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Author: Subject: Screw yall (411 rules)
salmonjunkie
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 01:43 AM Edit Post
You said "yar". It sounds like something The Mighty Thor would say when he went into battle...


"Yar! Thou hast disturbethed my mighty hammer, Mjilnor! Thou shalt feel the wrath of divine justice! YAR!"

On second thought, it sounds kind of pirate-like. "Ahoy, matey! Make that land-lubber walk the plank! And keep your hooks of me booty! Yar!"






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posted on 6-17-2003 at 01:51 AM Edit Post
Jeb, that was the funniest thing I have seen in a while.





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posted on 6-17-2003 at 03:24 AM Edit Post
You referenced Mjilnor... That's gotta be unique...

But seriouslly... its "rhyme", man. If you're going to "rhyme" you need to learn how to say "rhyme." Please. Go back to school, man. Get the diploma. Its just makes life easier.





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salmonjunkie
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 04:54 AM Edit Post
Maybe he was talking about the singer, LeAnn Rimes?






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rasslinjunkie
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:28 AM Edit Post
YAR!

Jed is a riming fool!

Beautiful work, oh wrathful one.





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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:59 AM Edit Post
This just shows that you guys are all idiots that now are kissing the ass Of Jeb cause hes a member of this site and you guys "like him"..but I'll put it the way Chris Hyatte told me..he said

"Dude... Jeb Lund is a fucking speck in my universe... the only time anyone talks about his column is when he plugs it on the wienerville message board... and then most people ignore it anyway.

Open your window and yell something.... you just reached m
ore people than that clown"

thats a quote right from Chris and I'll let you guys in on something, I can spell a lot better than I have on here cause I was just showing how easy it is to play you guys in the palm of my hand, I could make you hate me or love me...wounderful thing huh?....Oh and Rick I'll soon be doing stuff for a site and when I do I'll make sure to get you the link so you can see what a waste of webspace Lund really is.






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LuckyLopez
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 08:17 AM Edit Post
Chuck... I have to ask. What is the method in misspelling words CONSISTENTLY to incite emotion in people? Please. If you are so smart and simply playing our emotions I would be rather curious to know what the reasons for it were. Why does one constantly chose to make the same spelling errors, suggesting that its a clear problem that he has and then claiming its a ploy in a single post that he clearly could have spellchecked?

And dude... I know you write fake wrestling events with people you know who are scared of you... but are you THAT bored that you are enacting calculated revenge plots on people whom have rejected your forms of entertainment?

Sociological questions.





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rasslinjunkie
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 10:53 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by 411chuck
and I'll let you guys in on something, I can spell a lot better than I have on here cause I was just showing how easy it is to play you guys in the palm of my hand, I could make you hate me or love me...wounderful thing huh?....


Wait, am I to take this to mean he is bragging about playing the part of a retard convincingly? Well then, let me say you're doing one hell of a job; you're still convincing me. Although I am not feelng that love thing, yet.

But hate is a "wounderful" thing, is it not?





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salmonjunkie
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 04:13 PM Edit Post
Wow, you can spell better then before, congratulations. Your grammar still sucks ass, you illiterate turd.

Oh, we've never loved you, moron.

[Edited on 6-17-2003 by salmonjunkie]






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posted on 6-17-2003 at 04:56 PM Edit Post
I know I already picked on this one, but...

Its weird. Its entirely narcisistic, creating a world based on all of his friends, enemies and essentially anyone who comes in contact with him and centered around his fictional abilities and popularity. He comes in here and proudly yells "I have arrived" expected cheers and a parade. He churns out his works of fiction in droves upon us, expecting them to be greeted with great reviews.

Yet he bases his opinion purely upon an internet wrestling writer he has never met. We only "like Jeb" because we don't know any better. If Lord Hyatte had taken the time to preach the word to us, we too would see the light and denounce Jeb for the pretender he is. We are unable to evaluate "good" writing and yet he needs someone else to tell him OO is "insignificant." I mean, no "I think Jeb's writing is poor" or "prentitious" or "lacking humor"... just "Hyatte doesn't like him."

Human complexes spark a morbid curiosity in me, I'm afraid.





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MrJustinB
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 05:25 PM Edit Post
I have to say that I find it absolutely hilarious that Chucko has such a fragile ego, that he needs to post like a moron to attract attention.

That is what he's saying right? He told us straight out that he writes like a moron because it gets our attention.

How sad must your life be that you spend all this time trying to get the attention of people who obviously don't like you? What? Did mommy not shed enough love on you?





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LuckyLopez
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 06:47 PM Edit Post
Well he also feels the need to post raps about his sexual and social failings to the people who dislike him. Oh yeah, and they're written in the same "stupid" style that he claims is all put on in an effort to incite emotion.

