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posted on 2-12-2004 at 04:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A good sign for RAW

I'll be going to RAW on March 1st, and I have the best seat in the house: front row, center, on the side facing the camera. For a seat like that, I've gotta have a good sign, and I'd like to go with something less obvious than "Stop Sign Fears Cookie Sheet," or the traditional "Y2J" or "Game Over" signs that you see all over the place at the shows.

You guys are a creative bunch. Suggestions?





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 04:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
First of all: How on earth did you get such sweet seats?

As for the sign: "Jericho, Stop Looking at My Rack!"





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 05:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A friend bought the tickets (JLRuckus on these boards... he's new, and only posted a few times, I think). He went to the arena box office rather than a Ticketmaster location, and got there at 6 a.m. Apparently the box office started selling tickets a few minutes before Ticketmaster. Even better -- no service charges!

Thank you for the suggestion, but I'd like to have a sign that anyone watching could laugh at. Or maybe not... I could do a "The Rick OWNS Hyatte," or maybe "Scott Keith Sucks," just so I could show up in one of his rants.





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 06:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 2-12-2004 at 06:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It'd be too much to ask for a Satire related sign wouldn't it? A "Needs More Kane" would be tres cool.

Then again, I DID say that I would retire immediately upon seeing a Satire sign on RAW, so do this at your own risk.

You could always reprise the classic "Erin loves Matt" sign.

Nah. "Needs More Kane".






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posted on 2-12-2004 at 07:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pretty much all the sign ideas I have had in the past are now too outdated to be effective. Though I swore up and down I was going to get a "Who beat Debra" sign on tv only a handfull of people wound get that.

In case of a goldberg appearance, how about "Ass Machine"

"Who Wants Cod?"

I would mark out for pretty much anything with the word Stank in it.


I gotta say I really like the "Orton fears Jeb" idea.


Though its no where near as cool as "Jeb fears Bonestein"





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 10:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
perhaps you could use "I THOUGHT THIS WAS SMACKDOWN!!"





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 12:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So many good suggestions already. You should bring more than one sign. I vote for Orton fears Jeb if you're only bringing one though.





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 02:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Orton Fears Jeb" is gold.

I could always send you a poster sized picture of RJ pointing to her rack (and the old OO logo). Or a poster sized picture of you pointing to your rack (and the new OO logo).

I always thought that a sign that said "Cheap Heat is the best internet wrestling comic i have ever seen and the guy who draws it is totally smart, funny and HOT, ladies... really hot! So read Cheap Heat every week on OnlineOnslaught.com," would be a good sign to bring. I'm sure I'm not alone.

Or "Bischoff, hire Kanyon!"






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posted on 2-12-2004 at 03:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
Ahem,

ORTON
FEARS
JEB



HEAR HEAR!

Or, Laner's Got Ball



But yeah, I think you need to pull a Sign Guy and have a bunch of posters with you.

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Laner]






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posted on 2-12-2004 at 05:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I gotta go with “Orton Fears Jeb”…

Or maybe “411 Fears OO”





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 08:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Orton Fears Jeb" would be pretty cool, I gotta admit. But if you go OO-themed, let me bribe you thusly: everytime MY name appears, I owe you a drink...

[Good luck collecting 'em!]

Other ideas:

"Wow, This Show Sucks Less Not Having to Listen to King!"
(or possibly phrase it as "Ringside Ticket: $40. Enough Arena Beers to Make HHH Watchable: $150. Not Having to Listen to Lawler's Blithering Idiocy: Priceless")

"fOOley is gOOd"

"Matt Fact: Matt didn't know it could get worse than jobbing to Zach Gowen."

"Bring Back Goldust"
(it'd get over in Atlanta, I bet)

"Jeez, Kane, Quit Worrying: I've got jumper cables!"

and of course:

"See My Rack at OnlineOnslaught.com"
(with Arrows pointing to... well, you get the idea)


More later, maybe.....



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posted on 2-12-2004 at 09:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How could I neglect Charlie Hustle?

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posted on 2-12-2004 at 10:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why? Is that when his bookie calls in the debt?





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 11:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You could collect the 20 dollar bounty by using: Stop Sign Fears Cookie Sheet
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posted on 2-12-2004 at 11:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
well, it looks like that will be a very gOOd week as the very next day, i will be attending smackdown.

if there's one think i know, it's that smackdown definitely NEEDS MORE KANE, and i will certainly let them know.

plus angst is gonna print me out a nice big pic of RJ pointing to her rack. (which reminds me, brad, i'll U2U that information).

i had thought about the orton fears jeb sign, but that's just not smackdown relevent.

benoit may have moved, but there's still plenty of OMG WORKRATE~! on smackdown, and i will definitely be supporting that from the crowd aswell.

EDIT: oh and lorraine, that bounty's mine. i have that sign already made

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Operation Retard]






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posted on 2-13-2004 at 01:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Two words...ASS MACHINE





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posted on 2-13-2004 at 10:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How about We want Firebreaker Chip.

Firebreaker Chip is a legend or

Firebreaker Chip is the Game

HHH fears Firebreaker Chip

or maybe not

A wrestlecrap realated one would be nice or how about

HHH Fears the Internet!!!!!!

EDIT: What about "I love Firebreaker Chip" that would make two people happy.


[Edited on 2-14-2004 by Firebreaker Chip]





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posted on 2-14-2004 at 05:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lemme guess...


Sarcasm?


;-)





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posted on 2-14-2004 at 08:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"2" or "00" or "Shut Up & Wrestle!" or "Maven Doesn't Count" or "Jonny Cage Wins" or "BBMN~OMG!"





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posted on 2-14-2004 at 01:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2Hot, your catching on. Too bad I wasn't being sarcastic.





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posted on 2-14-2004 at 04:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My brother's dream sign is to get a little spinning red light (kinda like on a fire truck), hook it up and somehow mount it on the top of the sign and put "Mark Alert" in big black letters with arrows pointing to everyone around you.

I've wanted to get a Lawler Fears Heyman sign on ever since King took the color job back. But I've only been to one televised show since then, and my seats sucked.

And for the record, I have also gotten killer seats by going EARLY to the arena box office. I think the box office always begins sales a couple of minutes earlier than outlets. Got choice front row seats this way twice (house shows only, though). The second time was I believe Jericho's next to last WCW match.

The sign I took said "I waited 4 hours in the ticket line just to see JERICHO!"

He ripped it up. Awesome moment.





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posted on 2-14-2004 at 08:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
i'll give you 20 bucks if you put up a sign that says "Thai Smells Great" or "BFG is a douchebag"






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posted on 2-14-2004 at 08:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I will also send you 20 bucks if you get the "BFG is a douchebag" sign on tv.

Anyone else chipping in?





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posted on 2-14-2004 at 09:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
i hearby degree that "BFG is a douchebag" WILL be on TV. even though i doubt you guys would send the money. even though i could really use it.






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