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posted on 6-3-2003 at 12:18 AM Edit Post
The thing I always found odd about the Stacker 2 commercials is they seem to find guys who are the most unlikely of sorts to use Stacker 2. I mean seriously does anyone else think Nascar drivers are taking supplements to bulk up and get in shape. Big Show obviously does not look like he takes the stuff, and Bubba does not exactly look like an Adonis. I mean if these guys are actually using the product and this is what they look like would you use it?





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posted on 6-3-2003 at 10:54 AM Edit Post
I think Stacker-2 thinks that only Nascar and Wrestling Fans are fat redneck idiots that need to lose some access.





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posted on 6-3-2003 at 11:50 PM Edit Post
Was your CAPS LOCK button stuck there? I thought Star Trek fans were supposed to be smart. Why are you still here? Get back in the closet.





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posted on 6-3-2003 at 11:52 PM Edit Post
access? don't you mean, excess?

I love how your condesending nature is completely diluted by your poor grasp of the English language.






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posted on 6-4-2003 at 12:37 AM Edit Post
What exactly is a fat neckneck anyway?





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 02:15 AM Edit Post
The sad thing is that he edited that post and still didn't catch "NECKNECK". How do you even type "NECKNECK" and not notice it?





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posted on 6-5-2003 at 02:55 AM Edit Post
Saw an angry gumball commercial today. Didn't find it creepy. Didn't find it funny. Kinda just found it annoying.

Extra sucks anyway

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posted on 6-5-2003 at 03:52 AM Edit Post
Do the nWo T-Shirt comericals count?

BYE THE SHIRT!

All proceeds go to the Ric Flair retirement fund.

Six years later, Kevin Nash falls asleep during his promos -- sad.





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posted on 6-5-2003 at 04:37 AM Edit Post
Meanwhile, I fall asleep reading your inane fucking posts. Why are you still alive? Seriously, go try cleaning your dad's gun or something.





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posted on 6-5-2003 at 08:59 AM Edit Post
TO ARMS! TO ARMS! STORM THE CASTLE!





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posted on 6-5-2003 at 09:31 AM Edit Post
I think Norm missed the reference.
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posted on 6-5-2003 at 09:49 AM Edit Post
I think Norm missed high school.






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posted on 6-5-2003 at 09:58 AM Edit Post
"BYE THE SHIRT!"

sounds like a friend of The Cheat or something.






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posted on 6-5-2003 at 11:34 AM Edit Post
Jesus! Norm is still on here? You'd think after all those posts, one would have been funny. Or at least made sense.

Got to give the retard credit for persistence. Wait, no I don't.

Fuck off.





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posted on 6-8-2003 at 10:10 AM Edit Post
I just remembered a commercial that is one of if not my favorite commercials right now.

The commercial for the Mini, with a guy and a chick getting up from a make-out session in the car, getting their clothes back on, girl says "There really is alot of room in here", second girl gets up from the back seat, "yeah". Everytime I see it, it's like YOU DA MAN!!!

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posted on 6-26-2003 at 11:09 PM Edit Post
Can radio comericals count. the Bud Light Real men of Genius" ad are my all time favorite. The singling is the best part. Especialy the dude that sings like some part of his body is being twisted into oblivion. "OWWWWWWWWWW lookn' good"





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posted on 6-27-2003 at 11:08 AM Edit Post
Hell yeah! Didn't they have a pro wrestler salute a couple years ago? That was hilarious.





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posted on 6-27-2003 at 02:38 PM Edit Post
I have to say I have seen a picture of Salmon and I know he looks nothing like him, but all I can think of is him during the sour Starburst commercial when the oriental family shows off the baby.





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posted on 6-27-2003 at 03:49 PM Edit Post
I forget which beer the commercial is for, but it features a waiter singing the song "Danny Boy" and the caption says "Smooth but Not Rich" then flips to a punk rocker hilariously singing the same song "OH, DANNY BOOYYYYEE!!" and the caption reads "Rich-", "THE PIPES, THE PIPES...", "-but Not Smooth"

I laugh everytime I see it.

And the Dockers pants commericial where three guys are traveling in a car at night and one them sees a duck in the road and yells "DUCK!"! The driver swerves, flips the car in the air spilling soda all over himself, yet when they land, in a nearby backyard party, two guys get out of the car their clothes all messed up and the driver who was wearing Docker pants comes out with his pants looking clean.





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posted on 7-25-2003 at 03:59 AM Edit Post
I have a new current favorite. Its a gatorade commercial, and the doorbell rings, mother goes and answers and its Yao Ming at the door "can Jimmy come out and play" cut to Jimmy drinking a bottle of Gatorade, then he rushes out the door, and plays some one on one with Yao until Yao breaks the net. Later, Derek Jeter comes to the door, same deal, they go to the ball field and Jimmy plays with Jeter pitching for him, Jeter hits a long one and breaks a window, then the two of them take off in opposite directions. Then finally, the Colts football team call on Jimmy and they start playing a game in the front yard.

The part that got me was Jeter breaking a window than taking off. It was great.

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posted on 7-25-2003 at 12:57 PM Edit Post
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posted on 7-25-2003 at 05:22 PM Edit Post
YES!!! I love the “Yo!” – “Yao”; “Yo” – “Gi, Yogi…” commercial.

Speaking of Yogi, I love the Aflac commercial with him in the Barber Shop. “If you’re hurt, and you miss work, it won’t hurt to miss work.” Love the duck!

But I have to give the tops to the Tidy Cat commercials. “Something stinks!” -“And it’s not the litterbox…” And the new one where all the cats are partying, and the humans come home. Great stuff, especially for we cat lovers.





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posted on 7-25-2003 at 05:57 PM Edit Post
The Snickers Crunch commercial with the guy in the roided out hummer is a favorite of mine even though they air it like ten times during RAW every Monday.





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posted on 7-25-2003 at 06:15 PM Edit Post
Yogi in the Aflac commercial is gold! "And they give you cash, which is just as good as money."

I will always love Jack In The Box Commercials the best. Especially the ones with the Meaty Cheesy Boys and his Carnivores football team.






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posted on 7-25-2003 at 07:57 PM Edit Post
I'm all for the Reebok Terry Tate Office Linebacker commercials. Just watching him run around an office smashing people his hilarious. When the guy wins at solitaire and stands up to celebrate, only to get leveled by Terry...great TV.

Also they actually have way longer versions of all his spots (including ones they didn't actually air on tv) on reebok.com/terrytate in case anyone is interested. My personal recommendation is the one where they go back in Terry's life showing what he did before becoming the office LB (mime is one of the jobs...)





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