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posted on 12-19-2003 at 11:31 PM Edit Post
Geez, Mark Henry is a regular Dean Malenko... or irregular, depending on perspective.





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posted on 12-19-2003 at 11:58 PM Edit Post
While Malenko may be the man of 1,000 holds, and Jericho may be the man of 1,004 holds, neither man has anything on Mark Henry. They would have to add the total of the amount of holds they both know and then double it to even come close to the number of holds that Mark Henry knows.

On that note:

143. European-Samoan Drop





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posted on 12-20-2003 at 01:44 AM Edit Post
144. Tony Schiavone European Armbar "Of Death"





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posted on 12-20-2003 at 03:58 AM Edit Post
Or how about...

145. The Tony Schiavone Greatest Most Punishingly Devastating Snap Mare Ever!

Anything else...? This is ridiculously funny.





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posted on 12-20-2003 at 04:50 AM Edit Post
heck yea there's more...

146-150 every move Lex Luger did except in slow motion






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posted on 12-20-2003 at 08:06 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by DevoniusMaximus
heck yea there's more...

146-150 every move Lex Luger did except in slow motion


Except he doesn't have the loaded forearm of adamantium surgical hardware. But from studying tapes of Nathan Jones he could do:

151 Australian armbar






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posted on 12-20-2003 at 10:41 PM Edit Post
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Except he doesn't have the loaded forearm of adamantium surgical hardware.
152. Non-loaded-forearm-of-adimantium armbar.





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posted on 12-21-2003 at 10:39 PM Edit Post
153. Greco-Roman Armbar





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posted on 12-21-2003 at 11:16 PM Edit Post
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But from studying tapes of Nathan Jones he could do:
154. Lactating Armbar.





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 07:50 PM Edit Post
This may be a little too similar to the Kool-Aid man "OH YEAH!" toss through the brick wall, but here it is anyway:

155. ShockMaster jump through wall and fall on face.





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 07:53 PM Edit Post
And on another related note, who could forget the:

156. ShockMaster Armbar





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 08:52 PM Edit Post
Damn I'm bored at work today... Here are a few more:

157. Running jump through middle rope ass plunge to back of head while opponent is seemingly set up for a 619 (he actually does this one!)
158. Armbar
159. King Kong chest pound
160. Remove straps of singlet
161. Slobber
162. Yokozuna foot stomp
163. Earthquake jumping-up-and-down-of-doom





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 10:22 PM Edit Post
164. The Garvin Stomp





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 10:25 PM Edit Post
165. The Big Bad Wolf (huffing and puffing)





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 10:27 PM Edit Post
166. Bionic Elbow
167. Bionic Armbar





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posted on 12-22-2003 at 11:48 PM Edit Post
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BEST BRAWLER/POWER WRESTLER: Brock Lesnar
The wrestler who most effectively took a basic punch/kick/slam moveset and still crafted exciting, high-impact matches.
1st Runner-Up: Batista
2nd Runner-Up: Mark Henry

From Canadian Bulldog's year-end voting. With that in mind...


168. Canadian Bulldog Armbar.





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posted on 12-23-2003 at 12:33 AM Edit Post
169 Fists a-fire (or is it of fire)
170 Bite (he actually does this too)






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posted on 12-23-2003 at 02:02 PM Edit Post
Jack, 170 is a duplicate of 129.

What I think you meant to say was,

170. European Bite

Didn't you mean that? Huh? Didn't you!?!?!?





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posted on 12-23-2003 at 02:38 PM Edit Post
171. Ghetto-blaster
172. Inverted Armbar
173. Iron Claw
174. Asai Armbar
175. Split-legged Armbar
176. Turnbuckle Eat
177. Elbow Drop (not flying)
178. Flip-Flop-&-Fly
179. Taco Chow
180. Titty-Twister





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posted on 12-23-2003 at 03:25 PM Edit Post
181. Grab at face and pull in seperate directions (to express that he is psychotic)
182. Laugh manically while attaching jumper cables to somebody's testicles (to express that he is psychotic)
183. Blink eyes frantically while saying "I am the MASTER and the RULER of the world!" (to express that he is psychotic)
184. Rip his hair out of his head while he sits in the corner of the ring, rocking himself back and forth (to express that he is psychotic)
185. Psychotic Armbar (to express that he is psychotic)





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posted on 12-23-2003 at 08:06 PM Edit Post
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Jack, 170 is a duplicate of 129.

What I think you meant to say was,

170. European Bite

Didn't you mean that? Huh? Didn't you!?!?!?


That's right. (Europeans do bite, too )






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posted on 12-24-2003 at 05:22 AM Edit Post
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WORST WRESTLER(S) OF THE YEAR: Mark Henry
186. Worst Wrestler of the year armbar.





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posted on 12-26-2003 at 05:19 PM Edit Post
187 Copy HHH's water-spraying entrance, cause flooding






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posted on 12-26-2003 at 05:44 PM Edit Post
188. Kwanzaa Armbar





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posted on 12-27-2003 at 05:03 PM Edit Post
189. Hock a Loogey





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