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Author: Subject: The big 2000
Bonestein
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posted on 6-3-2003 at 10:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The big 2000

Well, Bonestein finally made it to 2000. It was hard work, talking about wrestling for 2000 posts with the amount of shitheads we have running around here, but (to Bonestein's credit), Bonestein managed. Of course, there are some people that helped Bonestein get here.

Fellas like salmonjunkie, eli, denethor, Jeb, 2HoT, Milky, and Alana (ok, so you're not a fella- tomAtoes, tomAHtoes)... they have been interesting. Thanks for being enjoyable to read, and making me want to respond. A couple of you have brought me back here to play the game a little more after I thought I was done for good, so big thanks to you.

Plenty of no-nuts wandering around here also contributed to me reaching this lofty perch. I won't mention them by name, because with the IP banning, they won't see it anyway.

A very special mention to bigfatgoalie. Thanks for being such a great patsy, and allowing me to waste post after post after post making fun of how you're such a chick. It's been great, and I look forward to continuing to make sure everyone knows you're not as smart or original as you think you are. And I almost forgot to say thank you to bfg's keyboard. You do nice work.

And finally, thanks to the mods, for doing such a great job of running off the assclowns, while still allowing Bonestein to run roughshod on this place. I've managed to go 2000 posts now without contributing anything useful, other than making fun of people. Oh, and webcam drawings (slated to return in July 2003!). And a couple of Paint pictures. Yeah, it's been real.

I am grateful to finally be joining the club with Salmon and BFG. If only because Salmon was feeling a little uncomfortable being the only guy there. I'm here for you brotha, it's going to be ok from now on.

Oh yeah, I would thank Rick for keeping this great site up, but the fucker is kicking my ass in both of our baseball leagues, so fuck him.

306 forever!

[Edited on 6-3-2003 by Bonestein]





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rasslinjunkie
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posted on 6-3-2003 at 10:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congrats, Bones. Hope to see another thousand completely pointless and utterly hilarious posts.





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bigfatgoalie
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 12:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My keyboard wishes to thank Bonestein. No real reason why...just thanks.

Oh and just for Bones...here's a freaking Torrie Wilson pic...



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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 01:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait a minute... acceptable spelling AND a Torrie Wilson picture? Ok, which one of you bastards hacked bfg's password?





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't kiss up to me. If you want to get on my good side, change your signature to "Bonestein's bitch". That is the only way.





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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 03:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BTW, that comment was aimed at NORM!, not bfg. Although I would really like it if bfg changed his sig to that too.





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 03:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Congratulations Bones. I know your mama's proud.






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posted on 6-4-2003 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Norm deleted his post? What a little pussy-bitch.

Speaking about pussy-bitches, congratulations Bonestein! Fuck, now there's two Canadians in the club. Who's the next American to get in here? Denethor? Eli? Come help a brother out here!

Here's your prize, Bones:

[Edited on 6-4-2003 by salmonjunkie]

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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Actually, I tried it and got a hard-on.

The more you know...





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
it's the third one on the left on the third row, isn't it Bones? That head bobbing up and down motion?


Or was it the picture of Shawn on the other thread?

[Edited on 6-4-2003 by salmonjunkie]






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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A little from column A, and a little from column B...





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gratz Bones. Its been... well... Lets just say its been and leave it at that. The way things are going, I will be the next to hit 2 grand and that will make 3 Canucks in the club. Not really sure what that says for us tho.

Anyways, glad to have ya back bro. You being here sure has upped the mean and that makes me happy.

There are few around here at whos posts I consistiently laugh out loud but you top the list.

I just better get a stickman pic this time, ya hear me?!?





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stop kissing his ass, 2Hot. He's mine! All mine! You hear me?

AUGHUAAGHUAUHGH!!!!






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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I mean... Bonestein's an asshole. And a freak.

Take him, 2hot. He's yours.






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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Naw, on second thought, you can keep him.





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 06:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2000...it seems like only yesterday when 1000 was the big milestone.

congrats for having time to put in and post as often as you have, and like 2HoT said, good to have you back. It was kind of quiet around here for a while.

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 08:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sweet jesus you people sure have been doing some A-Grade bullshitting since the last time I was on here.





Not dead, just disgruntled.

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 08:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey Super! good to see ya man! we thought you were dead!





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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 03:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The return of stickman theater!

(cue dramatic music)

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 04:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Salmon! 2HoT! I'm shocked! And Bones, I can't believe you sat there and watched long enough to draw a picture of it!





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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 04:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
From all you know about me, how can you NOT believe I sat there and watched?





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 04:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I stand corrected. Am now picturing you watching with beer and popcorn.

Keep us informed of all the juicy details as this torrid love affair develops.





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Bonestein
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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here's when it got a little disturbing. Even I had to turn away at this point...

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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You liar. You watched and probably cheered. Be careful about getting drunk and passing out around those two. Could wake up a whole new man.





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posted on 6-4-2003 at 05:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's what I get for drinking that extra shot of jeager.

At least 2Hot didn't use his teeth.

And for the record, Bones wasn't sitting watching with beer and popcorn. It was more like lotion and tissues.






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