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Author: Subject: The WWE's best build up in years...
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posted on 7-15-2003 at 04:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The WWE's best build up in years...

You know it's coming....

It's been hinted at for weeks now...

Sooner or later, somebody is going to destroy the Jeritron 5000 in a fit of rage.

Each and every week we are reminded about how good it is....how very expensive the Jeritron 5000is...how obscenely expensive the Jeritron 5000 is...the thing is so damn good it's went from the Jeritron 2000 to 5000 in mere weeks!!!

Seriously, not since Brock as The Next Big Thing has the WWe guilt up to something so well as the eventual breaking of the Jeritron 5000.






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posted on 7-15-2003 at 05:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The problem BFG is who is going to break it? I'm sure whomever breaks it will have the IWC up in arms saying, "This just buries Jericho now" or "It's just too much too fast" Just waiting for that thread....





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posted on 7-15-2003 at 06:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If anyone breaks it, I'd have to guess Austin. Or Rocky, perhaps, in a cameo appearance?

The first time I heard him say "the very expensive Jeritron 5000," I knew it would eventually be broken. And I can't wait to see it happen, because Jericho's outrage at the Jeritron's destruction will be absolutely hilarious.





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posted on 7-15-2003 at 10:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd be fine with anyone breaking it as long as it returened as the Very Expensive Jeritron 5004 : )

(and I didn't even WATCH wcw)






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posted on 7-15-2003 at 05:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
think they can put the belt on the jeritron 5000?






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posted on 7-15-2003 at 05:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
no way they can put the belt on the Jeritron 5000, it's being held down by the Titantron. Even though the Jeritron is a better worker.
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posted on 7-15-2003 at 05:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It doesn't matter. The Jeritron is over with the fans. The Titantron may have been around longer but the fans know where the real talent lies. Eventually the Jeritron will overshadow the accomplishments of Titantron and the Fed will have no choice but to give Jeritron the props it deserves.

Besides, belts are just props... right?






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posted on 7-15-2003 at 09:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As one of the six existing people that understood Jeb's joke, I salute you sir!
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posted on 7-15-2003 at 09:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here, here... even if I felt stupid for taking 3 armbars before I got it...
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posted on 7-15-2003 at 10:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Guys, you might want to cool it with trying to get the obscenely expensive Jeritron 5000 over. I mean. I find it funny and all (genius, Jeb!) but if Triple H hears about this, it'll be one quick pedigree and the Jeritron joins Booker T, RVD, Kane and the rest of the Raw roster on the burial pile.
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posted on 7-15-2003 at 10:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Jeriton 5000 has been burying the Spanish Announce table for far too long. It's getting pushed too far, too fast.

This will come to a head when the Jeritron gets smashed on the Spanish Announce Table and the table refuses to job.

WM20, it's going to happen.






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posted on 7-16-2003 at 02:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just want to chime in that that was beautiful, Jeb. As soon as I saw 5004, I had to laugh.

ARM-bar...





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 02:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Titantron vs Jeritron, in a no DQ belt vs mask match. If the Jeritron loses it unmasks, to reveal that it has a bald head and no scars from that fire, oh wait.....





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Jeritron 5000 is being shoved down our throats. Dammit Vince, no one cares!
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posted on 7-16-2003 at 05:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The problem I have is that all I hear is the Jeritron is using it's backstage clout to get far more mentions then the Titantron does nowadays....I mean the Jeritron gets at least one mention by Jericho a week, and does anyone even call the Titantron by name anymore? No, they just call it a screen. This is just another example of a worker who's used his political posistion to keep itself on top...





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 01:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Talk about your Titantrons our your Spanish Announce Tables all you want. At least they get some air time. When was the last time Clangy Poles got a rub from anyone? Clangy Poles used to get involved in nearly every backstage brawl there was, now you hardly ever see them. Another Jeritron conspiracy victim if you ask me.






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posted on 7-16-2003 at 03:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah and "Bags of Popcorn" is getting held down too. "Bags of Popcorn" is the ultimate hardcore weapon.





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 03:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Clangy Polls couldn't carry Fake Fire Extinguisher's JOCK.
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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You all know to bow before the power that is stacked empty cardboard boxes!





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
how can the jeritron be more over then THE TABLES!!

come on, the one thing jeritron can not hold down is the tables. they are chanted at every event!!

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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When was the last time Table was involved in a match? Tablemania is dead, get over it.






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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I also really mark out for Potted Plant and Pool Cue. Although those guys really only did one time cameo appearances and were brought in to get a cheap pop out of the crowd. They didn't do anything to increase the ratings. But man, Potted Plant can work his ass off.





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Tables are good for in ring work but they are stuck in the tag team division, just look backstage, nothing beats the table loaded with coffee cups.





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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, I for one am glad that Stop Sign hasn't been resigned. That guy was irresponsible and careless. Sure he was good for a few highstops here and there, but being a stop-machine doesn't make you a good worker. He completely no-sold all of his moves. If you think about it, the stuff he would do should be hurting him as much as, if not more than, his opponents. Cookie Sheet really knows how to sell offense correctly. He's banged up by the end of a match and makes it totally believable. He never needed to rely on stop-fests like Sign did. Good riddance to Stop Sign. Hope you saved your money.






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posted on 7-16-2003 at 04:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We are forgetting one thing, who got screwed by Raven's release? The shopping cart.





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