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posted on 1-8-2004 at 11:17 PM Edit Post
obtuse

all i can say is that your form-letter at the bottom has WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY too much puncuation.


oh yeah, and the column was hilarious






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posted on 1-9-2004 at 06:41 AM Edit Post
The article was hilarious, but the message board that is linked in Jeb's bio for Randy Orton fans is pant-shitting hysterical. I think I'm going to join it and try to get banned.





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 06:48 AM Edit Post
http://randyorton.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=news&num=1071383851&start=45

This is me stirring up shit. God I'm bored...





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 08:30 AM Edit Post
wow........... just wow.

i just read through that thread.

stupidest. people. alive.






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posted on 1-9-2004 at 01:33 PM Edit Post
Just imagine if I had taken the screen name "ReverseCowboyBoBOrton69". I am awating/hoping for some fallout.





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 02:56 PM Edit Post
Sweet Zombie Buddah... If you strip out all those f'n ridiculous "signature" images and moronic comments you'd have about a thimblefull of actual content in that thread.






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posted on 1-9-2004 at 03:14 PM Edit Post
Jeb that was one of the funniest columns I've read in a long time!

Given that, I actually hated it. Perhaps it's due to my clandestine desire to write like you.





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"What I said was deliberately untrue. However, that does not make it a lie. It's what we call in sophisticated debate terms a "implyo-obliqué-prevariclative," which is a statement that deliberately runs counter to the truth and is not factually supported — which is totally different from a lie..."

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posted on 1-9-2004 at 04:49 PM Edit Post
Let's see if Markout gets an "it's all good" for that last post.

Nice to see what they're learning at inner city middle schools these days.

Great column "Jeb", if indeed you are who you say you are,and not a bunch of parents writing by committee.






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posted on 1-9-2004 at 05:22 PM Edit Post
Sorry -- I now have a NEW favorite quote from that thread:



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If he is a doctor, and he made a "statement" like that about a patient... then he could lose his job.

some one should report him
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yea, that's true, all of what goes on is confidential stuff, he SHOULD lose his job, for two reasons, one, he put THAT sh*t on the internet about top secret stuff AND because he doesn't know what the f**k he's talking about...





It's really too bad Jeb doesn't want us to flame them, because I could see a great InVasion angle out this: The OOwO.

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posted on 1-9-2004 at 07:12 PM Edit Post
I'm not sure what led me to think this; perhaps the quick way I scanned the column, just picking the general ideas, but here it is:

Because he's so "pretty," though Randy only knows 5 moves, sloppily performed at that, and he still gets a push, and on top (or over, or whatever you call it); and it occurred to me that's probably true in other, more personal matters as well, and how unfair life is for the "unpretty" in the world.






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posted on 1-9-2004 at 08:05 PM Edit Post
Oh, the best is easily when the girl suggests that Jeb needs to take an English course to correct his glaring grammar and construction errors.

Quality piece as always, Jeb. It made me picture HHH leading Randy to the computer screen to read what the "13 year old nerd" wrote and Randy crying...





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 08:25 PM Edit Post
Don't tempt me... I'll do it, I swear. For a cause as worthy as this, I'd gladly play Disciple to your Hollywood Hogan. "You're either with the OOwO... or you're against us!"

Anyways, I just wanted to say this is the third time I've read the column and I can't stop laughing. Seriously. A great addition to the Randy Orton Hatred trilogy.





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 09:05 PM Edit Post
You may not be the Hulk Hogan of the OOwO, but I can definitely be the Syxx-Pac... BIATCH





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 09:37 PM Edit Post
Can I be Scott Norton? 'Cause it rhymes with Orton, ya see...






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posted on 1-9-2004 at 09:46 PM Edit Post
Looks like someone beat me to it...

http://randyorton.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=news&action=display&num=1073683334

Damn. I wish I knew who this OOwO guy was.

I invite our fellow OnlineOnslaughtaholics to be equally immature and join the cause.

And Jeb, you're damn right I'm calling your ass out. BE A MAN!!!!





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 10:19 PM Edit Post
Smoley, you rule! Why? Because of your sig at the Orton Appreciation Forum:


Laughed so damn hard, I nearly hit myself with the banning stick!





WOOF!

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posted on 1-9-2004 at 10:47 PM Edit Post
I've started an invasion.

And from what I can tell, when the inevitable flame war begins, the mods will shut the site down. Apparently they've had a problem with that sort of thing. Go figure...





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posted on 1-9-2004 at 11:57 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by markout
I've started an invasion.


That would make you Scott Hall.





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posted on 1-10-2004 at 03:17 AM Edit Post
They already have someone as OOWOHater. This shit is priceless. And also, I need a life.





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posted on 1-10-2004 at 05:11 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Canadian Bulldog

That would make you Scott Hall.


Excellent! I'll be off getting drunk...





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posted on 1-10-2004 at 08:49 AM Edit Post
OK, I'm stumped... is BenjiMack someone from here? If so, that has got to be the funniest goddam thing I've ever seen... "this is MY dream team"





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posted on 1-10-2004 at 04:57 PM Edit Post
"He's a wrestler, not a brain sergion" - I guess that No Child Left Behind program isn't working.

However, Mr Justin B totally roxurz!!!!!!!!

The new thread where the mod tells them to stay on topic is great - all the little kiddies lining up to promise to be good until Bulldog gets there. Given the # of posts their resident heel posters have, they clearly have no clue how to ban anyone.






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posted on 1-10-2004 at 10:08 PM Edit Post
I don't have the heart to torture these poor girls anymore. It's like pushing the elderly down a flight of stairs... a barrel of laughs initially, but once the laughter subsides, what have you really accomplished?





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posted on 1-10-2004 at 10:17 PM Edit Post
We should stop. They seem to have some troublemakers that are doing that on their own. Let's just let them be, although I have every intention of rubbernecking during the fallout that we seem to have caused.

Besides, we've been outed. See the "Comments About Other Webistes" forum.





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posted on 1-11-2004 at 02:17 AM Edit Post
Gee, thanks for ruining the entire forum for us.
We finally get the boards back open, and here you come to ruin it again. We got the point after 3 members that you people don't like Randy or any of his fans. We could care less if you do. I don't care about 2 or 3 members making a couple posts dissing Randy and his fans, that happens. But you just went and ruined the entire forum.
I hope you feel all big and bad now, I mean, come on, I would too if I just got done making fun of 14 and 15 year old girls and I was a grown male.

If that's what you REALLY wanted, well you got it.

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