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Alana
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posted on 2-9-2004 at 10:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Linux sucks!





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OOMatt
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posted on 2-9-2004 at 10:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tssk. Tssk. That's no way to win the heart of a man.






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posted on 2-10-2004 at 04:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Alana
Not really. I'm more afraid of what will happen when the OO faithful start Photoshopping.


Good thinking... but you never said anything about the OO Faithful's jackass leader.

And I'm so far beyond fake slogans on t-shirts.

So, in honor of Erlana's Landmark Achievements (including, but not limited to, hitting 1000 posts, coming up one the Broad Perspective's One Year Anniversary, and already making a binding promise to do the No Way Out PPV Preview so I don't have to), it was My Honor to arrange for a very special awards presentation prior to tonight's RAW tapings.



Looks as though Jericho likes.... the shirt. No, really. The shirt.

Happy 1000, Happy Almost 1, and Happy Me Not Writing a Column on Friday, Erin.


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posted on 2-10-2004 at 04:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
wow. it looks like erin has an even bigger ego than jericho. she's totally ignoring him!






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posted on 2-10-2004 at 06:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
and she has bigger hands then Jericho. Hmm....






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posted on 2-10-2004 at 08:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
oh and i forgot to mention. looking at the quality of the original picture, EXCELLENT retouching and color work, rick. you got the tones to match up with the jericho pic really well.

ya know, while you always say how much of a photoshop novice you are, you show time and again that you can do some pretty nice stuff with it.






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posted on 2-10-2004 at 01:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bonestein
And Slade, I am planning a 2500 post spectacular. Thank you for the idea. I better get my hands on that bottle of Chivas you guys are talking about. Thank God for you guys that I got that digital camera at a Boxing Day sale... HERE COMES NUDE BONESTEIN!!!


You better not be all hype and no pay off.





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posted on 2-10-2004 at 09:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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and she has bigger hands then Jericho. Hmm....


What are you implying? Because SURELY you're not questioning my photoshop skillz!

Actually...

Note to Erin: be glad I'm not very proficient with the photo fuckery... upon seeing your veiled challenge to the OO Faithful, my first thought was... well, let's just say that my vision involved last week's buzz phrase: Wardrobe Malfunction.

But I realized I could never have done it have make it look half-way decent, and wouldn't have enjoyed working with Timberlake's rat-face staring back at me the whole time, anyway. So lucky you. Oogled by Y2J it is!


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Firebreaker Chip
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posted on 2-11-2004 at 10:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Erin I am only 14 years old I don't know if my virgin eyes can take this.

I know it's three days away, but Will you be my Valentine?

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Firebreaker Chip]





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Alana
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posted on 2-12-2004 at 02:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Will a restraining order be necessary?

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Alana]





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 06:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
[teasing sing songy voice] Alana has a boooooyyyy-friennnnnd![/teasing sing songy voice]





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 07:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
...And all we needed to do was pretend to be 14 years old ?!?! Shessh....

That's it, I'm going to "come out" as a woman. And OOMatt, don't get any ideas...





Now with 20% less Kellett...

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posted on 2-12-2004 at 08:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
just look at it like this, you are helping him through puberty.





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Firebreaker Chip
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posted on 2-12-2004 at 10:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I love to stir the pot however I really am 14 seriuously, I got to into wrestling in 1997, just look at my horrible writng skills.

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Firebreaker Chip]





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 10:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, GOD.

Please try to refrain from hitting on Erin. We already had one spell of that on the board, and we don't need another one.





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posted on 2-12-2004 at 11:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
aww, come on mod. there should be an exception for the 14 yr old. it's just so damn cute~!






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posted on 2-12-2004 at 11:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Isn't it cute though? It brings songs from The Monkees in my head.


"Oh she's so pretty I couldn't believe
She'd ever look my way
But the way I'm feeling
I'm gonna be stealing
That little girl's heart today."






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posted on 2-13-2004 at 02:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hah- I love the look on Alana's face, like "I can't believe I'm doing this for those idiots at OO"






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