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2HoT
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 03:47 AM Edit Post
Top five of anything

I am sure some of you will probably think this is stupid but I think it could be fun so I am going to do it anyway. I am putting it in the graveyard because thats where dumb stuff like this should be.


What I am asking for is for you to put down your top 5 of anything. It doesn't matter what. Could be your top 5 favourite world capitals or your top 5 favourite Candlestick Bowling Champions. It doesn't really matter. Creativity is a plus.

Also in the interest of clarity, make #1 your most favourite.

I'll start:

2HoT's Top 5 Favorite Starbucks (tm) Beverages

5. Tazoberry Creme Blended Tea Frappachino (I just get a kick out of making them say it.)
4. Rasberry Mocha Cappuchino
3. Ethiopian Sidaimo (sp?) (Dark Roast regular coffee)
2. Caramel Machiato
1. Tazo Chai (the bigger the better. Far and away the best drink they make imo.)

There. That wasn't so hard. Come on guys and gals, lets see what you've got.





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salmonjunkie
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 05:58 AM Edit Post
Ok... These are my top 5 favorite comic strips of all time:

1. Calvin and Hobbes
2. Bloom County / Outland
3. The Boondocks
4. Doonesbury
5. Life in Hell

and these are my top 5 CRAPPIEST comic strips of all time (not counting the soaps)

1. Family Circus
2. Marmaduke
3. Bizarro
4. Heathcliff
5. Sally Forth






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2HoT
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 07:27 AM Edit Post
lets try another shall we?


2HoT's Top 5 "for a limited time" MacDonalds (tm) food promotions.

5. McD'LT (hot side hot, cool side cool. Gimicky but otherwise decent)
4. Shamrock Shakes. (they make me feel funny. Not haha funny, wierd funny.)
3. The Mc Chicken Club (sound concept, tasty burger)
2. The new Mc Griddles (they are a heck of a lot tastier than they sound even when you get them without meat).
1. Bacon double cheeseburgers. (damn, these are one of the things I miss the most about no longer being a carnivore. they were so friggin good!)





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benoitbrokemyneck
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 08:34 AM Edit Post
Top 5 Moves

1) Double Powerbomb into a DVD (its on Kazaa!)
2) Simply Amazing
3) Burning Hammer!!!!!!!
4) Spike taking a bump
5) Benoit doing a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge for the pin.





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posted on 9-11-2003 at 01:03 PM Edit Post
Top 5 Old-School Sega Master System Games

5. Zillion
4. Wonderboy in Monster land
3. Golvellius
2. Wonderboy 3: The Dragon's Trap
1. Phantasy Star

Ah... I miss the simpler days of obscure 8-Bit gaming.






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Slade
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 02:04 PM Edit Post
The Top 5 French Comics of All-Time

5. Gaston
4. Les Stroumpfs
3. Astérix
2. Spirou
1. Tintin

The only English comic I could throw in there to complicate the order for my all-time favourites is Archie.





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MrJustinB
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 02:16 PM Edit Post
Whoa, Slade! Way to take me back to my French Immersion roots. I had forgotten about those comics, for the most part.





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whyme
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 03:37 PM Edit Post
Top 5 Ninja Turtles

1) Leonardo
2) Raphael
3) Michaelangelo
4) Donatello
5) Splinter

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posted on 9-11-2003 at 04:44 PM Edit Post
Top 5 Stooges

5) Shemp
4) Moe
3) Larry
2) Curly
1) Pat Patterson






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posted on 9-11-2003 at 04:51 PM Edit Post
Top 5 posters here:

1-ModSquad
2-004
3-002
4-The Rick
5-003

Well, not necessarily in that order...





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Blown Spot
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 04:59 PM Edit Post
Blown Spot's Top 5 remarks posted in wrestling forums that get on his nerves (unless posted in jest)

5.) Any remarks accusing one of being a "smark" in defense of their weak argument. (Well duh, I am a smark. If you're here, then you're a smark too. Get over it.)

4.)"Meh" - What the hell does "meh" mean anyway? I've found myself using the term and it gets on my nerves. As far as I can tell, this word was created on the internet, specifically on messageboards. More specifically, wrestling messageboards.

3.) References to wishing bodily harm on any wrestler. I don't care how maligned HHH or any other internet whipping boy may be. To wish them injury, in the ring or otherwise, is low-class, heartless and just plain dumb.

