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Author: Subject: The "Interview The Person Below You" Thread
angstboy
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 05:49 PM Edit Post
He should become the NEW best wrestling announcer in the world.

One lump or two? You sniveling little toe-rag.






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shashwat mishra
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 06:01 PM Edit Post
No thanks, I am sweet enough. (Lock and Stock there)

Who here wants to date HHH?





Stuck in the 1980s.

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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 07:02 PM Edit Post
Not me. Sorry but I'm not into sweaty man love.

Why do people keep reusing questions I've already asked. First Outback Jack duplicates my "Who was that girl?" question and now Angstboy with "One lump or two?" What freakin' gives?!?!?

[Edited on 1-15-2004 by BoerboelLVR]





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outback jack
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 07:14 PM Edit Post
Because the classic form of the question uses "lady" so the response can be "That was no lady, that was my wife?"

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?






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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 07:17 PM Edit Post
Didn't I make myself clear? NO! No sweaty man love! GEEZ! Some people never listen!

What's your favorite hiding place?





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ArmyofOne
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 07:42 PM Edit Post
Your Mom.

Is Soilent Green really people?





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angstboy
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 08:36 PM Edit Post
Yes. And people taste good. Like goodness wrapped in dead people. Tasty!

Does boerloelLVR like sweaty man love?






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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 08:51 PM Edit Post
Before anyone else answers, NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO! I do not like sweaty man love. OMG! What is wrong with you people?

That's my question. What's wrong with you people? Were you all dropped on your heads birth?





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OO Kyle
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 09:20 PM Edit Post
WE'RE not the ones with a ceramic clown getting a blowjob as our avatar.


Would BoerboelLVR prefer cold, perspiration-free man-love?





Stand back! There's a HURRICANE coming through! Several, in fact!

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MrJustinB
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 10:29 PM Edit Post
The magic eight ball says "Ask Again Later"...huh.

How COOL are Magic Eight balls, man?!





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salmonjunkie
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 10:53 PM Edit Post
MY magic 8-ball at my office just said "YOU MAY RELY ON IT"

Are you satisfied?






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angstboy
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 11:05 PM Edit Post
My magic 8-Ball says that cocaine is bad for you. Hmph. That's wierd.

What is this new devilry?






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folby
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 11:35 PM Edit Post
It's called a bidet, they're real big in other countries. I got a japanese one that plays music!

What wrestler would you want to be your father? Your son?





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ModSquad004
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posted on 1-15-2004 at 11:51 PM Edit Post
Father: Mick Foley. As a child, I'd have all this great attention, and then as a teenager, Dad will be so braindead that I could get away with anything.

Son: Shannon Moore. Because he's the one wrestler's ass that I could kick.

If you had a japanese bidet that played msuic, what song would it play as it was cleaning your ass?





WOOF!

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borntorun
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 12:08 AM Edit Post
O Fortuna. Dissolvit ut glaciem, if you catch my drift, plus it would make my trips to the bathroom seem dangerous.

I edited to post a question. How dumb is that?

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by borntorun]





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Operation Retard
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 12:56 AM Edit Post
pretty fuckin dumb, you billy gunn avatar havin fuckwad,


was that too mean?






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MrJustinB
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 01:09 AM Edit Post
It's a FRIGGIN' avatar of Billy Gunn! If anything, it's not mean enough.

Should btr get kicked in the junk?





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posted on 1-16-2004 at 01:38 AM Edit Post
Well, if the "junk" is his twig and berries, then when Trish says Molly has some "junk" in her "trunk" does that mean...?





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folby
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 03:27 AM Edit Post
No, it means that molly had some junk in her trunk, and that some fellow is a whole lot luckier than most of us. Lucky bastard.


Is it an ass so big you can see it from the front?





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MrJustinB
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 03:55 AM Edit Post
I believe the term is "ghetto bootie"...

Do you think Macho uses that same voice when he orders food?





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Operation Retard
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 07:50 AM Edit Post
OOOOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!


would you like some more cream corn, jimbo jr.?






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ArmyofOne
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 08:36 AM Edit Post
Only if this is Cream Corn with Cod and Afterbirth! Tasty!

Do you know the Muffin Man?





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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 12:22 PM Edit Post
(Both my answer and my question in one sentence)

The muffin man?





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MrJustinB
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 04:18 PM Edit Post
The muffin man!

Given the outcome of Gigle, will you go see Jersey Girl?





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Operation Retard
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posted on 1-16-2004 at 04:53 PM Edit Post
absolutely. because j-lo is in all of 15 minutes of the entire movie and kevin smith has proven (to me) that he can make enjoyable movies.



what happened to all my socks?






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