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Author: Subject: The OOfficial Boardies: Worst Thread Discussion
ArmyofOne
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posted on 12-2-2003 at 08:08 AM Edit Post
The OOfficial Boardies: Worst Thread Discussion







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posted on 12-2-2003 at 09:54 AM Edit Post
I don't know if they're still here, but Chuck-O's fantasy wrestling threads were easily the worst.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 04:44 PM Edit Post
I would like to humbly nominate:

"John Cena"
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5823&page=5
This thread was a black hole of stupid newbies and its death was personally a welcome one. The good that rasslinjunkie, OperationRetard and others brought to the thread in no way saves us from the rest of it... although Mod Dawg's squad car IS bitchin'.

Err, I THIRD a Chuck-O thread... I remember that last one he did after he was already banned a few times and then he just started doing odd raps attacking the boards... that one was weird...

[Edited on 12-2-2003 by LuckyLopez]





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 04:45 PM Edit Post
I second the nomination for Chuck-o.

Those damn things read like the stoopid-ass wrestling RPG my nephew pays 20 bucks a month to, just so he can pretend to be 'The Mexicalli Mauler'. (I shit you not)

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posted on 12-2-2003 at 05:20 PM Edit Post
Dont know about the discussion part but this was certainly the worst thread of all time:

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5149





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 05:28 PM Edit Post
Thanks, Lucky, but the picture of my car isn't on that thread. It's here: http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=6417&page=2


I'm a sexy mod~! I'm a sexy mod~!

[Edited on 12-2-2003 by ModSquad004]





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 05:39 PM Edit Post
Ohh... oops.

That's why I don't get a kick ass car... or ATV...





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:38 PM Edit Post
I'll nominate a thread that bfg started... the one where he asks if we're ready for an openly gay babyface. A babyface who says "yeah, I'm gay, so what?" rather than being flamboyant. It came from a comment I made to him implying he was gay or a woman or something. He essentially got rolled over it, as even those people who had been behind him thought he was an idiot. Classic.

Of course, I can't find it, so it may have been killed in the April crash.





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 09:03 PM Edit Post
HB-Gay should get a nomination in there.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:20 PM Edit Post
I think the threads and posters mentioned should have a link, so we may judge for ourselves.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:48 PM Edit Post
i second the john cena thread nomination. man, that was just a train wreck






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posted on 12-3-2003 at 12:36 AM Edit Post
I third the john cena thread. I spent so much time in there arguing with people who didn't want to be rational or have evidence.





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posted on 12-3-2003 at 12:52 AM Edit Post
I second the DVE thread. That was a mess. But it was entertaining.






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posted on 12-3-2003 at 02:30 AM Edit Post
I have to stick up for HB-Gay. Though some claim it was homophobic, I think it showed a good amount of contribution from a wide array of posters, had an equally large variety of opinions and seemed to hit on a nerve that many people had thoughts on. Then people had opinions on those opinions. And it was all based on Shawn Michaels choice of wardrobe. That's awesome.





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posted on 12-3-2003 at 04:51 AM Edit Post
I have to back Bonestein on BFG's gay wrestler thread. What made it even worse was when Jeb let BFG compile Crashing the Boards that week, BFG felt obligated to include it. In fact, it was most of CtB that week. You can still see it in its hideous splendor.





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posted on 12-3-2003 at 05:13 AM Edit Post
I also have to go with the gay wrestler thread that bfg started. Good god, what a train wreck.





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posted on 12-3-2003 at 05:41 AM Edit Post
As the main protagonist of that thread, I will also nominate HB-Gay as Worst Thread.

I totally agree with Eli here, it went from an opinion, to an open attack, to a happy ending. It truly was the perfect thread.





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posted on 12-3-2003 at 11:57 PM Edit Post
I vote for the Chuck-o thread(s). anything that idiot did needs to get the crap awards.





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posted on 12-4-2003 at 01:12 AM Edit Post
I would like to propose for your consideration Attempt at 6 Degrees for Worst Thread. I agree with the other nominations, but I wanted to try to add another choice to bill. This thread was the low point of the Music Forum. Absolutely abysmal.

I would also like to add these two threads for your consideration:

1. Me vs. Scott Keith (Rant fight)
2. Scott Keith Rant Rant

[Edited on 12-4-2003 by Slade]





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posted on 12-4-2003 at 01:56 AM Edit Post
I know I started that thread, but I have to second Attempt at 6 Degrees. It really fell to shit quickly. All apologies.






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posted on 12-4-2003 at 02:52 AM Edit Post
Ooh! Ooh! I nominate:

CHYNA IS HOT!!!
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5858

Screw Flanders nominated Dead President for biggest dumbass. I did a search and found this thread. I remember it well. 004 must have set some kind of record with this one.

*EDIT*
Looked through again and I have to nominate BRET WAS SCREWED!!! as well
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5853
How did these not get in yet?

[Edited on 12-4-2003 by nilesanderson]






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posted on 12-4-2003 at 03:04 AM Edit Post
Wow, I'd forgotten about those, too. They really were worthless horrible treads. I'm honored to have contributed to them. I heartily second the nominations of CHINA IS HOT!!! and BRET WAS SCREWED!!!!






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posted on 12-4-2003 at 03:05 AM Edit Post
I remember those two threads very fondly and a few more that were created by that Mrs. Robinson's special ed class that escaped the school.

I deleted quite a few of the threads, but left those two as a reminder....

Be cool, stay in school.





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posted on 12-4-2003 at 02:48 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by nilesanderson
Ooh! Ooh! I nominate:

CHYNA IS HOT!!!
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5858

Screw Flanders nominated Dead President for biggest dumbass. I did a search and found this thread. I remember it well. 004 must have set some kind of record with this one.

*EDIT*
Looked through again and I have to nominate BRET WAS SCREWED!!! as well
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=5853
How did these not get in yet?

[Edited on 12-4-2003 by nilesanderson]


Would agree, Niles. This actually supports Screw-F's contention rather nicely






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posted on 12-4-2003 at 04:21 PM Edit Post
The only travesty committed in those threads was when 004 closed and deleted them so fast that I didn't get the opportunity to have some fun with Dead_President, General Zod, Dr. Ty Sanchez, RODDYHULK and the rest of his personas.





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