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Author: Subject: FFC DRUNKENMANIA XX EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
ModSquad
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posted on 3-12-2004 at 11:53 PM Edit Post
How many guesses is that? You can't do that! That's like me saying FFC will get drunk during Brock/Goldberg, the RAW tag match, the SD tag match, Angle/Guerrero, HHH/Benoit/HBK, the women's title match or the Playboy Divas match. You gotta settle on SOMETHING man.





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posted on 3-12-2004 at 11:59 PM Edit Post
Yeah Chip, one match/event per person man, you're disqualified. Even if I HAD reached the point of no return during one of your predictions, I would have lied and given it to someone else.

You could have solved all that by just saying "Hall of Fame ceremony", and that would have been fine.





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posted on 3-13-2004 at 02:23 AM Edit Post
I thought since none where techinally supposed to show I could get away with it, but I tried andd failed.





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posted on 3-13-2004 at 02:11 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Firebreaker Chip
I thought since none where techinally supposed to show I could get away with it, but I tried andd failed.


The lesson here folks? Never try.





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TarheelMike
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posted on 3-13-2004 at 02:17 PM Edit Post
I'll say a backstage interview with Evolution, and in particular when Orton begins rambling.





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posted on 3-13-2004 at 05:47 PM Edit Post
I just want a repeat perfromance of last year FFC, complete with jumping up and yelling 'HOLY SHIT', and then quickly falling over a chair and crashing to the floor. That was classic man.

And in a secret turn of events I might just swerve this whole IWC and not order WM, forcing me and FFC to watch it at Hooters. If this happens FFC will be too distracted by the rampant boobage to pay attention and you all will lose. Muhahaha!

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posted on 3-13-2004 at 06:03 PM Edit Post
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

ANYWHERE but Hooters. We'll have to go 4 hours early and the bitches there are worse than strippers in terms of "pressure sales tactics".

Although I AM single now, I wouldn't mind waking up next to a dead Hooters girl.





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posted on 3-14-2004 at 12:45 AM Edit Post
Since no one's brought it up, I vote for when Pete Rose tries to talk to Kane. FFC will have no choice but to TOAST the moment Kane tombstones Rose (or Undertaker saves him)

Watch the rOOkie win ^_^
(me the FFC rookie)






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posted on 3-15-2004 at 05:10 AM Edit Post
The Winner.

well, folks, I've gone through the predictions, and it's pretty obvious who has won.

Outback Jack, congratulations on Vince/Bischoff as the correct answer.

Wait a sec, that didn't happen, and your hunch was WRONG, so so VERY WRONG!

Anyways, hope you got a thrill out of that, but the real winner tonight is someone who most of you fear. A man who single handedly weilds the most power here at OO. A man who's avatar has frightened all of us, but we as a species have learned to live with it over the months it has been in place.

That is about to change.

The NEW FFC Tiara champion:



















MODSQUAD!!!!!!!!!!




Congratulations sir, it is time to take you rightful place as champion. You are the first to display the coveted.....



MOTOROLA FFC TIARA PRESENTED BY SMOLEY





































It must be proudly displayed as your avatar whenever you are the champion. There is no discussion in this matter.


A new era has begun.....





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posted on 3-15-2004 at 11:37 PM Edit Post
Thank you, thank you. Truly it is a wonderful honor, one difficult to achieve and not to be carried lightly. Although I am afraid the temporary loss of my NakedGunBitch avatar will reduce the aura of authority, not taking the tiara avatar would besmirch the glory of the award.


Although King Coronas give me a horrible headache.

[Edited on 3-15-2004 by ModSquad]





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posted on 3-15-2004 at 11:44 PM Edit Post
Let me be the first to congratulate ModPrime. You look marvelous!

FFC, they really did have a match - you were just so disinterested that you didn't notice!






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posted on 3-16-2004 at 12:09 AM Edit Post
quote:
Although King Coronas give me a horrible headache.


That's King COBRA in the picture, a verifiable poison in malt liquor form. Not only will it give you headaches, it will get you blowjobs from crack whores and disoriented mornings in places you never EVER imagined you'd end up in.





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posted on 3-16-2004 at 12:25 AM Edit Post
Oh boy. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Why not just award me a bucket of Small Pox or something?

Seriously though, I do NOT drink King Cobra. I drink Coldcock.

Ow! Damn.





"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."

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posted on 3-16-2004 at 12:30 AM Edit Post
On a serious note, props go to Angstboy for making that avatar and hosting it for us to use here. I know he's busy (and a Ravens fan), but he and I put that aside and he came up with something better than I had ever imagined. Nice work bro.

IT ALL BEGINS....AGAIN!!





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posted on 3-16-2004 at 01:08 AM Edit Post
You know... its a bold and impactful move for Modsquad to take on the avatar crown. FFC, you could have not chosen a better man (or woman) to hold the literal crown for the first time. Noone can dare question replacing their avatar now that the naked chick with the guns and scary gas mask has taken a month off.

Of course the guy saying that has a freaking Mr. Potato Head as an avatar so take it as you will...





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posted on 3-17-2004 at 12:33 PM Edit Post
I'm scared without gas mask gun chick. I can't deal with the bright colors and weirdness of the FFC Tiara. I may have to make sure he gives it to someone else. I just don't understand this.





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