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Screw Flanders
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posted on 11-29-2003 at 02:43 PM Edit Post
This Thread Will Probably End Someday...

(Whistles)

...






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rasslinjunkie
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posted on 11-29-2003 at 07:33 PM Edit Post
Hang on guys, I got this.....

*lifts can of Raid*





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posted on 11-29-2003 at 11:32 PM Edit Post
The End...






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DevoniusMaximus
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 12:09 AM Edit Post
wow, reading this was the biggest waste of time. Thank you assmunch for stealing part of my day.






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posted on 11-30-2003 at 12:53 AM Edit Post
Hmm...No problemo, good friend!






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rasslinjunkie
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 02:43 AM Edit Post
Whoa! Preacher man called you an assmunch! That's like, getting the finger from God!

The official decree has come down from on high; you suck.





Stop posting. Kill yourself.

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2HoT
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 02:58 AM Edit Post
I predict this thread will end as soon as a certian canine sniffs it out.


I also predict that this thread's author is not long for these boards.





Who wants soup?

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nilesanderson
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 03:32 AM Edit Post
I don't know. I think he's figured these boards out pretty quickly. Hence posting in the graveyard. Welcome Newb. Go back to Russia.






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whyme
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 05:06 AM Edit Post
in russia you go back to it!!!

oh this may make it worth lookin at too



[Edited on 11-30-2003 by whyme]

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posted on 11-30-2003 at 05:11 AM Edit Post
Whyme, quit trying to bring value ..to ...an ..otherwise ..um ... worthless.. um... What was I talking about???



Oh yeah, Victoria is hot!





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posted on 11-30-2003 at 05:12 AM Edit Post
Hagga febbin. Smooga drebis sondralin frah nada humir. Dala hongrin, smedda treegis hangalad. I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith. Hiro th ab 'wanath. Boe a hn: neled herain dan caer menig. Men i ndagor. Hn -... ortheri. Natha daged aen. Jibba jabba calla collecta. Apiddy da fule, da don coll cal echt.

Die thread die.






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posted on 11-30-2003 at 05:43 AM Edit Post
Angst, after reading that post I have this image of your Kane avatar with a chef's hat on chasing chickens around the kitchen with a cleaver.





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whyme
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 06:14 AM Edit Post
remember the christmas one where he tried to get big bird.

i was ready to cry when i was little....or was it last year?

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posted on 11-30-2003 at 06:20 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by angstboy
Hagga febbin. Smooga drebis sondralin frah nada humir. Dala hongrin, smedda treegis hangalad. I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith. Hiro th ab 'wanath. Boe a hn: neled herain dan caer menig. Men i ndagor. Hn -... ortheri. Natha daged aen. Jibba jabba calla collecta. Apiddy da fule, da don coll cal echt.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe.





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posted on 11-30-2003 at 06:35 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by rasslinjunkie
Whoa! Preacher man called you an assmunch!


I called a spade a spade. All have sinned and all have been an assmunch at some point. I'm just telling it like it is and offering Flanders a chance to repent of his assmunchiness. No finger from God, just a shame on you from your friendly youth Minister






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posted on 11-30-2003 at 08:52 AM Edit Post
Can I use "assmunchiness" in a heated game of Scrabble? Cause, that's like a cool word and shit





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posted on 11-30-2003 at 11:05 AM Edit Post
oddly enough, I would have closed this thread after the second post had I come across it earlier (Thanksgiving, us Mods get a break, you know). But it seems a strange thing is happening to this thread.

So I ask you all... Shall I close this thread, or should I let this thread evolve into some two headed monster?





WOOF!

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posted on 11-30-2003 at 02:09 PM Edit Post
Kill it. We have other threads in which we can babble on and rant and make long, unrelated tangents. (namely, ever other thread on the board.) We don't need this lame attempt. This thread went well for the first couple of days, when noone posted on it. I was going to post a "this is stupid, no one should post here." but then I would have been posting on it, so I didn't. But now that it's started on it's path, decisive action must be taken. Kill it.

But that's just my opinion. Who knows, I may be totally insane.





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posted on 11-30-2003 at 02:48 PM Edit Post
I don't see this evolving much further than it has either. A closure may be called for. However, do as you will.






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Slade
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 03:02 PM Edit Post
Do not kill this thread. This thread must not come to an end, for if it does, then the assmunch is right, and I cannot allow it.

Therefore, I shall make it my personal duty to post in this thread at least once every time I log onto the boards so that it never dies!

Up yours Elbato! I win.





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posted on 11-30-2003 at 05:31 PM Edit Post
I ishway I ewknay notheray anguagelay.





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whyme
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 05:54 PM Edit Post
it has victoria dont close it!!
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posted on 11-30-2003 at 07:44 PM Edit Post
i say keep the thread, kill the thread creator.

yeah. that works for me.

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posted on 11-30-2003 at 08:23 PM Edit Post
And that is how the thread ended. Or is it?






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