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Slade
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posted on 6-10-2003 at 04:56 PM Edit Post
Metal Is Still Alive

No thanks to Metallica. Anthrax is back with a new record called "We've Come For You All". It debuted at #122 with a bullet! I haven't heard it yet, but I'm willing to bet it's a million times better than Metallica's latest effort, and will only serve to prove to the world why Anthrax is and always will be one of the best things that ever happened to heavy metal.





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posted on 6-10-2003 at 05:51 PM Edit Post
why does slade hate metallica?

seriously, what is it with your total hatred of metallica? Did Lars slap you when you were young or something? I mean you could argue the merits of their music (I have personally not been too interested in them since the Black album), but that would be a never ending debate.

oh and my two cents, Anthrax has been boring since Belladonna left/was fired whatever happened. To me they sound like any number of metal bands now





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posted on 6-10-2003 at 09:07 PM Edit Post
No, he hates Radiohead. Doesn't anyone pay attention around here?






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posted on 6-10-2003 at 11:47 PM Edit Post
I don't get how Slade can judge Metallica's new music if he already hates them. Did you like any of their stuff? Did you like the old stuff or are you just saying they suck because you've always thought they sucked. Anyway Metallica fans are happy with the album and that is what matters. The album is great to me and it is in my car CD player and probably won't be leaving it anytime soon. Seriously if you hate Metallica you can most likely get people to stop writing about Metallica so much if you just stop bitching. If their aren't any anti-Metallica threads then all the pro-Metallica threads will eventually water out in a month. You just prolong the topic with threads like these.





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 12:20 AM Edit Post
You know what I hate? Hearing about fucking Metallica. So their new album is good. Thats great. I don't need to hear about them ad nauseum. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ANYMORE! Put your headphones on and shut the fuck up!!!





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 12:56 AM Edit Post
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 01:16 AM Edit Post
He's madly in anger with them.





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 01:20 AM Edit Post
Hey, Metallikid, how can you can judge Metallica's new music if you already like them?

Hey, doesn't that question sound stupid?

You bet it does. It kind of reminds me of the stupid question you asked me.





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 01:30 AM Edit Post
Threads about Metallica are dumb wankers.





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 01:34 AM Edit Post
I am in agreement with you.





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 06:37 AM Edit Post
If you're sick of reading about Metallica, don't open any threads with the word Metal in the title, cos you know what it's gonna end up turning in to. Hell, it's what I do. Never ever posted in that stupid BIY section, and as for Current Events.... shit, did that category ever go downhill quick!





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 09:41 PM Edit Post
If you want to stop hearing about Metallica stop posting threads about them. And yes I can judge the new album as a fan. They make the music for ME THE FAN, not for the people who hate it. They make the album for me and people like me around the world. If you don't want to hear it don't start or reply or read threads about it. Damn, that is too simple!!!





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posted on 6-11-2003 at 09:47 PM Edit Post
You're old enough to drive a car, metallikid?

Hey, I thought this thread was about the new Anthrax album. I want to hear it. It's been a while since I've listened to Anthrax. Front 242 is the last album I heard from them. It was cool. I like their new pentagram logo, tho.

I actually prefer John Bush's vocals over Joey Belladonna's.

Anthrax. We're talking about Anthrax in this thread, not the other metal band.

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posted on 6-12-2003 at 10:36 PM Edit Post
It may start out as a thread on Anthrax but bu writing in "unlike Metallica"...blah blah...Metallica bash...blah blah it opens the door for me to mention them. Just write Anthrax album coming soon. Damn, seems so simple.





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posted on 6-12-2003 at 11:17 PM Edit Post
You win my vote for worst OO poster. Congrats, slapnuts.

BTW, St. Anger suck-diddly-ucks.





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posted on 6-13-2003 at 11:55 PM Edit Post
And your vote means soooo much to me, ass clown.





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posted on 6-14-2003 at 12:32 AM Edit Post
Are you really going to call me out? You've been here for awhile... don't ruin it now by starting up with me, just because I don't like the most overrated band in the world, and you worship them. Go have your nap, and then come back and apologize, you little bitch.





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posted on 6-14-2003 at 12:50 AM Edit Post
*tugs on Bones' cape*

Buhh... but he said "ass clown."





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posted on 6-14-2003 at 05:35 AM Edit Post
I actually always presumed it was a mildly creative play on a band of the sub genre...

Metalli-Kid.

The 20th time I saw him talk about how much Metallica speaks to him I started to wonder about that one...





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posted on 6-14-2003 at 05:43 AM Edit Post
Metallikid: for the love of god, shut up.





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posted on 6-14-2003 at 05:45 PM Edit Post
Does it speak to him in the same way Ozzy and Judas Priest told people to kill folks and commit suicide?

No?

Damn.





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posted on 6-14-2003 at 07:46 PM Edit Post
maybe I should change my name to coldplaykid or u2kid. Or maybe bjorkkid? (rhymes with "orchid" ) how about nataliemerchantkid? No, I don't like Natalie Merchant, actually.

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posted on 6-14-2003 at 10:54 PM Edit Post
Or what about Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!





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posted on 6-15-2003 at 01:58 PM Edit Post
Just so you guys know, I'm not pissed off that you are bashing Metallica. I get mad because everytime I try to defend thm or say my opinion you go after ME. Come on now Bonestein. I can't call you ass clown in jest while I get called slapnuts. I'm thinking if it doesn't bother me to be called slapnuts it shouldn't really bother you to be an assclown. I figured on a wrestling board my play on the joke would be cheered but it seems that isn't so.

Seriously I want to ask this. I'm being dead serious now. Why do you guys hate me so much? I've been here since December and this is the first time everybody is jumping on my back and I really don't see why. Yea, I'm a Metallica fan and yea I think they are the best band but that is just MY OPINION. You can have whatever opinion you want. I don't call any of you the worst posters ever or assholes when you talk about things I don't like. You guys on this board are so negative. Most of what I say is postive to Metallica and not negative to other bands. Maybe the positivity is getting me more in trouble. Anyway, I'm being serious, I want to know what I do to make you so mad and try to say what I do and not that "I love a corporate band" or any of that because that is why you don't like Metallica not why you don't like me. Anyway, I'm actually asking for this but try to be at least a little bit cordial with your answers. I'm not trying to be an asshole here.

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posted on 6-15-2003 at 02:57 PM Edit Post
You know what? You are absolutely right... you can't call me an ass clown, and I can call you slapnuts. I'm a little too hungover to deconstruct the hierarchy right now, but here's the way I can explain it best...

I'm on top, you're not. It has nothing to do with liking Metallica, or liking Milli Vinilli, or loving the sweet stylings of Roxette. It's all about the rockitude of the reservation, and understanding how much your particular reservation is rocked. Myself, I rock all 6 nations.

Now excuse me, I have to get this dog's ass out of my head.





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