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Author: Subject: OpTard REALLY hits 1000!!
Operation Retard
Beats me, I'm gay!






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 04:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OpTard REALLY hits 1000!!

Since I know Jeb Tennyson Lund loves these posts, I decided I’d dedicate the entire post to him. Also, in honor of Jeb, I thought I’d use proper spelling and capitalization.

When Jeb first started doing the Obtuse Angle, I never read them. I just felt they were way too long for a wrestling column. It wasn’t till he started posting on the boards regularly, and started doing the CtBs that I realized he was a funny guy and the long columns might be worth reading. While the columns were, and still are very good, my favorite thing of his were the superlatives at the end of the CtBs. Hell, if he just continued to do weekly superlatives, even without the actual CtB, I think it’d be pretty cool. I myself have won two of these. I bet we call all guess what they were about. I present them here for you today:

From April 25, 2003--
Poster Whose Name Most Aptly Describes His Command of English, But Whose Posts I Still Like for Some Reason: Operation Retard.

And…

From May 9, 2003--
Someone Who Thought My Earlier Complaints Were Just Me Joking: operation retard...someone that cant capitalize anything other than His Name and doesnt know what apostrophes..or punctuations....or grammers...or spelling is.....

Ok, first of all, I’d just like to say one thing in my defense. “Punctuations” have NEVER been a problem of mine. Apostrophes, on occasion. Grammers, sure. Spelling, without a doubt. But punctuations? I think my periods and commas get quite the workout.

So I thank you, Jeb Tennyson Lund, for making these last 1000 posts for me such a joy. And I hope you don’t get soft in your old age. I saw that you took away your comments in BornToRun’s FAKE OpTard 1000 post. I wasn’t offended, though I did find it humorous that you were directing the comments towards me, even though it was BTR that made the post.

Jeb, if you were a wrestler, this is the sign I would bring to the arena:





I guess I should thank other people too. Fine. Thanks go out to Matt, Alana, Lucky, Angst, Punisher, Folby, Scotty 2 Potty and the rest of the boys in chat regularly for making it seem like I’m ALMOST watching the shows with actual people! Also thanks to BBMN, Kyle, STH, Doublee, Thai, RJ, CiG, Slade, Eli and a host of others who make posts worth reading. Also to Krydor and Ultra for being exact opposites. A special thanks to Rick and the Mods for doing your things. A very special thanks to FFC for creating the greatest game in the history of the internet. And a special NO THANKS to BTR, just for being BTR.






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2HoT
The Immortal One






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 04:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Great job OpRet. Friggin took ya long enough!


Now get into the chat room so me and CiG can give you the "Bumps"







Who wants soup?

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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 05:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That looks like Shaggy with a decent haircut and a shave.

Zoinks!


congrats, you fucking retard!






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FusionFistCutter
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posted on 2-19-2004 at 05:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
A very special thanks to FFC for creating the greatest game in the history of the internet


Very touching, thank you. My liver appreciates it.

Odd, as I typed that, Wade Boggs popped onto my TV to promote www.hairoptions.tv....

*shifty eyes*





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OOMatt
Crazy Go Nuts






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 05:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats on 1k.

Some day, when I hit it...hit it...hehehehe...What was I saying again?






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benoitbrokemyneck
John Edwards is a faggot.






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 05:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
w00t! w00t!





Keepin' it German

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rasslinjunkie
Man of a Thousand Holds






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 06:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations, oh high holy master of the retarded legions. I salute you at this, what can only be the pinnacle of your retarded achievements.

And yet will strive to goad you on to even loftier heights with my own foolishness.

*pokes the tard*





Stop posting. Kill yourself.

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borntorun
God of This World






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 06:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats, PopTard!

My hijackingof your 1,000 post thread was all in jest, Feel the love! You're one of my favorite guys here, and you earn points for never kicking me out of chat. Not just because you're too much of a pussy, but...well, I guess that's it.

Heh. All kidding aside, congrats bro, and keep up the good work!





Fake McCoy Comics

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BoerboelLVR
Man of a Thousand Holds






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 12:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats OpTard. What else can I say except step up to the cooler and grab yourself a celebratory beer. There's only one cooler here though. I don't know what Lucky did with the other one and I'm not sure if these are the good ones or not. Also, I saw 004 hanging around by the cooler earlier with suspicious look on his face, so you might want to drink with caution. I can't guarantee that you're getting a quality beverage.





Don't touch me there!

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ThePunisher
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posted on 2-19-2004 at 12:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow. I actually got a thank you. I feel so special. I think I'm gonna cry.....Seriously, though, congrats on reaching 1000 posts. At my rate, I should be joining you sometime around 2008. Let's just hope OO is around that long.





Wait 'Til Next Year - The best baseball podcast on the 'Net!

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angstboy
cornerkicked.com






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 03:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gongrats Tard. A special poster-like gift will be sent to you in the mail today!






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ModSquad004
Cop Dawg






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 05:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BoerboelLVR
I can't guarantee that you're getting a quality beverage.



I can.





WOOF!

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outback jack
The Great One






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 05:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats dOOd!






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Pistol Pez
I am a pathetic troll






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 08:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Way to go Retard






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Ultra Magnus
Man of a Thousand Holds






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posted on 2-19-2004 at 09:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
...if I congratulate you, I am one post closer to 1,000. Congratulations.
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AnglesGoldMedals
Showstopper






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posted on 2-20-2004 at 07:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations 'Tard





Now with 20% less Kellett...

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Dwyane Mullet
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posted on 2-20-2004 at 11:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrads
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