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OO COLUMNISTS

 

COLUMNS: PAST AND PRESENT

RAW Satire
If you miss an edition of RAW, well, this isn't the column for you... but if you can think of the televised RAW as just a starting point, then Matt Hocking's job is to make it better.  Or some weeks, funnier.

OOld Tyme Rasslin' Revues
Starting in 1985, and working his way towards the present, Adam Gutschmidt is re-watching and recapping every WWF PPV in chronological order.  Talk about a long and winding road...

The Broad Perspective
You know, some girls watch wrestling, too. And not necessarily just to ogle all the buff, oiled-up, shirtless dudes. Erin Anderson is here to provide you with an intelligent female slant on the rasslin' world.

Inside the Ropes
Called the Canadian Bulldog to protect both his identity and his top level insider sources, OO's resident investigative reporter is not afraid to dig deep to bring you the real dirt on the wrestling biz!

The Obtuse Angle
Jeb Tennyson Lund's literate style may alienate wrestling fans whose idea of clever is using "Z" to pluralize words.  But those of us with IQs exceeding our waistbands will appreciate his widely-ranging columns.

The Deconstruction
It's easy to watch RAW or SD! and say "That guy just got called up from OVW," or "He used to work for WCW."  But that's usually just half the story.  Every week, Big Danny T gives you the rest. 

Big in Japan
Rocky Swift, a teacher of English in the Land of the Rising Sun, often has a unique take on the world of pro wrestling.  And he's only too happy to share it with you.

Special Guest Columns
OO has started a practice of periodically welcoming guest columnists to the stage...  that's how we landed this Jeb Lund guy, so you never know when one of 'em might stick around for good.

Crashing the Boards
No longer content to let the insightful, intelligent fans on the OO Message Boards toil in anonymity, we're publishing the best from the forums whenever enough good stuff accumulates.

Two out of Three Falls
Mark Coale brings a load of Old School sensibility to the site in his weekly column.

The Smarky Awards
Dubious Achievement in Internet Wrestling Commentary is rewarded weekly by Kyle Maxwell when he hands out the Smarkies.

The Ring
Ever think about training to become a wrestler?  OO's The Immolator stopped thinking about it, and did it!  Follow along as he learns the ropes, deals with injury, and ultimately performs in front of crowds

The Devil's Due
Johnny Diavalo lacks an inner dialog, and thus, every vulgar thought that goes through his head winds up in this weekly column.

Booking by the Books
Illuminating the commonalities between wrestling storylines and great literary archetypes is Matt Freeman's mission.

Scott Keith Rants
The target of Scott's Rants rarely walks away unscathed, be it the most recent PPV, a 10-year-old video, or a current newsmaker.

The Little Things
Like Lewis Black, Moses Gates catches the minutiae that falls through the cracks, and discusses it in depth every other week.

Timeline
Imagining one minor change in wrestling history and then re-inventing an entire alternate reality is Hatter X's hobby.

The Mac Files
Jeff McGinnis supplies readers with a dose of wrestling rumor and parody once a week.

Circa
Sit down and enjoy a hot, steaming slice of wrestling history, served up by Denny Burkholder

Title Wave
The past, present, and future of a freshly crowned champion are covered in-depth by Fonzo.



 
RAW SATIRE: Nunzio, the Female Body Inspector
 
RAW RECAP: R-Truth is One Angry Black Man
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: The Terrorists Win
 
RAW SATIRE: Wrestling's Most Wanted
 
RAW RECAP: T-Minus 48 Weeks, and Counting
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Extreme Rules 2011
 
OOTRR: WWE Unforgiven 2004 Re-Revued
 
RAW SATIRE: WHAMMY'D~!
 
NEWSFLASH: 2011 WWE Draft Results
 
RAW RECAP: Now You See Him, Now You Still See Him
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Edge's Busy Retirement
 
RAW SATIRE: England is Flavor Country
 
RAW RECAP: Changing Plans
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Bittersweet Victory
 
RAW SATIRE: Who is Sin Cara?
 
RAW RECAP: Other Stuff Happened, Too
 
NEWSFLASH: Edge Retires
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Third Time's the Charm
 
RAW SATIRE: Think of the Children!
 
RAW RECAP: Cena and Rock Ask You to Save the Date
 
PPV RECAP: WWE WrestleMania 27
 
ONLINE ONSLAUGHT: A Throwback WrestleMania?
 
PYRO'S PPV CORNER: WrestleMania 27
 
RAW SATIRE: Big Red Tromboner
 
RAW RECAP: Finally...
 
RAW SATIRE: Thrown Under the Bus
 
NXT RECAP: Like a Cow Chewing its Own Cud...
 
RAW RECAP: Sweet Sweet Vengeance
 
RAW SATIRE: Jersey Wisdom?
 
NXT RECAP: The Case for William Regal
 
RAW RECAP: Miz = Winning
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Who Won NXT, Again?
 
RAW SATIRE: G-Rilla is Here!
  
NXT RECAP: Is This Really Necessary?
 
RAW RECAP: The Soul Crushing Finale
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Christian to the Rescue (Again)
 
RAW SATIRE: Miz's Addition by Subtraction Theatre
 
NXT RECAP: Johnny Curtis?!? Really?!?
 
RAW RECAP: Phoning it In
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Hasta la Vista, Vickie
 
RAW SATIRE: Scandal in the Tag Ranks
 
NXT RECAP: What the What?!?
 
RAW RECAP: Silence is Golden
 
OO: What I'll Remember About Chris Benoit
 
NEWS CENTRAL: All Updates About Benoit Tragedy

 

 

 


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