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Golden Heat
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 08:14 PM Edit Post
I got so many names on this board,you will be surprise.I got names at wrestleboard,at weforums.com(Big Homey Shawn as one),at 411mania.com(Shawn Mega).

Don't fuck with me,I can bug this board all up.

You guys is amatures too me.

Now,let's just talk about wrestling,OK!!!

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markout
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 08:20 PM Edit Post
Threatening to bug the board up. Classy. What makes you think we'd want to talk wrestling with you now?





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angstboy
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 08:31 PM Edit Post
U oh. I got names in this board to that are to many too count! But your bug is a threat to us. You got it! Your right we should justtalk wrestling, ok!

Ooops! My penis jus broke!






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Laner
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 08:50 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Golden Heat
I got so many names on this board,you will be surprise.I got names at wrestleboard,at weforums.com(Big Homey Shawn as one),at 411mania.com(Shawn Mega).

Don't fuck with me,I can bug this board all up.

You guys is amatures too me.

Now,let's just talk about wrestling,OK!!!








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bigjimjustice
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 09:03 PM Edit Post
Man, Angst. I think the D&D Mega Powers are gonna have to revoke your Lawful Good alignment after that post. No Paladin can adventure and battle the forces of evil with a broken penis. You're probably going to have to go on a quest to atone for that.

I'm going to try and intervene with the Powers because you were battling evil when your penis broke. I think there's a loophole in the bylaws. Let's hope.

Ahem..


I guess Edge should go to Smackdown, but I won't be upset if he goes to RAW. I think there's potential for him on both sides.

(edited to add coment)

Good one Laner!

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by bigjimjustice]





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ConspiracyVictim
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 09:12 PM Edit Post
Hey, with a bit of research, I found a picture of this kid who's threatening to terrorize these boards:



Personally, I'm kinda worried...





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markout
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 09:27 PM Edit Post
OMG~!!! That's dynamite! Run for the hills! Golden Hot Pants or whatever he's called is going to blow!





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ConspiracyVictim
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 09:40 PM Edit Post
Hey, don't anger Golden Shower there - he's got, what is it the kids are saying these days? Mad skillz, y0?





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2HoT
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 09:41 PM Edit Post
Isn't threatening the board a ban-able offence?


Look GoldenShowers, you may think we are small time but we eat bigger bastards than you for breakfast.

So why don't you just save youself the trouble and crawl back in that hole from whence you came.





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Lorey Mysterio
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 09:57 PM Edit Post
Oh, Golden Heat... It's all over now. You know, I'm really new here too, and its people like you that make the guys who have been here for a while not want to be all that accepting of newbies.
That being said, I haven't had a single problem on this board. All that is asked of you is a little intelligence, a little punctuation, and a sense of humor. If you can't manage that, move on. Don't make threats, don't act like a child. I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, but this board is a really decent place to post and I think everyone wants to keep it that way.





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Laner
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 10:31 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by markout
Golden Hot Pants or whatever he's called is going to blow!


Yesh? Can I do schumpfing for you?

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Laner]






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2HoT
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 10:36 PM Edit Post
The kid should just face facts. After a threat like that he is never going to get a fair shake and will just end up being repeatedly...



[Edited on 3-12-2004 by 2HoT]





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posted on 3-12-2004 at 10:42 PM Edit Post
Slow down, guys. No one's banning anybody. I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm looking down the barrel of a gun. This guy is serious. There's no reason to make uncomfortable or provoke him in any way.

Oh no! He's going to shoot! Talk about wrestling! Talk about wrestling! FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST TALK ABOUT WRESTLING!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT DERANGED LOOK IN HIS EYE????









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outback jack
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 10:49 PM Edit Post
Golden Shower, I is not amature. I is an perfeshunal.






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posted on 3-13-2004 at 12:53 AM Edit Post
Wait...guys, guys. Let's get back on subject here.

King Kong Bundy is joining the NWO?





Sting is the dumbest man in wrestling. That's a well established fact. I'd personally find it offensive and out of character if Sting didn't volunteer to do the stupid thing.
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Endo
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posted on 3-13-2004 at 06:25 AM Edit Post
Dude, if King Kong Bundy comes back to the NWO, Hurricane is gonna have to jump to Smackdown for no apparant reason at all. Now, I'm going to go invest in some Raid for goldenboy's little bug party.





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The Bad Guy
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posted on 3-13-2004 at 07:19 AM Edit Post
Hey, if the nWo gets Bundy, then DX really should recruit the Ding Dongs.






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posted on 3-13-2004 at 01:08 PM Edit Post
You know I could change that sig for you, and you wouldn't have to feel responsible. Besides, we all know the Ding Dongs go to the new ECW that Heyman's running out of Council Bluffs, Iowa.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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TarheelMike
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posted on 3-13-2004 at 01:18 PM Edit Post
OO + Barney Fife = CLASSIC!!

ModSquad is GOD! That is why we pray in your direction five times a day! We are not worthy.





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posted on 3-14-2004 at 01:06 PM Edit Post
Nothing ticks me off more than people who make up news...





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shashwat mishra
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posted on 3-14-2004 at 04:29 PM Edit Post
i mucked up the link completely...sorry. If you want to see nonsensical news aplenty and discussion thereon do visit the 411 message boards.

Especially the one about Guerrero getting released (Oh wait...that was fake....411 was just kidding).

[Edited on 3-14-2004 by shashwat mishra]





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posted on 3-15-2004 at 06:23 AM Edit Post
Hey Bad Guy, I just realized we're neighbors in Parts Unknown! I live next to the Assassin. How about you?





Sting is the dumbest man in wrestling. That's a well established fact. I'd personally find it offensive and out of character if Sting didn't volunteer to do the stupid thing.
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posted on 3-15-2004 at 10:22 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by markout
It's called the spacebar. Look into it.

And it's "Benoit", not "Beniot". I don't know who Beniot is, but he sure as fuck didn't win the Royal Rumble.


You know, flaming someone because of a typo or two is pretty fucking lame.

{Edit: After looking at some more posts, I will admit that this guy is making more than a typo or two. Still, flaming people for typing errors is still weak. Just flame him for being an idiot.}

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by Quentil]

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by Quentil]

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posted on 3-15-2004 at 11:56 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Quentil
You know, flaming someone because of a typo or two is pretty fucking lame.

{Edit: After looking at some more posts, I will admit that this guy is making more than a typo or two. Still, flaming people for typing errors is still weak. Just flame him for being an idiot.}

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by Quentil]

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by Quentil]


And the informative and adult "this is when flaming is lame" post is SUPA KEWL.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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markout
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posted on 3-15-2004 at 04:11 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Quentil
You know, flaming someone because of a typo or two is pretty fucking lame.

{Edit: After looking at some more posts, I will admit that this guy is making more than a typo or two. Still, flaming people for typing errors is still weak. Just flame him for being an idiot.}

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by Quentil]

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by Quentil]


Thanks. I'll take that under consideration.

Do the same criteria apply to you?





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