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Author: Subject: Drunken FFC at No Mercy. You call the match!
FusionFistCutter
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posted on 10-16-2003 at 07:51 PM Edit Post
Drunken FFC at No Mercy. You call the match!

You guys know the drill, I'm gonna watch the PPV, and I'm also going to cross that line into drunken stupor at some point. So you need to name the match where that will happen. Winner gets a prize to be named on Monday. Good Luck to all!
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posted on 10-16-2003 at 08:44 PM Edit Post
And.... during what match will I fall asleep?

Come on guys, it starts over here (in Blighty) at 1am. I'm just glad its not a Raw PPV... I really struggle with them - especially when there is little build up. And I love my sleep!


I think FFC will become too drunk during the Eddie and Big Show comedy match.





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posted on 10-16-2003 at 09:13 PM Edit Post
A-Train/Benoit!

Come on! Both guys are soooo boooooring...zzzzzzz....






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posted on 10-16-2003 at 11:19 PM Edit Post
I'll go with John Cena vs. Kurt Angle. No rhyme or reason for the pick, though.





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posted on 10-16-2003 at 11:31 PM Edit Post
Vince vs. Boobatron
Perfect time to head outta the bar for a lil RVD'esque fun.

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posted on 10-16-2003 at 11:58 PM Edit Post
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Vince vs. Boobatron


From here on, she will ALWAYS be referred to as "Boobatron". That's too fucking hilarious...





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posted on 10-17-2003 at 12:49 AM Edit Post
I second that motion. Boobatron is awesome.





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posted on 10-17-2003 at 01:38 AM Edit Post
what about 'Nipple H'?.

Can You try to get drunk during McMahon vs McMahon and the UT, A-Train & Big Show parts of their matches. HOLY SHIT, just realised if you take out those three loads you'd have a match of the year 3 way.





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posted on 10-17-2003 at 07:46 AM Edit Post
When you start to nod off during the Boobtron match think of Boobtron and you will laugh yourself awake.

Good stuff.





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posted on 10-17-2003 at 11:48 PM Edit Post
I'll be drunk right after the match if A-Train, Show or Taker win.

Man I've ruined the whole PPV for myself because I'll be thinking about how great that match would be.





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posted on 10-19-2003 at 05:05 AM Edit Post
Hopefully I'll be there too, I'm gonna guess Eddie Guerrero vs. Big Show, with a definate "smoke" break right around Steph vs. Vince. See ya 2morrow!!

[Edited on 10-19-2003 by MrJiNx420]

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posted on 10-19-2003 at 10:45 PM Edit Post
Everyone knock off the flag and pot smoking cracks. Talk about FFC getting drunk or something.

[Edited on 10-19-2003 by ModSquad]





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posted on 10-20-2003 at 09:10 PM Edit Post
Well, noone wins, since FFC didn't even WATCH the PPV this month. Had to watch Mini-Cutter while the mom-unit was driving home from Tennessee, which didn't occur until about 10:30 last night. So better luck next month, and whoever was the champ from Bad Blood retains their tiara for another 30 days!
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posted on 10-20-2003 at 10:07 PM Edit Post
Congrats to Noone! He wins everything!






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posted on 10-21-2003 at 09:04 PM Edit Post
Bah God. Damn noone straight to hell. Dammnit King. What a low-down son of a bitch. Of all the dirty rotten cheap shots.

- Phew. Ok I'm over it now... No. No, hang on a minute this simply isn't right....
Last month the tiara was held up because noone came up with the correct match. Indeed, we have to go back all the way to SummerSlam for a decisive winner, when ModSquad 002 won it (and I still think I was aced out by the double-dealing bookers).

It has got to be said that this thread has had more screw jobs than wcw ever did!





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posted on 10-21-2003 at 09:16 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
Had to watch Mini-Cutter while the mom-unit was driving home from Tennessee,


Huh huh, his mom has a unit. huh huh, huh huh


ahem, sorry... couldn't resist. carry on.





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posted on 10-22-2003 at 01:23 AM Edit Post
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Huh huh, his mom has a unit. huh huh, huh huh


Mini-Cutter will be instructed to drop a deuce in her Pull-Up tonight and direct the smell in your general direction.





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