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Author: Subject: The OOfficial Boardies: Biggest Dumbass Discussion
ArmyofOne
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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:59 AM Edit Post
The OOfficial Boardies: Biggest Dumbass Discussion

[Edited on 12-2-2003 by ArmyofOne]





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 09:59 AM Edit Post
Absolutely none dumber then Chuck "Chuck-O" Conry from Grundy County.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:11 AM Edit Post
Fuckin' eh. Anything that revolved around anything that had anything to do with that numbnuts should be nominated. Including Jessi Nolan's BUTT!!!





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:28 AM Edit Post
Wait, wait, wait...

I just thought of someone who the award should DEFINITELY be named after- Ryan O'Reily. This guy, for all you newbs, was THE king of brutal posters. I can't remember if he actually was shithousepoet as well, but the guy actually started up a website about his "attack on the OO Boards", where he posted shit pic after shit pic under various aliases. If you vote for anyone besides him, you are wrong... flatout wrong.





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:33 AM Edit Post
I agree with Bones on everything he just said. Including Jessie Nolan's butt!!!



I say call it the "Praggy O'Prag" award.





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 11:33 AM Edit Post
Yeah, but didn't the shitposts start before 2003?

Biggest Dumbass Discussion. Hhhmmm, I think I'll have to throw that one at DHMBAM. I know it's recent, but this guy pissed me off.

[Edited on 12-2-2003 by nilesanderson]






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 12:27 PM Edit Post
Chucko. Who else could it possibly be? Well, I never cottoned to 411 Chucko

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posted on 12-2-2003 at 12:41 PM Edit Post
Remember these are just the nominations. Let's get a few more names up here. I nominate:


Screw Flanders/ElBato

[Edited on 12-2-2003 by BoerboelLVR]

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posted on 12-2-2003 at 01:38 PM Edit Post
I believe Captian Mayhem deserves consideration for another award - this one. He's going to clean up at the award ceremony. And I can see his acceptance speech now:

Thiis needs a pole. Iz Captian Mayhem rely the Biggist Dumbass of OO?

Yes - he is soooo dumb.
No - shithousepoet is because he is gay.
Mabey - I don't know.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 01:42 PM Edit Post
I've been up for nearly 20 hours, and perhaps that's why I find Slade's post the funniest thing I have ever read. I've read some funny things, but ROTFLPIMPLMAO!

Then, I cried because I was happy.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 01:49 PM Edit Post
I think we HAVE to give a nomination to Norm/#tcb. I was only here for half his run and he's left an impact. I mean, Chuck-O, Mayhem and Ryan I all support hardily... but we're talking about a delusional racist with a tendency to self destruct into fits of anger and slurs who speaks to images of Hogan.

Edited to adhere to Angst's worthwhile suggestion and make Army's life a tad easier.

[Edited on 12-2-2003 by LuckyLopez]





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 02:56 PM Edit Post
Chuck-O and Elbato for reasons described above.

P.S. - lets try to keep the nominees bolded so that this is easier for Army to compile. Thanks guys.






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 04:11 PM Edit Post
I'd still like to nominate myself. This is the only award I have a shot at winning!






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posted on 12-2-2003 at 04:23 PM Edit Post
I'm gonna have to say Ryan O'Reilly.
And why? Because it was actually that little shit that brought me here.

I was bored one night, looking at aol profiles that had wrestling as an interest (yes, yes, THAT bored) and I happened upon his homepage.
OO this, OO that -- I was intrigued. Then I saw the fights he had so proudly posted. And there was this PSYCHO named Bonestein who just had me in tears laughing with his unbelievably brutal flames.
I think...."Bonestein?" "What the hell is a 'Bonestein?'"
A couple weeks later, I was desperately looking for wrestling chat not populated by thirteen year olds, and came across OOchat. "OO?" "Wasn't that the one with the insane dude?"

Take one guess who I ended up trading potshots with in chat that night.
Yup.

So, thanks to Bones, for being a freak, and thanks to....Ryan O'Reilly, for being my Dumbass of the Year.





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 04:45 PM Edit Post
Wow, RJ, that is certainly a little known fact. Sorta like the Million Dollar Man brought the Undertaker to the WWF.

Do you know the origin of Bonestein's name?





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 05:36 PM Edit Post
My vote DEFINITELY goes to Ryan O'Rielly. For going through all the trouble to do the shit posting, even after the 120 minute rule. Also for making names with "poop" in them so they'll display on the bottom as the newest member. Names like "Green Liquid Poop", and "Southern Fried Poop" and "Alien Poop" I don't remember if those were the actual names, but you get the idea.

AND because he had an ENTIRE FORUM dedicated to bashing OO. Where he and his multiple personalities had conversations about how lame we were.

But, if it wasn't for his pooping, I wouldn't have been conned into - I mean, hired to come onto these boards.

So there. My vote goes for Ryan O'Rielly. Hell, just rename the damn award to the "Ryan O'Rielly Fuck You Award"





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:01 PM Edit Post
Don't overlook the stupidity of Elbato997. Kid ruled the boards for awhile.





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:16 PM Edit Post
If you are looking for a dumbass with the biggest impact on these boards, it would HAVE to be Ryan O Reilly. Elbato had a decent little push as did Chucko (I am assuming all three of these people are not one in the same mind you), but Ryan had some long term staying power. Thw Who Beat Debra thread was almost all O' Reilly.

As stated, it was O'Reilly and his many other identities that caused the Mods to be brought in.

I must say, the boards are much cleaner now, but they certainly were fun before.

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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:23 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Eli
Wow, RJ, that is certainly a little known fact. Sorta like the Million Dollar Man brought the Undertaker to the WWF.

Do you know the origin of Bonestein's name?


No clue. Do I have to swear some weird blood oath to find out?
Better question:
Do I want to find out?





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:24 PM Edit Post
Considering that it took 10 times longer to create the poop threads than to delete them. AND that there were five people doing the deleting and only one person doing the creating, I have to give a nod to R'OR for whatever award that makes him most look like a dork. I must also credit him for the numerous conversations he had with himself ala Gollum/Smeagol.
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posted on 12-2-2003 at 07:29 PM Edit Post
Damn straight cp... I almost find the boards boring now because there is just no one as stupid as Ryan, shithousepoet, tcb, and the whole gang. It used to be that I could get on here in the early afternoon, and trade posts with someone for an hour or so. Now, there is almost no reason for me to come here... I don't care to talk about wrestling (haven't watched in months), so there's just the bottom forums that are worth wandering around for me.

There's no big, evil story about the origin of my name btw. It's quite simple and stupid... not that I'm going to just tell you.





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:47 PM Edit Post
This thread proves all of the following:

"Misery loves company."
"All publicity is good publicity."
"Bad boys get the hot women."

Why is it that there are already two pages worth of posts regarding the Dumbass of the Year, and yet only a few posts regarding Poster of the Year. Are we all that infatuated with Elbato?





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posted on 12-2-2003 at 10:50 PM Edit Post
dynamicjt should also be on the ballot i think.






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posted on 12-3-2003 at 01:17 AM Edit Post
I know I nominated DHMBAM, but I also second Portalesman. I forgot about him until Jeb brought him up again.






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posted on 12-3-2003 at 01:21 AM Edit Post
How could we not at least mention Drunknow? It may have taken a jolt to the memory but the boy has TWO threads of his contributions nominated. Plus he apparently has the distinction of NOT being banned but rather walking away.
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