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Author: Subject: Ramblings From a Madman
Norm
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posted on 6-5-2003 at 07:57 AM Edit Post
Ramblings From a Madman

Verse 1

When I shut my eyes I hear a voice go off inside my head.
That voice shouts out to me, "time to make some bread"
I shout back that it is night, and I begin to dread.
The next time I awake, I am sleeping with a parakeet named Fred.





As a child, I was raped by a koala. Twice. Once on Earth Day and once on Christmas. But I got my Christmas wish.

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2HoT
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posted on 6-5-2003 at 08:03 AM Edit Post
Verse 1?!?

You mean theres more?

God help us.

On second thought, I could use a good nap.

ps: you sure it wasnt a goose named Fred?





Who wants soup?

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Norm
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posted on 6-5-2003 at 08:05 AM Edit Post
Verse 2

As I saw the lion
I heard him roar
From far away the old man snored
The pirate went "ARR" as he struck gold
Away the lion went, panting ever so bold
As I hear the mighty boar
I walk down the steps to see my dead dog spot lyin'
. . . On ze floor





As a child, I was raped by a koala. Twice. Once on Earth Day and once on Christmas. But I got my Christmas wish.

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Ando
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posted on 6-5-2003 at 09:32 AM Edit Post
I know I've said this before, but say it like Shatner, it's so much funnier that way!

"ARR"





What the f##k is a hashtag?

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