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Alana
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posted on 2-8-2004 at 07:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Post 1000!

Finally.

On January 23rd, 2003, I innocently registered on the message boards here at Online Onslaught, having no idea what I was getting myself into. Now I practically live here (I have a futon in the basement) and write columns for what I think is the best wrestling site on the web. It's a cool thing, aside from the "I have no life" aspect of it. And the "Why am I not getting paid?" aspect of it.

First off, thanks to the Rick for running this place, and the Mods for keeping it poop-free.

Thanks to Jeb for being one of the weirdest late-night chat buddies around. You make 4 a.m. a hell of a lot more interesting, Your Popeness. Thanks to 2HoT, Bonestein, angstboy, and Matt for consistently making me laugh. Thanks to SpinningToeHold for your consistently brilliant posts in the Graveyard, and to borntorun for the fabulous Billy Gunn countdown. Thanks to Kyle, Ultra, Krydor, and everyone else in CE who make that forum a hilarious (and oftentimes informed) read. I love seeing you guys at each others' throats, although I will NEVER post there. Thanks to the board idiots, for being such easy targets. Thanks to FFC for the beautiful tiara. Thanks to Tarheel Mike for Judgement Day 2000, an awesome PPV. Thanks to salmonjunkie, Eli, and markout, just 'cause.

And last, but certainly not least, thanks to rasslinjunkie for providing the inspiration for this post. I'm pointing to my shirt. No, really. My shirt.

[Edited on 2-8-2004 by Alana]

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posted on 2-8-2004 at 07:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats! Thanks for your articles, they're fun reads. And thanks for being the first person to give this place a woman's touch.

Why aren't you wearing FFC's tiara?






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Alana
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posted on 2-8-2004 at 07:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Because it'd mess up my hair, silly.





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posted on 2-8-2004 at 08:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats, Erin. I'll be sure to pass your thanks on to the thousand monkeys that slave every week to write the Satire for common consumption (whilest I think of words that rhyme with thumb tack).

You know, you don't look too terribly happy to be at 1000 posts in that picture. I'd think you'd be thrilled. You've got a thousand posts, newly brown hair, an OO Shirt, AND you get to point to your rack. Hell, I'll just settle for having hair by the time I hit 1000.






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Alana
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posted on 2-8-2004 at 08:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Actually, my hair has been brown (a little closer to red, but you can't tell in that picture) since last July. And don't worry; you'll get a big, cheesy grin for post 2000.





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posted on 2-8-2004 at 08:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
congrats alana. even though i didn't get any thanks. but then again, i dont think i've ever done anything around really deserving any thanks. but then again, i have complimented you numerous times on your hobbes avatar. but then again, i'm not all that funny.

anyway. keep up the great posts and DEFINITELY keep up the great columns, but most importantly, NEVER LOSE THAT AVATAR!






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posted on 2-8-2004 at 08:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
W00t.
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posted on 2-8-2004 at 09:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's the Leah Remini "I'm a tough hot chick" look. I think Erin is secretly from Brooklyn. Then again, I'm drunk
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posted on 2-8-2004 at 03:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats on 1K! And, nice shirt






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posted on 2-8-2004 at 09:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats!!! Here's wishing you a thousand more.






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posted on 2-8-2004 at 10:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alana
and write columns for what I think is the best wrestling site on the web.


Wait...you write columns for 411?

You've gotta hook me up with some of that!








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posted on 2-8-2004 at 10:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations. Your columns are one of the best reasons to come to OO, and during chat you are more often than not the most intelligent and wrestling-focused person in the room.

Stop making all us dOOds look bad.

Kidding. Keep going strong and may another year of perspectives and posts lie ahead!





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she's DEFINITELY the most wrestling focused. everyone else will be talking about EWR and porkchop sandwiches then erin will just be like "so, how bout that eddie guererro, huh. that was some crazy shit tonite."

for some reason, she has this crazy idea that this wrestling website, along with its forums and chat room, should be about wrestling. CRAZYNESS~!






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posted on 2-8-2004 at 11:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats. I should only hope I look so good when I hit post 1000. Although that seems to imply I look that good now...





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posted on 2-9-2004 at 12:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
maybe i'll point to my chest on the 1000 post.

which will be in about 5 years at my pace





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posted on 2-9-2004 at 12:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats Erin/Alana. And thanks for Bert.





Now with 20% less Kellett...

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posted on 2-9-2004 at 04:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats!!

Keep up the great work. And I concur, that is a mighty fine..err...um...shirt, whew yeah shirt, that's what I was lookin at.

Here's to 1000 more and of course, your choice of beer from Lucky's cooler.





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posted on 2-9-2004 at 04:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Clap clap clap clap.

Good job Erin. Way to go on you milestOOne! Oh, and I'm glad I make you laugh. Now, just you all wait 'til I hit 1000 posts. You're in for it then!






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posted on 2-9-2004 at 04:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yes, congratulations. And you are of course to take Boerboel up on that beer offer... but for our fine lady of the board I'm willing to go the extra mile.



Me and Boerboel will pull out the Chivas for 2000.

EDIT: Don't let Bones grab it.

[Edited on 2-9-2004 by LuckyLopez]

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posted on 2-9-2004 at 05:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
lucky, i tried and i tried andi tried, but no matter how many times the clicked the image, IT NEVER ENLARGED~!

i never knew you to be suck a liar chris and i am terribly, terribly disappointed in you.






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posted on 2-9-2004 at 02:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations, Alana.

Why did you post that picture of yourself, Alana? I thought you weren't going to do that ever again. Aren't you afraid of attracting new retarded internet stalkers?

quote:
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Now, just you all wait 'til I hit 1000 posts. You're in for it then!


What are you going to do? The only thing that you could possibly do to top a Top 2000 Posts list is to post naked pictures of yourself on the Message Boards.





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posted on 2-9-2004 at 03:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats Alana...you've never made me want to gouge my eyes out with a broken bottle.

And Slade, I am planning a 2500 post spectacular. Thank you for the idea. I better get my hands on that bottle of Chivas you guys are talking about. Thank God for you guys that I got that digital camera at a Boxing Day sale... HERE COMES NUDE BONESTEIN!!!





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posted on 2-9-2004 at 04:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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What are you going to do? The only thing that you could possibly do to top a Top 2000 Posts list is to post naked pictures of yourself on the Message Boards.


First, you'll just have to wait. I thought that was clear. Second, I was planning on posting naked pictures of you giving yourself a blowjob, but since "giving yourself a blowjob" is all you do around here anyway I decided to change my mind and do something else.






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Alana
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posted on 2-9-2004 at 10:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Slade

Why did you post that picture of yourself, Alana? I thought you weren't going to do that ever again. Aren't you afraid of attracting new retarded internet stalkers?


Not really. I'm more afraid of what will happen when the OO faithful start Photoshopping.





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posted on 2-9-2004 at 10:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's that supposed to mean?



I'm flattered. Really.

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