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Author: Subject: 2003 'Boardies' Awards
ArmyofOne
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posted on 12-19-2003 at 06:35 AM Edit Post
2003 'Boardies' Awards

First, I want to thank everyone for participating. It only worked because everyone was willing to put in their two cents, it made it everyones'. Thanks for Borntorun for helping too and of course the Mods and the Rick for giving OOfficial help. Alright, without further ado, here are the winners:

Poster of the Year
Jeb Tennyson Lund

Lifetime Achievement Award
SalmonJunkie

2003 Breakthrough Poster
LuckyLopez

2003 Biggest Moron/Asshole Award
Ryan O'Reilly/Cpt Mayhem/Various Morons (all using the same IP)

Thread of the Year
Best Build-up in Years...

Best Wrestling Thread
TIE: Crash Holly Passes Away
The Faces are Jerks!

Best Off-Topic Thread
Top 5 of Anything

Worst Thread
Chucko's Fantasy Crap

Best Feud
Mighty Mods vs. Legion of Morons

Best Screen Name
Operation Retard

Best Avatar
Niles Anderson

Well, that is the main ones. There are two more to come. That would be the Mods' and The Rick's choice, and I am bugging them to get them to me, so if you didn't win something, have no fear, you may still be a winner. If you are a winner, congrats. It was alot of fun doing this, let's do it again next year.





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posted on 12-19-2003 at 09:13 AM Edit Post
A winner is me! Hooray!!





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nilesanderson
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posted on 12-19-2003 at 12:19 PM Edit Post
First of all, I am both surprised and grateful that I won Best Avatar. There is one reason and one reason only as to why I wanted this award, and that would be this thread here:

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5242

To the former members of OOevolution, where are your chimps now? Huh? Huh? Take that suckas!






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Slade
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posted on 12-19-2003 at 03:27 PM Edit Post
Ha! OOEvolution has lost the war! After all this time, it turns out that Niles Anderson's avatar really is the absolute best. Well, Niles, it looks like you truly are The Game.





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"When you're dating The Architect, you start to get some more plans." - Renee Young, Extreme Rules 2019

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posted on 12-19-2003 at 04:13 PM Edit Post
Apparently, the votes for Niles were placed in Florida. The monkey avatar was the worst of the bunch.






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nilesanderson
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posted on 12-19-2003 at 04:49 PM Edit Post
Hey Slade, I always knew Chimp with the Handgun was the best. What happened back then was simply out of jealousy. Everybody knew who the best chimp was, it's just noone wanted to admit that the newb had it. But when it comes right down to it, nothing proves it more than anonymous polling. Baby, I'M ON FIRE!!!






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borntorun
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posted on 12-19-2003 at 08:54 PM Edit Post
Congratulations to all the winners. You guys all deserved your prizes.

I sincerely mean that, from the bottom of my heart. Every winner was correctly chosen.

Really.





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Lorraine
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posted on 12-20-2003 at 01:18 AM Edit Post
1. Thanks!
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posted on 12-21-2003 at 09:43 PM Edit Post
I won. Yippee!

And since none of you assholes did this allready... thank you to ArmyofOne for putting in the time to do this. I felt it made for a fun feature for that week or so there. Kudos to you, my good man.

I can't believe that damn chimp won...





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nilesanderson
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posted on 12-22-2003 at 03:09 AM Edit Post
It's because the Chimp is awesome Lucky. But yeah, all apologies to you, Army as I forgot to thank you in all my "I'm so awesome" speeches. You did a great job. Especially on the avatar awards. You could do a bit better on the Breakthrough poster one though (I can't believe that damn Lopez won).






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posted on 12-22-2003 at 07:00 AM Edit Post
No shit, niles. I should have won!

But it's an honor just to be nominated. No, really. I'm happy for you, Lucky. Yeah.





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salmonjunkie
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posted on 12-22-2003 at 07:06 AM Edit Post
Congrats to everyone and thanks, Army, for putting this together!

And congrats to me! This has been, indeed, an achievement of a lifetime... Whatever shall I do with the rest of my life?






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posted on 12-22-2003 at 09:07 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
Congrats to everyone and thanks, Army, for putting this together!

