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Author: Subject: Worst Gimmick Matches. Ever.
Elbato997
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posted on 10-22-2003 at 08:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Worst Gimmick Matches. Ever.

I would say the infamous Finger Poke Of Doom match. What do you think is the worst gimmick match ever?





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 08:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Your parents.





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 08:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Your parents


Oh jesus, thanks for making me spit coffee all over my monitor at work man!





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 08:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No kidding, FFC.

Now, while I agree that the match was a HORRIBLE idea, I can't seem to remember what the gimmick was...






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posted on 10-22-2003 at 09:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The gimmick was that two mongoloids were going to attempt to fornicate, and the swerve was that Elbato was born 4 months later.





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 09:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Loser gets custody.





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 09:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
it's not his fault. That extra chromosome is holding him down.





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 11:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, it is that H chromosome....

But seriously, how is the finger poke of doom a gimmick match? It is not like they announced a match where the stip was that the first person to execute a finger poke to the chest wins the match. I thought





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posted on 10-23-2003 at 12:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
^^^

That's why Elbato is "pioneering stupid".

On topic (god knows why), I'd say the dumbest I can remember had got to be the "Kennel in a Cell" match between Bossman and Al Snow. I was really psyched for that stupid match too, until I found out all the fucking dogs were on short leashes with trainers holding em back. Easily as retarded as Elbato.





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Elbato997
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posted on 10-23-2003 at 01:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yay! I got flamed again!! Woo Hoo!! Keep them coming!!





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posted on 10-23-2003 at 01:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bye, bye jackass.


Guess you pulled that "editing your posts after the fact to change the meaning of the thread" trick once too often.





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posted on 10-23-2003 at 02:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Don't BAN him, he's like the lovable little retarded kid that moves in your neighborhood and your friends with him in the summer but then when school starts again you don't want to be seen with him with your "real" friends so you just keep ragging on him and making fun of him and his rusty wheelchair and his old clothes and his fathers beat up truck because you think your "real" friends will like you more but you still go home at night and cry yourself to sleep after a dinner of cold macaroni that your mom throws at you before she heads out on her 4th date of the week.

*sigh*

Goodbye you little fucker, your stupidity will be missed.





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posted on 10-23-2003 at 02:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
'bout time there moddy.

though i must say, while deep down we all know it's the right thing to do, there's always that entertainment factor people like this have that will be missed when they get banned.






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posted on 10-23-2003 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just means he'll spend more time at the site where I post most, thanks a lot.
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posted on 10-23-2003 at 04:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gone, but not forgotten, Elbato997 will always be in the hearts and the minds of all. Pioneering stupidity is tough work, here's looking at you Elbato. {raises glass}





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posted on 10-24-2003 at 01:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quick, someone encourage dynamicjcytyight to post more often.





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posted on 10-24-2003 at 05:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
two mongoloids were going to attempt to fornicate - FFC.

So elbato997 is the son of Jason Vorhees.

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