rising RKO of Three Weeks Ago, because it's been a slow three weeks.

no particular reason theatre: Randy Orton vs Chris Benoit from SummerSlam '04 (6:31)

Up next: Batista

Starburst Rewind: the sixth man? Captain C!

Highlights of the eliminations and the not-title match. So what was in the bag? The Women's Title? (5:11) Josh tries "the largest Animal in wrestling" as a horrible nickname, and succeeds!

Up Next: shilling!

Josh and Romero hype up stuff on RAW, as makes complete sense.

we've got a DVD to shill: Stars of the '80s, Roddy Piper (7:45)

Josh and Steve talk about trades, without actually talking about the trades because they taped this on Wednesday.

SD! Draft Pick recap (3:49)

E-MAIL THE CUBS FAN
VIEW THE WWE VELOCITY ARCHIVES

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 02/01
 
PPV: WWE Royal Rumble PPV 2010
 
OO: Royal Rumble PPV Preview and More
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 01/29
 
TNA IMPACT: By Any Other Name...
 
RAW SATIRE: Coal (Miner's Glove) Power!
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 01/25
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 01/22
 
TNA IMPACT: The Orlando Screwjob?
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 01/19
 
RAW SATIRE: Needs More Kristen Bell!
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 01/18
 
OOTRR: Badd Blood 2004 Re-Revued
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 01/15
 
TNA IMPACT: Waging a New Monday Night War?
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 01/12
 
RAW SATIRE: Tyson Likes 'Em Tiny
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 01/11
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 01/08
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 01/05
 
RAW SATIRE: A Dimensional Cross-Rip?
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 01/04
 
OO: Monday Night War Resumes and Lots More
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 01/01
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 12/29
 
RAW SATIRE: Selective Memory
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW12/28
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 12/25
 
RAW SATIRE: Santas Love Damon!
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 12/22
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 12/21
 
RAW SATIRE: A Fish Out of Water
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 12/18
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 12/14

PPV: WWE TLC 2009 Recap
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 12/11
 
OO: TLC PPV Preview
 
RAW SATIRE: Pretty Fly for White Boys
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 12/08
 
OO NEWSFLASH: Umaga, Dead at 36
  
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 12/07
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 12/04
 
RAW SATIRE: The Bourne Identity Theft
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 12/01
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 11/30
 
RAW SATIRE: Going Rouge for Real!
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: SmackDown, 11/27
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: ECW, 11/24
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Survivor Series 2009
 
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW: RAW, 11/23
 
OO: Hogan in TNA, Shane in UFC?, and MORE!

OO: What I'll Remember About Chris Benoit

NEWS CENTRAL: All Updates About Benoit Tragedy

 

 

 


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