2.) Any references to one's sexual orientation. Usually displayed in statements such as "you're gay" or for more emphasis "Dude, you're so gay". Those statements only bother me when used, again, to defend one's lame-ass argument. The statement is usually out of context with what is being discussed and is so naive and stupid as to be, unworthy of a response. If you feel inclined to call someone gay as a parting shot try substituting it with something really offensive like...oh..."Your momma!" Insulting my mom is guaranteed to raise my ire faster than any accusation that I am gay. (As I am a known momma's boy in my small circle of friends)

1.) "You take this wrestling stuff too seriously" or any statement like it.

Oh, for the love of...! You damn skippy...hippy, I take this seriously. If you are posting on these boards, then I argue, that belies a modicrum of seriousness, you take, in this activity. And, yes, I know it's fake. So what? The argument that I'm taking this too seriously IMO does not belong in a wrestling forum.

When I'm reading a book with a fictional plot and I complain about the way a character is mishandled. Is that taking the book too seriously? What if I'm watching "Buffy" and Michelle Trachtenberg says lines that grate on my nerves? Am I taking that TV show, too seriously? How about when I'm playing Madden 2004 and my secondary constantly gets burned by the AI offense, subsequently causing me to swear and throw my controller against the wall, am I taking the game too seriously? Because, you know, it's just a videogame. Your reward is completely subjective.

I KNOW! Shut up already.

I would mention posts about one's spelling and grammar but, I enjoy reading Jeb's posts on the matter. Even when, on the rare occasion, I'm his target. Those posts are typically very funny.


[Edited on 9-11-2003 by Blown Spot]





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"John Cena is poopy." - CM Punk to 6 year old kid on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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benoitbrokemyneck
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 05:29 PM Edit Post
Top 5 posters that I would like to thank:

5)El Batto96547 (or whatever that number is) - for having a negative post count.
4)Jeb - for remaining cool with me after I made a thread called JEB IS AN ASS.
3)FFC - for being a sociopath in chat and in real life.
2)OO Kyle - for calling me a fuckwit and remaining civil with me a week later.
1)ArmyofOne - for the enlightening conversations about politics. At least we both like pro-wrestling.





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2HoT
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 05:38 PM Edit Post
meh...








...it seems to me, is an expression of dismissal or utter appathy. Either way its kind of a slap in the face because either you think my opinion is worthless or you just dont give enough of a shit to craft a worthwhile response.

And now for my new list.

2HoT's Top 5 Favorite Shows that were canned too soon. (by this I mean, pulled from tv due to extenuating circumstances or just because network execs are a bunch of pipe chuggers.)

5. Undeclared
4. That 80's show (was never even given a chance!)
3. My So-Called Life (mmmm... Claire Danes...)
2. Duckman (This piece of utter genuis only got 3 damn seasons!!)
1. Newsradio (RIP Phil Hartman. You are sorely missed)

Honourable mention goes out to "Beat the Geeks" Comedy Central: Bring this show back!!! And call me if you need a Wrestling geek, an SNL geek, or a Simpsons geek. I am your man!

A world without geeks is not a world I want to live in.





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posted on 9-11-2003 at 05:44 PM Edit Post
these are my top 5 parts of the body that I need to scratch an itch at this very moment.

1. My left elbow
2. My right ear
3. My right foot
4. My nuts (of course)
5. My back





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posted on 9-11-2003 at 05:54 PM Edit Post
Top 5 OO Screen Names Related to Poop

Sorry 004...

5) Superman of Doo
4) Loud Gassy Fart
3) Green Liquid Poop
2) Chuck-O
1) Turdzilla






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OOMatt
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posted on 9-11-2003 at 08:12 PM Edit Post
Top five things I should throw away but are still on my desk!

5. An empty bottle of Orange Mountain Dew, which I bought because I thought they were supposed to have gotten rid of it.
4. Two empty candy wrappers. Well...really only the Hershey w/ Almonds wrapper is for candy. The Peanut Butter Chocolate Chunk was a granola bar. Healthy, healthy me.
3. A reciept for when I bought Soul Calibur 2 and pre-ordered Smackdown 5. Actually, that might end up as a book mark.
2. A napkin that once held Chex Mix because I couldn't find a bowl and I didn't want to just hold a handful of Chex mix. This napkin stands as a stunning testiment to my quick thinking skills.