So we are to presume that all of the GCW, stupid rap parodies, whining about girls and innane "T(thumbspoint)A(thumbspoint)C(thumbspoint)" stuff are all the elaborate efforts of a well educated writer with a real handle on people to simply make us dislike him.

Plus... does anyone really hate him? I mean he's so proud that he was able to write poorly to whip us into a hate filled frenzy... but noone seems to hate him.





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rasslinjunkie
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 06:53 PM Edit Post
I don't hate him. I just feel the deep urge to douse him in gasoline and set him on fire. But jeez, hate is such a strong word.





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MrJustinB
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:32 PM Edit Post
I went through some of Chuck's posts on 411. Unless he types like a moron on purpose over there as well, then his claim holds no water.

But hey..if you want a laugh, go check it out.





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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:34 PM Edit Post
Justin did some recon...can you here the mission impossible music in your head too?
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MrJustinB
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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:36 PM Edit Post
Eh..

I can't tell if that's a burn or not..





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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:38 PM Edit Post
no it isn't a burn.

just commenting on how you went and checked out the other board, going into enemy territory so to speak, so you were doing reconnisance. Thats where the Mission Impossible music comes in.

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posted on 6-17-2003 at 07:40 PM Edit Post
Ah..it's quite fun.

He goes by the name The Amazing Chucko, of course.

Apparently they were running an imaginary wedding, of some sort. Really...interesting.

BTW, the spelling and grammar on his website is absolutely horrible.





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posted on 6-17-2003 at 08:14 PM Edit Post
Come on Justin I put the word out on you over there, now have the balls to show yourself.






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posted on 6-17-2003 at 08:20 PM Edit Post
Someone remind me again about what amount of "balls" it takes to anonymously post on a message board... I forget.






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posted on 6-17-2003 at 09:22 PM Edit Post
1. No one go over and start some inter-board war. Those are stupid, and I don't want to spend time banning 411 footsoldiers or ninjas or whatever they are.

2. This isn't a board war. This is Fuck-O being an ass. Just because he does it on two boards doesn't mean the two boards have any mutual problems other than HIM.

3. Fuck-O, I noticed you bashed OO over there, but then never pasted some of the things you posted here. You just played the victim to try to get sympathy. If you'd shown the responses we made to you, I have a funny feeling the joke would be on you.

For reference.

Did you hide the truth because the fact is that everyone over there thinks you're a retard, too?

Like in this case?

Or this maybe this one?

Or this?

How about this, bitch-boy?

...Or this....

Or this!?

Damn. How many different places and how often have you been an idiot? The last one is my favorite. I'm sure Scott Keith is just pluggin' away at GCW.

Say hello to your friends at 411. But, since they seem to treat you pretty much the same as we do here, I guess you have twice the number of friends that you once thought! Or half. Depends on what end of the GCW glass you're staring down.





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posted on 6-17-2003 at 09:38 PM Edit Post
OMFG MODSQUAD!

*bowing*

Am in awe of your wrath. Many songs will be sung of your gloriously wicked burn.


Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we don't have to waste our time going to 411 to laugh at this jackass.






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posted on 6-17-2003 at 10:00 PM Edit Post
BWAHAHA...

I like how he assumes that I created an account on that site. That's beautiful. Why would I want to talk to those people? I hope they ban everyone from the last couple days, thinking they're going to ban me.

Idiot, absolute idiot.





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posted on 6-18-2003 at 01:46 AM Edit Post
I think all thats left to be said is:

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posted on 6-19-2003 at 02:23 PM Edit Post
So, all Chuck cares about is getting people to respond to his posts? It's obvious that the poor kid has self-confidence issues. I'm sure he THINKS he has confidence in his worth as a human being, but it's easy to act that way when there are no "real world" consequences to your actions. He can post all he wants and gets to FEEL like a big, tough, confident man on the internet without actually having to be one in his every day life. He sees our attention to his exploits as acceptance of him. He's not a stupid kid. He knows how to write and spell at a resonable level, but he doesn't because he craves attention from the only place where he can be accepted as a moronic prick. I think he's trying to build up some kind of an internet legend around himself. Unfortunately, I think the majority of us only see Chucko as a mild irritant and sometimes a fun diversion.

Believe us Chuck, you aren't pulling one over on us. If we reply to your posts it's because we enjoy posting on this board. It has nothing to do with YOU, or your perception of yourself as an internet "personality." You aren't winning whatever game you are playing, because we aren't gonna play the game with you. You don't matter to us. You don't get banned because we hate you, you get banned because you don't follow the rules. There are plenty of morons all over the internet that many of us deal with all the time. We mange to coexist with them just fine because when it comes down to it, at the end of the day, when the computer is off, we don't give them a second thought.

That's what we think of you Chuck.






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