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Author: Subject: Moves that Mark Henry can do...
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posted on 12-10-2003 at 04:13 PM Edit Post
Moves that Mark Henry can do...

Since we've seen the single worst feud in history play out between Mark Henry and Booker T, we can only wait for the inevitable match that'll suck to cap the feud. Since the WWE is dead set on "pushing" (by pushing I mean having JR verbally fellate Henry, insulting our intelligence by calling him intimidating and dominant while he piles on resthold after resthold. Show, don't tell, dude.) So in the interest of derailing the Monster Push that isn't, let's help the match planners by compiling a list of moves that Henry CAN use in a match; you'd be surprised how convincing a power wrestler can be if he actually used power moves.
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posted on 12-10-2003 at 04:33 PM Edit Post
1. Short clothesline
2. Gorilla press slam
3. Sidewalk slam
4. RUNNING powerslam
5. Vertical suplex
6. Vertical front suplex (the 747)
7. Lifting sitout powerbomb (the Sky-High)
8. Full Nelson
9. Stomach-breaker
10. Swinging bodyslam (like Norman Smiley)
11. Spine buster
12. Bear hug/belly-to-belly combo
13. The nebulous "nerve hold" made popular by Andre the Giant
14. The Arrrghhh-chokeslam
15. Samoan drop
16. Splash
17. Avalanche
18. Flapjack

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posted on 12-10-2003 at 05:36 PM Edit Post
19. The crotch sweat of death





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posted on 12-10-2003 at 05:38 PM Edit Post
20. The camel hump of doom






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posted on 12-10-2003 at 07:11 PM Edit Post
21. Split-legged moonsault.


ok, ok...

21. Armbar





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posted on 12-10-2003 at 07:41 PM Edit Post
22. The Kamala tit-claw
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posted on 12-10-2003 at 07:45 PM Edit Post
Devonius did you mean the Cameltoe of Doom, or were you actually going for Camel hump there?

I wonder if he can still shoot laser beams like he did at Arnie in that movie they did together.





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posted on 12-10-2003 at 08:02 PM Edit Post
23. Armbar





WOOF!

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posted on 12-10-2003 at 08:04 PM Edit Post
24. Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza






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posted on 12-10-2003 at 08:12 PM Edit Post
The pee pee grab (His opponents, not his own.)

He could also probably pull off the "Eat a turnbuckle" move that was made popular by George the Animal Steele. Cause let's face it folks, it really isn't rasslin if someone don't eat a turnbuckle.

Also, the Heart Punch.





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posted on 12-10-2003 at 09:09 PM Edit Post
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Devonius did you mean the Cameltoe of Doom, or were you actually going for Camel hump there?


I meant camel hump because my understanding of hip lingo was that chicks had a toe and dudes had a hump. Am I wrong? Wait forget it, I refuse to debate the difference between a cameltoe and a camel hump.






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posted on 12-10-2003 at 09:55 PM Edit Post
You know what I really don't know, nor do I care. But, I thought I saw someone referring to Henry's cameltoe in one of the RAW posts a few weeks back.





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posted on 12-10-2003 at 11:23 PM Edit Post
Thank you, 004 and Laner for the armbar and the Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza references! That, "man of a thousand holds" feud between Malenko and Jericho in WCW was golden. Especially, when Jericho read his move list off to a livid crowd as they pelted him with garbage. Thanks for conjuring up that old memory.





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posted on 12-11-2003 at 12:33 AM Edit Post
27. Push
28. Shove
29. Collar-and-elbow tie-up leading to #27 or 28
30. Punch (left)
31. Punch (right)
32. Headbutt
33. Banzai Drop






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posted on 12-11-2003 at 05:19 AM Edit Post
34. Fast paced walk
35. Eating Donut Suplex (he can actually inhale an entire donut as he does a suplex)
36. Channel Changer Special (he only does it once the home viewers get bored of him and change the channel, only the live crowd knows what it is!)





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posted on 12-11-2003 at 11:08 AM Edit Post
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1. Short clothesline
2. Gorilla press slam
3. Sidewalk slam
4. RUNNING powerslam
5. Vertical suplex
6. Vertical front suplex (the 747)
*7. Lifting sitout powerbomb (the Sky-High)

Can you actually imagine Mark Henry doing a Sitout Powerbomb ? I don't think the ring could take it.






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posted on 12-11-2003 at 06:13 PM Edit Post
37.Looking like the bastard son of the Kool-Aid man





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posted on 12-11-2003 at 06:55 PM Edit Post
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37.Looking like the bastard son of the Kool-Aid man

OH YEAH!






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posted on 12-11-2003 at 07:54 PM Edit Post
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37.Looking like the bastard son of the Kool-Aid man

OH YEAH!


That's a good gimmick but is looking like "Bastard Son of Kool-Aid" really a move?

Picking up his opponent and running them head first through a brick wall while yelling "OH YEAH!" That would be a cool move.





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posted on 12-11-2003 at 08:19 PM Edit Post
38. Elbow in the corner
39. Framed elbow in the corner

Wait, wrong hoss.





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posted on 12-11-2003 at 08:47 PM Edit Post
40. Fujiwara Armbar
41. Oriental Spike
42. WOW Slingshot
43. Eye poke
44. Back rake

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posted on 12-11-2003 at 09:19 PM Edit Post
45 Leg drop
46 Finger Poke of Doom






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posted on 12-12-2003 at 01:01 AM Edit Post
That one about the "Oh Yeah" brickwall toss damn near made me wet myself. I barely got it typed out. No way in hell that wouldn't go down as one of the greatest finishers of all time. You can kick out of a stunner, but nobody, and I mean nobody could withstand the awesome might of the "Oh Yeah" brick wall toss of doom.

Random thoughts: Someone beat me to the Predator similarity. Maybe they could work that into a character? And what the hell happened to those two versions of the urinage supplex that he used against Goldberg? Those were pretty impressive in my opinion.

And for my contribution to the list, what about Interrogator's Claw? Not just the claw part, but the whole choke slam part of it too. Works as a pinfall or submission finisher and beats the hell out of the "World's Strongest Slam"





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posted on 12-12-2003 at 01:15 AM Edit Post
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37.Looking like the bastard son of the Kool-Aid man


He looks like the Predator, dammit!!

And I'm not entirely sure we can call that a "move" but what the hell.





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posted on 12-12-2003 at 07:58 PM Edit Post
47. Shoulder mounted, laser guided, blast.





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