And the Number one thing on my desk that I should throw out:

My piece of crap monitor. I hate this big stupid heavy piece of crap. I'll get you some day monitor. Oh, yes I will.

Oh, and now that I've finished this can of Coke, I could add it to the list. But I'm done, so...there you go.






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posted on 9-11-2003 at 08:42 PM Edit Post
Top 5 reasons I'm bored at work. (Right Now)

5.) We are a think tank with no thoughts in our tank.

4.) I work by the U.S. Capitol building and we frequently interact with members of congress. But they are too busy to deal with us right now, ergo, nada to do.

3.)There are no women here in the workplace other than my boss, who as far as I can discern, has all the mannerisms and physical qualities of Linda McMahon.

2.)I have no windows by my desk. At least if I could look out the window at the Capitol building and all the peeps going to and fro, I'd have something to look at. Alas, my monitor is my only window and the view sucks most of the time.

1.)We are not allowed to play music. It is deathly quiet around here all the time. Small office of 5 staffers, one being female(the Boss), no pretty interns, no activity, and no music? I'm dying here.





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"What I said was deliberately untrue. However, that does not make it a lie. It's what we call in sophisticated debate terms a "implyo-obliqué-prevariclative," which is a statement that deliberately runs counter to the truth and is not factually supported — which is totally different from a lie..."

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posted on 9-11-2003 at 08:59 PM Edit Post
Top 5 sexual activities:

1. Doggystyle
2. Reverse cowgirl
3. Girl passed out, me on top
4. Girl DEAD, me on top
5. Spooning





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posted on 9-11-2003 at 10:34 PM Edit Post
Top 5 things I like to do with my banning stick:

1. Wave it like a maestro's baton
2. Do heavy metal drummer tricks (like spinning between fingers, and hitting the table, letting it go to flip it, and catching it again)
3. Poke 002 with it when he's napping
4. Ban poopers
5. Stick marshmallows at the end to roast with.





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posted on 9-12-2003 at 12:00 AM Edit Post
Top 5 Types of Yogurt

5. Cherry
4. Blueberry
3. Raspberry
2. Mixed berries
1. Strawberry

I like yogurt.






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posted on 9-12-2003 at 12:04 AM Edit Post
Top 5 Niles Anderson Insults

5. Loser
4. Captain Dorkenstein
3. Nancy-Boy
2. Niles Bitcherson
1. King Of The Wiener!





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posted on 9-12-2003 at 12:22 AM Edit Post
You shouldn't have forgotten about those comics, Justin. They are the best comics ever made. I never could understand, nor could I get into, English comics what with their tendency to make every character in the comic have super powers. What the hell is that all about? Why do comic book characters have to have super powers? Super powers are stupid. Adventures in comic books are so much better when neither the heros nor villains have super powers. I'd rather have Tintin and Le Capitaine Haddock solve my crimes than Batman or Superman. Those guys are real and they didn't need super powers to catch thier bad guys (like Rastapopoulos). Although, I suppose Dupont et Dupond had super powers after they drank that potion that Le Professeur Tournesol concocted, because their beards kept growing super fast and always changed colour. That and they couldn't stop blowing bubbles out of their mouthes. Although, I don't know what good those super powers would have done them. At any rate, Tintin is the best comic of all-time and je le dirais même plus.

[Edited on 9-12-2003 by Slade]





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posted on 9-12-2003 at 01:52 AM Edit Post
Top 5 Parts of Speech:

1. Verb
2. Noun
3. Conjunction
4. Adjective
5. Preposition

[Edited on 9-12-2003 by borntorun]





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posted on 9-12-2003 at 01:54 AM Edit Post
Top 5 Reasons Why Slade is Stupid

5. Superpowers are cool
4. Ultimate Frisby isn't as good as jogging
3. The only one of those insults that was actually used on me was King of the Wiener, and that's just people were jealous of my awesome av
2. He probably doesn't like Orange Juice
1. Batman doesn't have superpowers dumbass






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posted on 9-12-2003 at 02:19 AM Edit Post
Man, preposition is way cooler than the rest of parts of speech. It gets its own phrase, damnit!





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