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Author: Subject: Let's finish Jeb's story.

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:24 AM Edit Post
Let's finish Jeb's story.

Jeb started at great story, at my expense, on the TV board, and I thought the story was so cool, that I decided to post it here and see if we could continue it.

Fat Redneck Idiot: The bar door is locked! I can't get in!
Bartender(portrayed by Arnold Swartzenegger): You have lost... ACCESS.
Fat Redneck Idiot: Noooooooooo!
1,000 French Locksmiths: Quoi?

Fat Redneck Idiot: Le barman a dit que j'avais perdu l'accès.
1,000 French Locksmiths: L'idiot le pense peut parler français.

As a child, I was raped by a koala. Twice. Once on Earth Day and once on Christmas. But I got my Christmas wish.

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:40 AM Edit Post
Let's not.

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:51 AM Edit Post
and say we did.

and then edit it to not say we did.

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