by Mark Coale
Odessa Steps Magazine/OnlineOnslaught.com

[The following matches are part of Mark Coale's "March Madness, Sports Entertainment Style" 64-man tournament...  the matches are all simulated using TNM7.  You can read Mark's entire explanation of the tourney here.]

Northeast Region


[Round 1]: Steve Austin beat Shane Helms 2 falls to 0:
x S. Austin beat Helms via the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:11:16
x S. Austin beat Helms via the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:11:39
Rating: * 1/4

[Round 1]: Ric Flair beat Kane 2 falls to 0:
x Flair beat Kane via the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:18:31
x Flair beat Kane via a crucifix in 0:29:00
Rating: **

[Round 1]: Kurt Angle beat Rob Van Dam 2 falls to 0:
x Angle beat Van Dam via a waistlock suplex in 0:15:02
x Angle beat Van Dam via the Torture Rack Suplex in 0:16:56
Rating: ** 1/2

[Round 1]: Hunter Hearst Helmsley beat Christian 2 falls to 0:
x Helmsley beat Christian via the Pedigree in 0:15:18
x Helmsley beat Christian via the Pedigree in 0:21:57
Rating: **


Parts Unknown Region


Round 1]: Jeff Jarrett beat Disco Inferno 2 falls to 1:
x D. Inferno beat Jarrett via the Last Dance in 0:00:32
x Jarrett beat Disco via the Forward Russian Legsweep in 12:44
x Jarrett beat Disco via the Forward Russian Legsweep in 17:17
Rating: * 3/4

[Round 1]: Eddie Guerrero beat Rico Constantino 2 falls to 0:
x E. Guerrero beat Constantino via the Swinging DDT in 11:10
x E. Guerrero beat Constantino via the Frog Splash in 0:14:56
Rating: ***

[Round 1]: Kid Kash beat Randy Orton 2 falls to 1:
x Orton beat Kid Kash via the Superplex in 0:15:34
x Kid Kash beat Orton via a flying forearm in 0:18:21
x Kid Kash beat Orton via the Flying Dropkick in 0:21:59
Rating: **

[Round 1]: Donovan Morgan beat Brock Lesnar 2 falls to 1:
x D. Morgan beat Lesnar via the Suicide Drop in 0:13:18
x Lesnar beat D. Morgan via the Shooting Star Press in 0:17:22
x D. Morgan beat Lesnar via the Suicide Drop in 0:21:38
Rating: *** 1/4


Far East Region



[Round 1]: Yuji Nagata beat Tatsuhito Takaiwa 2 falls to 1:
x Takaiwa beat Nagata via the Endless Powerbomb in 0:17:00
x Nagata beat Takaiwa via an arm grapevine in 0:20:59
x Nagata beat Takaiwa via the Nagata Lock in 0:23:13
Rating: ** 3/4

[Round 1]: Genichiro Tenryu beat Hiroyoshi Tenzan 2 falls to 1:
x Tenryu beat Tenzan via the Power Bomb in 0:15:18
x Tenzan beat Tenryu via the Mountain Bomb in 0:19:22
x Tenryu beat Tenzan via a back suplex in 0:25:19
Rating: ** 1/2

[Round 1]: Mitsuharu Misawa beat Magnum TOKYO 2 falls to 0:
x Misawa beat M. TOKYO via the Tiger Driver in 0:03:34
x Misawa beat M. TOKYO via a German suplex in 0:10:11
Rating: ** 1/4

[Round 1]: Toshiaki Kawada beat Taiyo Kea 2 falls to 0:
x Kawada beat Kea via the Brain Buster in 0:12:19
x Kawada beat Kea via a power bomb in 0:12:38
Rating: ** 1/2


South Region


[Round 1]: Black Tiger beat Tarzan Boy 2 falls to 0:
x B. Tiger beat Tarzan Boy via the Airplane Spin in 0:15:25
x B. Tiger beat Tarzan Boy via the Airplane Spin in 0:19:58
Rating: ** 1/2

[Round 1]: Satanico beat Rey Misterio Jr. 2 falls to 0:
x Satanico beat Misterio Jr. via the Standing Figure-Four Leglock in 16:28
x Satanico beat Misterio Jr. via the Standing Figure-Four Leglock in 20:32
Rating: * 3/4

[Round 1]: Rey Bucanero beat Ultimo Guerrero 2 falls to 1:
x U. Guerrero beat Bucanero via a gutwrench suplex in 0:12:43
x Bucanero beat U. Guerrero via the Death Valley Bomb in 0:20:52
x Bucanero beat U. Guerrero via the Death Valley Bomb in 0:24:37
Rating: ** 1/2

[Round 1]: Shocker beat Hector Garza 2 falls to 0:
x Shocker beat Garza via a Frankensteiner in 0:01:23
x Shocker beat Garza via a Northern Lights suplex in 0:13:20
Rating: * 3/4


Commentary: Some surprises here and there, but I'd say nothing too earth shattering. Will the same hold true for tomorrow's match-ups? Tune in and find out.

Check the bracket out here.

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Mark Coale has the same kind of acidic foreboding in his stomach about this that he used to get when taking comp exams in grad school. I hope the results turn out better this time.

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