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Author: Subject: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
AnglesGoldMedals
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posted on 4-17-2004 at 01:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

This is the book of the generations of the OO forums. In the day that The Rick created the Mod Squad, in the likeness of himself he made them;

Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name 001, 002, 003, 004, in the day when they were created.

And they lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Slade:

And the days of 2HoT after he had begotten Ando were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

And all the days that BoerboelLVR lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

And Jeb Tennyson Lund lived an hundred and five years, and begat borntorun:

And Eli lived after he begat bigfatgoalie eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of 2HoT were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.

And salmonjunkie lived ninety years, and begat Bonestein:

And cpdevine1lived after he begat rasslinjunkie eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of Operation Retard/OPP were nine hundred and five years: and he died.

And Timmy lived seventy years, and begat d-rock:

And promoter2003 lived after he begat LuckyLopez eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of folby were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.

And benoitbrokemyneck lived sixty and five years, and begat FusionFistCutter:

And doublee lived after he begat OOMatt eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of nilesanderson were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.

And Blown Spot lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat outback jack:

And markout lived after he begat Laner eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of Chris Is Good517 were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.

And MrJustinB lived sixty and five years, and begat Stormtrooper:

And Alana walked with The Rick after he begat angstboy three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of Pistol Pez were three hundred sixty and five years:

And Canadian Bulldog walked with The Rick: and he was not; for The Rick took him.

And madiq lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat ArmyofOne:

And Antelope lived after he begat whyme seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of shashwat mishra were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

And SpinningToeHold lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son:

And he called his name OOMike, saying, This [same] shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which OOKyle hath cursed.

And eoghann lived after he begat cuddlemonkey five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of Firebreaker Chip were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.

And Gimmickman was five hundred years old: and The Insider begat hailtothechimp, mcian, and mr_mysterious2.




(Phew ! - I don’t think that I’ve missed anyone).

The OOforums mean a lot to me. This post is therefore dedicated to anyone who has ever made me laugh out loud... or made me think about wrestling... or sometimes even write about it too!.

This post is also a big “thank you” to anyone who has helped me to reach the #1000 posts landmark. This post marks the reaching of that milestone.
Sorry if anybody thought it was about Star Wars or Genesis...




Cheers - AGM





Now with 20% less Kellett...

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posted on 4-17-2004 at 03:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats on 1000.


Hmm, I'm not in the generations of OO. Can I be Satan? I've already got the horns.





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 04:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't get it.



But Congratz on 1K AGM

The Chippy-shop mafia will be so proud.





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 04:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, Jeb is my father? This answers so many questions, such as "Mom, who is my daddy?" and "Why am I genetically cursed with this ugly face?"

Good work, Angles. It's a pleasure to have you around, both on the boards and in chat. Congrats!

[Edited on 4-17-2004 by borntorun]





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 04:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats, AGM!

I am so happy to be 500 years old. That puts me back in the time of Martin Luther and religious revolution. Awesome.

Here's to a 1000 more grand posts!

--Matt





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 04:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And eoghann lived after he begat cuddlemonkey five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:

me? i'm so excited. i've never been mentioned before. that's awesome.

congrats on the big 1000!

[Edited on 4-17-2004 by cuddlemonkey]

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posted on 4-17-2004 at 04:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations, AGM!

Now what should I get B-Spot for Father's Day?






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posted on 4-17-2004 at 05:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I kinda dig the fact that I cursed the land of OOOnslaught.





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 06:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations, AGM!

Your posts number many, and most actually seem to make sense, with little of the silly fuckery so common to these boards.

Are you SURE you're posting on the right boards?

My spawn salutes you!

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posted on 4-17-2004 at 08:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
905 years before i die. man. thats some good livin.

though i was hoping operation retard would've begat operation pajama pants. but hell, i dont even know what begat means, so fuck it.





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borntorun: getting punched in the cock by a naked guy is pretty arousing.

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posted on 4-17-2004 at 09:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
salmonjunkie is my daddy! YESSSS!!!

Time to finally hook up that child support, you deadbeat bastard!

Well done AGM... and doesn't it seem like we have someone hitting 1000 every week now?





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 10:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats on 1000, AGM

I am honored at my first mentioning and to know how long I have until I die.





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posted on 4-17-2004 at 10:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
dont get used to it chip. idont see you getting many more.





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posted on 4-18-2004 at 04:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
gee at least you could have bolded me. haha j/k

congrats

im just the evil one no one wants to talk about.





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posted on 4-18-2004 at 11:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hi AnglesGoldMedals!

Congratulations on reaching 1000.

Here is wishing you a 1000 years of life with much begatting and other kinds of success too.

[Edited on 4-18-2004 by shashwat mishra]





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posted on 4-18-2004 at 03:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations on reaching the big millenium marker, Parker. You rock, daddy-o!

I'm also glad that you recognized that all of the members of these fair boards are my descendents. If you want to know why you're so screwed up, look no further than me!

This also explains why, no matter what I do, I never get in trouble with the Mods. I am their only begotten son (which also explains why I know so much about the History of the Mods - the secret's out!). Thus, they love me so, and do not wish to harm me. Although, I often wonder which two of the Mods actual begat me. I have never learned which two of the four were responbile for me. Anyway, thanks to their insistances to have gratuitous orgies, I have four parents. And I couldn't wish to have four better parents if I tried.





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posted on 4-18-2004 at 03:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I have to pay respects to WiseGuyAngle here, especially since he paid me some. Good to have you round guy. We'll take over the mob before too long.






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posted on 4-18-2004 at 05:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats, AGM! Here's to another 1000!





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posted on 4-18-2004 at 05:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I begat Laner? I don't know about that. It's been a while since I've done any begetting.





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posted on 4-19-2004 at 01:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BRAVO AGM!!! Bravo!

Congratulations on 1000. The cooler has been empty for a while, but I went shopping yesterday and restocked. Take your pick from the cooler and I toast you with best wishes for the next 1000 posts.

See you in chat.





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posted on 4-19-2004 at 05:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by markout
I begat Laner? I don't know about that. It's been a while since I've done any begetting.


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posted on 4-19-2004 at 06:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Thus, they love me so, and do not wish to harm me.


Or do we?????





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posted on 4-20-2004 at 01:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Shit, I thought it was something to do with Star Wars....

congrats bro, I'll sing 'Joyride' especially for you...





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posted on 4-20-2004 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Reason #27 I like Ando-

He always remembers what the OOBoards theme song is.





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posted on 4-20-2004 at 09:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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salmonjunkie is my daddy! YESSSS!!!



It's about time you acknowledged this, bitch!






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