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Author: Subject: The 'Fuck' List
Eli
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 03:16 AM Edit Post
The 'Fuck' List

Here's a really Eeevil thread starter.

Fuck KANYON.

Kanyon proves that even the most insignificant superstars can garner something of an online following.





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 06:32 AM Edit Post
I'm down. And I'm all about stirring some shit up right about now.

Fuck FLAIR. Get your bitch tits off of my TV screen. You're not entertaining now just because you were once so fucking great.







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DevoniusMaximus
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 06:36 AM Edit Post
quote:
Kanyon proves that even the most insignificant superstars can garner something of an online following


you mean the kind of online following that Chris Benoit has?

Edited to include my forget about:

Forget about Foley, man! The guy did nothing but fall off of things and lose teeth/ears. One word summation...overated

[Edited on 12-28-2003 by DevoniusMaximus]






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salmonjunkie
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 07:09 AM Edit Post
I'm in...


FUCK LA PARKA! You had a cool costume, but you sucked!






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posted on 12-28-2003 at 07:19 AM Edit Post
Last I heard, salmon, La Parka got arrested on assault charges. Heh.

Fuck MALENKO. I've only seen a few of his matches (the supposedly good ones), but he didn't impress me. You may have 1,000 holds, but you can't make me care.





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Eli
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 08:47 AM Edit Post
Fuck Malenko sounds like it would fit quite nice on a bumper sticker. Or perhaps on a poster under four other bands.





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 04:23 PM Edit Post
Where can I purchase this bumper sticker?

Fuck A-TRAIN!!!

You're a hairy, fat, talent-deprived, and worthless piece of trash who I still have to suffer through on SmackDown week after week, even though there are many guys on the SD brand who could wrestle, talk, entertain, and shit circles around you!

This is fun.





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cpdevine1
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 04:36 PM Edit Post
Fuck Matt Hardy

He was always my least favorite of the Hardy's, there is NOTHING extreme about the guy, the most high flying thing he ever did was a leg drop off the second turnbuckle. As far as wrestling, he has fewer moves than Goldberg. He is not the second coming of HBK, he will never get a title run. Too big for cruisers, too little for heavyweight, IC title is his glass ceiling.


oh, and I second the Fuck Flair by markout.

[Edited on 12-28-2003 by cpdevine1]

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nilesanderson
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 04:45 PM Edit Post
Fuck Val Venis.

You had a good gimmick going with Chief Morley and had a lot of potential. But instead you decided to regress into a tired gimmick and create a boring face version of your Lance Storm team-up at the beginning of the year. And to think you 2 were Tag champs for a month!






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posted on 12-28-2003 at 06:33 PM Edit Post
Damn it... my first few choices are taken. I second Foley, Hardy and ESPECIALLY Kanyon.

Fuck JOHN CENA.

You're a marginal talent with slightly above average mic skills. Your raps have generally sucked and we're giving you a little too much credit for coming up with half a dozen lewd jokes a week that I could get from any frat house gathering. Say it with me... "right place, right time." Thank you for once again reminding us that our society allows you to appropriate another culture poorly and somehow skyrocket to success with it. What's more, your rise up the card over the last 6 months or so is probably the quickest one since Kurt Angle and there are people STILL bitching that you aren't high enough. Can't wait for your rap album, buddy. "Basic Thuganomics" brings back fond memories of "Get Rowdy."

[Edited on 12-28-2003 by LuckyLopez]





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whyme
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 06:34 PM Edit Post
FUCK VICTORIA

no really i would





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 07:28 PM Edit Post
Fuck Jericho. He's a guy you love to hate. He does that so well. As a face, he's a pathetic weinie. As in the case of The Rock & Hogan, I will pull for whomever goes against him.( Christian should hve really let him have it.)

[Edited on 12-28-2003 by Dynamicjt]






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Eli
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 07:29 PM Edit Post
Fuck SALMONJUNKIE

La Parka rules!





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ArmyofOne
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posted on 12-28-2003 at 09:03 PM Edit Post
Fuck Lance Storm.

Chris Benoit has the charisma of a broomstick, just like Storm, however Benoit at least comes off as a badass and is dominant so we let him slide. Lance Storm is just pathetic. His moveset is boring. A heel kick for a finisher? He was crappy as a heel and he's even crappier as a face. In today's business, if you can't bring it on the mic, you have to bring it in the ring. He hasn't and never will do that. Austin is right, he is boring. Get some more credible moves or get the hell out of here.





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 09:08 PM Edit Post
FUCK PERRY SATURN

You used to be so good. In ECW, you were a tag team god. You did springboards, you did some great power moves, etc.

Then you got your knee injury and went to WCW. And you threw away the your springboards and tag team specialization to become a BADASS in the Flock. You were one bad motherfucker.

THEN you went to WWF. And you wore cow-print tights, carried a mop, and had the ugliest diva as your valet. And you became completely unwatchable. You suck, Perry Saturn!






