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Author: Subject: You know people consider you a big wrestling fan when.........
ModSquad004
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posted on 4-21-2004 at 04:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When you're at a party, and you're striking up a conversation and she asks what you do, and you tell her, "I'm a moderator for a wrestling board."

You can imagine I don't get many phone numbers.





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posted on 4-21-2004 at 04:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Of course that has nothing to do with the dog breath...





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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 4-21-2004 at 04:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Or that you walked up and sniffed her ass instead of saying, "Hi, I'm 004, do you come here often?" like a normal loser would.





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posted on 4-22-2004 at 08:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When you blade yourself after a common stumble.






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posted on 4-25-2004 at 05:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
...When on your 23rd birthday, your friends are all giggling like crazy and bring out your special WWE Wrestling extravaganza cake, complete with ring, Stone Cold, and Taker.
And on your 24th birthday, your mother gets you a cake decorated with Care Bears, The Rock, and Kane, complete with vintage WWF folding chairs. (One of the Care Bears was braining The Rock with one).





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posted on 4-26-2004 at 07:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"He obeys, and you pull your pantlegs down because you know you're badass, but you are NOT ANGUS."

Fuck, Jeb, why don't you just write full-time? You fucking rule!





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posted on 4-26-2004 at 08:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You have "No holds barred" on video, and watch it regularly.



You spend more than 45 minutes a day on a wrestling message board.





Now with 20% less Kellett...

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posted on 4-27-2004 at 06:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You use JR's catch-phrases in normal conversation





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posted on 4-28-2004 at 02:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When during a PPV at Hooters, the other patrons are listening to your play by play more than they are JR and King.

Dan

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posted on 4-28-2004 at 05:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You watch Mucha Lucha and want to tell your kid how HHH would hold down the cruiserweight luchadores if he was on the show.






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posted on 5-6-2004 at 05:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by outback jack
You watch Mucha Lucha and want to tell your kid how HHH would hold down the cruiserweight luchadores if he was on the show.


Or you watch Mucha Lucha in hopes that Rey Mysterio or Ultimo Dragon will guest star......

or speculate that Riccochet and Rey are related somehow.....






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posted on 5-6-2004 at 06:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
you might be a wrestling fan if.....

If you play D&D or some d20 game, you model your characters after wrestlers

..if you play a computer or console RPG and you name the characters after wrestlers.






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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 5-6-2004 at 06:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When someone tells you they are learning the guitar and they ask for tips, this is your suggestion:

"Step One: Buy a classical guitar
Step Two: Fill with Baby Powder
Step Three: Hit a Hated Enemy over the head with it
Step Four: Call him Slappy
Step Five: Repeat, Profit

You'll have your own company in no time."





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posted on 5-6-2004 at 06:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You're a real fan when you rebuild your computer's desktop scheme as a mini-temple to your favorite wrestler, and cobble together a theme from the ones you were able to find online.

My computer plays a piece of the Bret Hart theme when it's turned on, "Thud"s when windows are minimized, and tells me to "Have a Nice Day~!" when I sign off.

oh, and it threatens me every time I shut it down.....

"So if you two P*ssies want any more, I'll be in the parking lot, waiting on your @$$%$~!" -credit New age Outlaws

I need to covert some HHH mp3s to wav so I can use em. I have "I admit it, I'm an @$$+()!#" and "See you in hell, Deadman", among others.






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posted on 5-6-2004 at 06:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
how can you see a thread called THE FUCK LIST and still feel the need to star out the U in pussy and @$$ the word ass?





Official Poster Of The OOForum's 100,000th Post.

borntorun: getting punched in the cock by a naked guy is pretty arousing.

Visit OOWF.com!

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posted on 5-6-2004 at 06:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
In case there is ever any question, these are the words (and their numerous variations) that you are allowed to say on the OO forums:

• pussy
• fuck
• cock
• dick
• ass
• bitch
• shit
• bastard
• hell
• piss
• turd
• twat

Under NO circumstances may you say the following:

• cunt
• damn
• Ahmed Johnson





You fuck up the boards.
I fuck up your day.

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posted on 5-6-2004 at 07:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You can't say Ahmed Johnson??!?!? Wha?

Damn cunt...






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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 5-6-2004 at 07:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad003
In case there is ever any question, these are the words (and their numerous variations) that you are allowed to say on the OO forums:

• pussy
• fuck
• cock
• dick
• ass
• bitch
• shit
• bastard
• hell
• piss
• turd
• twat

Under NO circumstances may you say the following:

• cunt
• damn
• Ahmed Johnson


003, I think I love you.





Don't touch me there!

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posted on 5-6-2004 at 07:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Because this involves me directly, I can take no action to ban you for such an offense, Sal. It wouldn't be proper Mod etiquette. If you aren't careful though, I'll get 004 to bust you across the skull with his banning stick so hard that you'll come back to the boards as OnlyFound7OfMyTeethJunkie.

Stupid miserable c*nt.





You fuck up the boards.
I fuck up your day.

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posted on 5-6-2004 at 08:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ModSquad003
In case there is ever any question, these are the words (and their numerous variations) that you are allowed to say on the OO forums:

• pussy
• fuck
• cock
• dick
• ass
• bitch
• shit
• bastard
• hell
• piss
• turd
• twat

Under NO circumstances may you say the following:

• cunt
• damn
• Ahmed Johnson



When I stop laughing I'll tell you guys.....


(ten minutes later)

I'm at WORK, Ahmed Johnson!!






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posted on 5-6-2004 at 08:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
003, I'd be happy to get rid of that miserable bastard once and for all. That damn sal has been stinking up the board with his salmon ever since he joined. You know how hard it is to concentrate when you have to smell that stuff all the time? Especially with my extra-sensory sniffing powers?





WOOF!

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posted on 5-6-2004 at 08:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
uh.... basket of kittens anyone?


[Edited on 11-6-2005 by ModSquad]






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ModSquad004
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posted on 5-6-2004 at 08:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Looks delicious. Thank you. You have been spared.





WOOF!

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posted on 5-6-2004 at 08:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe my keyboard here doesn't let me swear....

how the f*ck did A*m*D J*n*s*n get through?

Crap, there it goes again.






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posted on 5-6-2004 at 08:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Speaking of which - where is that guy these days?
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