And congrats to me! This has been, indeed, an achievement of a lifetime... Whatever shall I do with the rest of my life?



My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.






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posted on 12-23-2003 at 08:21 AM Edit Post
THE MOD AWARDS!

On behalf of the Mods, I'd like to present to you our Mod awards.

Now we couldn't just pick a best poster or a best post. That's already been done, and done well, I might add. So we collectively decided on these awards. Many nominations were thrown around, both for award ideas and for winners. Each was meticulously debated, and a few kittens had to suffer horrible deaths, but in the end, it was all worth it.

So I'm proud to present to you, the 2003 Mod Awards, as voted on by the ModSquad Quaddrumvirate.


Most Missed Award
Denethor, Milky, OOMike, Ando (Ando's back, but he wasn't when this award was decided)

Sick Bastard Award
FusionFistCutter

Best Flamer Award
Bonestein

BODY MASSAGE Award
Niles Anderson (for starting it), Angstboy (for finding more), and Slade (for D-Von)

Best Poster in the Divas Section Award
Beatenlikeagovernmentmule

Screenname That Sounds Like A Big Penis Award
blackdragon

Screeenname That Makes You Sound Middle-aged Award
Lorraine

The "I LOVE OO" Most Number of Posts in One Day Award
43 by Ando

Best Suffix Award
--junkie

The "i agree,That is agood Point" Award
Dynamicjt

Poster with the Least Amount of Testicles Award
Ryan O'Reilly with none
Laner, in second place, with one


??? Award
bigfatgoalie

Most Helpful to the Mods Award
2HoT, for weeding out idiots;
AnglesGoldMedals, for always being so quick to point us over to the poop posters;
rasslinjunkie, for finding the poop posters' lair;
if you were helpful and weren't mentioned, thank you, too.


And thus concludes the 2003 Mod Awards.





WOOF!

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Laner
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posted on 12-23-2003 at 08:22 PM Edit Post
Dude, that's cold

(I'm just curious as to how many testicles Alana, rasslinjunkie, and Lorraine have...)






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Slade
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posted on 12-23-2003 at 08:36 PM Edit Post
At least two each.





The award for the most laughable cringe-worthy attempt at clever colour commentary goes to:

"When you're dating The Architect, you start to get some more plans." - Renee Young, Extreme Rules 2019

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AnglesGoldMedals
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posted on 12-23-2003 at 09:26 PM Edit Post
Woohoo! I got an award.

Made me sound like a teachers pet though





Now with 20% less Kellett...

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nilesanderson
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posted on 12-23-2003 at 09:36 PM Edit Post
Awesome. I heartily condone the presence of "The Body Massage" award and all those who won it. Good for all!






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posted on 12-23-2003 at 11:17 PM Edit Post
Sick Bastard Award. Thank you.

I shall celebrate by eviscerating a prostitute tonight after recieving fellatio.





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posted on 12-23-2003 at 11:45 PM Edit Post
Fellatio? Excuse me while I hurl!

[Edited on 12-23-2003 by borntorun]





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Operation Retard
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posted on 12-24-2003 at 04:57 AM Edit Post
where's borntorun's most bitter for not receiving hoped award award?






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posted on 12-24-2003 at 07:39 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Laner
Dude, that's cold

(I'm just curious as to how many testicles Alana, rasslinjunkie, and Lorraine have...)


Cold, yet funny.

I can't speak for the other two ladies of OO, but I assure you that I have none. Physically, that is. Metaphorically, I have two big 'uns.





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posted on 12-24-2003 at 06:44 PM Edit Post
Screeenname That Makes You Sound Middle-aged Award
Lorraine

I originally tried to use RandyIzHott! but that screenname was taken by some guy in Florida.

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posted on 12-24-2003 at 11:04 PM Edit Post
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Best Poster in the Divas Section Award
Beatenlikeagovernmentmule




Thank you, although I must nominate the Rick for an honorable mention for finding the Juggo pics.





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posted on 12-25-2003 at 04:21 AM Edit Post
It's about time I won something. Fuckin eh. And the award I most covet to boot!





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