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posted on 12-28-2003 at 09:14 PM Edit Post
Fuck SHANE MCMAHON

You glory-hogging, goofy-entrance-music-havin, more-retarded-than-La-Parka-Dancin mama's boy! Let the guys who have worked their whole lives to reach the top get the high-risk spots! And what in the hell were you doing in a three-month feud with Kane as he was beginning his push?





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 10:45 PM Edit Post
Fuck Shannon Moore.

The sooner that ratfaced oaf is off my tv screen and working for minimum wage at some hicksville Wal Mart, the happier I'll be.

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posted on 12-28-2003 at 11:05 PM Edit Post
Fuck SEAN O'HAIRE.

3 decent video pieces and suddenly you've got a following? Everything you've done since then has sucked balls. Influence Spanky to streak and Bill Demott to beat someone up? Thank you for some of the stupidest segments of SD!'s year. You're entirely unspectacular and people act like you're the second coming of Muta. How about we just agree that the only thing that EVER drew interest in you was a gimmick that got stolen from Raven as he was kicked out the door and the WWE's crack video production team? Piper didn't fuck up your "great" push, Hogan didn't and neither did the WWE... you never had one. You have a Swanton Bomb? Great. Now add it to your moveset so that it makes sense and maybe I'll watch your matches. And while you're adjusting your moveset try developing some personality and the ability to actually pull off the concept that Raven, Kevin Sullivan, plenty of other wrestlers and Kevin Spacey could pull off. Then maybe I'll have a reason to want to see you pulled off Velocity. Till then I think I'll concern myself more with the more talented, charismatic and respected wrestlers kept off Smackdown!.





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 11:19 PM Edit Post
Fuck Tha Police!





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posted on 12-28-2003 at 11:34 PM Edit Post
FUCK The APA!! How long has this same tired old gimmick going to go on? They are starting to look more like the AARP!
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posted on 12-29-2003 at 12:37 AM Edit Post
FUCK everyone who doesn't like Billy Gunn! That's right, fuck all of you! I truly, madly, deeply, enjoy watching The One and wish him a quick recovery and a Bob Holly-sized push. Well, maybe not that far but I'd rather watch him than most of the other midcarders.





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posted on 12-29-2003 at 03:17 AM Edit Post
Fuck NWA-TNA!

I was stupid enough to actually pony up $10 a couple times to pay for this crap. Its just a bunch of WWE cast-offs that couldn't hack it in the big leagues. Let's face it, WWE is the big one. If you can't hack it there, why should I fork over money to see you suck shit in another group. Its lead by Jeff Jarrett, possibly the most overrated wrestler ever, he doesn't deserve to be the TNA waterboy, much less the guy that pretty much carries things. Raven is another big joke. Dude can simply throw garbage cans around. The X division is just a bunch of buck-10 hacks stringing stupid highspot after stupid highspot together. These are the same type of morons that would partake in Backyard Wrestling and make it popular. There is no way these jerk-offs should be charging $10 per show. They should pay me $10 to watch these talentless hacks toil in the minors. What they deserve is performing in bingo halls and in the circus. Instead of TV deal, they should focus on making their product look respectable rather than an overblown backyard wrestling group. But then again, they do rely on cast-offs, they have no hope, just end it. Its embarassing.





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DBMacJericho
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posted on 12-29-2003 at 04:58 AM Edit Post
Fuck LA RESISTANCE! I'm surprised that I'm the first one to mention those talentless fucks. I can understand a wrestler, or in this case wrestlers, that don't get any time on TV to really show me something. But La Resistance have gotten a shitload of TV time and have been nothing short of the Tag Team equivalent of Mark Henry. Maybe that's being a bit too harsh, but really, the only reason they get any reaction is because of their French "gimmick." Fuck these guys! AHHHH!!!





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posted on 12-29-2003 at 05:05 AM Edit Post
While I'm at it, actually....Fuck THE CAT!!! And his little midget buddy, too!

My initial reaction to hearing that The Cat would be moving up to Smackdown, I was really angry. Then, I was reminded by a few people around here that he was pretty entertaining in the dying days of WCW. So, I was willing to keep an open mind when he showed up on Smackdown...and my reaction has turned back to one of anger! I hate the freaking James Brown wannabe gimmick, and I don't want to see him dance anymore! Somebody better call my mama! That line's about the only thing that's interesting about him!

Once again, Fuck The Cat!!!!





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posted on 12-29-2003 at 06:14 AM Edit Post
I hate to agree with DBMac on anything, but he's right. Fuck La Reisistance. That gimmick was boring as all hell when the Rogeueas (sic) did it, and it's boring as all hell 15 years later. Go away, Rene Dupree, and take your two fruity buddies with you.

And while I'm thinking about it, fuck Lex Luger, too. Thanks for being the most absolutely bland guy in wrestling EVER while putting on shitty matches and then killing Miss Elizabeth. Now that's class, jerkoff





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