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posted on 5-31-2003 at 08:11 AM Edit Post
Wrestlecrap Reposts

ModSquad told us that the message board site went down today, and some of my messages vanished because of it. Here is the repost of a fan's take on Triple H.

Hunter Stats

Hey RD,

Ok, I was bored. Did some research. Here are some relatively recent stats about everyone's favorite: the Game-ah:
09/02-- RAW-- Handed World Title by Bischoff. Beats Ric Flair [World Title match]
09/09-- RAW-- Beats Spike Dudley
09/16-- RAW-- Beats Jeff Hardy
09/22-- Unforgiven-- Beats RVD
09/23-- RAW-- HHH/ Flair beat RVD/ Bubba
09/30-- RAW-- Beats Bubba [World Title match]
10/07-- RAW-- Beats D'Lo Brown
10/14-- RAW-- Beats RVD
10/20-- No Mercy-- Beats Kane
10/21-- RAW-- HHH/ Flair LOSE to RVD/ Kane
10/28-- RAW-- HHH LOSES to Kane
11/04-- RAW-- HHH/ Y2J LOSE to Kane/ Booker [HHH pinned]
11/11-- RAW-- Beats Booker T
11/17-- Survivor Series-- LOSES belt to HBK
11/18-- RAW-- No match
11/25-- RAW-- No match
12/02-- RAW-- Beats RVD
12/09-- RAW-- Beats Jeff Hardy
12/15-- Armageddon-- Beats HBK
12/16-- RAW-- No match
12/23-- RAW-- No match
01/06-- RAW-- No match
01/14-- RAW-- No match
01/19-- Royal Rumble-- Beats Steiner
01/20-- RAW-- No match
01/27-- RAW-- HHH/ Batista beat Kane/ RVD
02/03-- RAW-- No match
02/10-- RAW-- No match
02/17-- RAW-- HHH/ Batista LOSE to Booker/ Steiner [HHH pinned]
02/23-- No Way Out-- Beats Steiner
02/24-- RAW-- No match
03/03-- RAW-- No match
03/10-- RAW-- Beats Maven
03/17-- RAW-- Beats Goldust
03/24-- RAW-- HHH/ Flair LOSE to Booker/ Goldust [HHH pinned]
03/30-- WrestleMania XIX-- Beats Booker T
03/31-- RAW-- Beats Hurricane
04/07-- RAW-- HHH/ Y2J LOSE to Booker/ HBK [HHH pinned]
04/14-- RAW-- HHH/ Flair LOSE to Booker/ Hurricane [HHH pinned]
04/21-- RAW-- NO CONTEST vs. Booker [World Title match]
04/27-- Backlash-- HHH Pins Nash in 6-Man tag
04/28-- RAW-- HHH/ Flair LOSE to RVD/ Kane [Flair pinned]
05/05-- RAW-- No match
05/12-- RAW-- No match
05/18-- Judgment Day-- Beats Nash
05/19-- RAW-- Beats Flair [World Title match]
Since some folks [still!?!] claim that HHH bashing is unfair, I figured I'd break it down by the numbers, as they generally don't lie.

Total matches= 33 [23 wins/ 9 losses/ 1 No Contest]
And 14 shows with no match at all?!? That's 3 1/2 months of idle title time. That's good for your fans, no doubt.
Not to mention that several of his 'wins' were against mid-carders and cruiserweights; Jeff Hardy [x2], Bubba, Hurricane, Maven, Goldust, D'Lo, and Spike.

He lost only 1 singles matches in 9 months-- to Kane[ with help from HBK, of course]. And, he lost the Elimination Chamber [to his buddy HBK]. That's it. Everything else has been mostly meaningless tag matches. Insane.

This dead horse beating is actually kinda fun.

By the way, I didn't see any mention of it here before, but it was nice to see your little contribution credit in 'Toy Fare' a few months back. I love that mag

Take care,
boots013

RD: To quote Marge Schott: "Well, there...you...go." While you may not be sick of beating the horse, I am. Things will never change as long as Nipple H and Hunter are together, so we all may as well get used to it.





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posted on 5-31-2003 at 08:13 AM Edit Post
Repost #2

Meet the Beat Alls

Hey RD, just thought i'd get a little Weird Al on you, so I decided to write a little something that's for all us 'internet geeks' (thanks HHH!) who just feel like giving up on WWE. It's set to the tune of the Beatles "A Day In the Life", just in case you want to sing along.

A WASTE OF MY LIFE
I read the web today oh, boy
Triple H just squashed a superstar
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
Cause it was Kevin Nash
He drove his face right to the mat
Another month without a title change
The crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen him win before
Only a small percent really knew
It's because he was banging the whore

I saw a match today oh, boy
The Big Show lumbered across the ring
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
His gut had me hooked
I'd love to turnnnnnnnn itttttt offfffff......

~Orchestra building, building, to climax~

Got up, turned off the set
Strectched my legs and scratched my head
Don't know what I saw but it sure sucked
Piper and Vince are each pushing 68
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Went outside, and that was that
There's other things to do than watch that joke
But sometimes I'd wish this was all a dream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I read the web today oh, boy
Four thousand missed spots by Nathan Jones
And though the spots were rather small
We had to watch them all
Now we know how many spots
It takes to make Hogan look good
I'd love to turnnnnnnnnn itttttttt offffffffff....

~Orchestra building, building, to climax~
~Hold last note for 40 seconds~
~Break to Nipple H's screeching to annoy the dogs~
~End with inaudible chatter, most likely from last booking meeting~

Weird Al Yankem, DDS

RD: No WAY I can top that. See y'all next week.





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posted on 5-31-2003 at 08:16 AM Edit Post
Repost #3

Triple H's Punch Out

Awesome work as always, saw that I got the craptacular mention twice last month, thanks for the link for the time. Anyway man, you me, and about 6 trillion people right now hate HHH, so when I saw this image on the signature of one of the guys on my forum I thought I'd pass it on to you. I don't know if he made it or found it floating around or what, but here is an image that even Mike Tyson would fear:



RD: No matter who came up with that, it is the single greatest mock-up I have ever seen.





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posted on 5-31-2003 at 08:49 AM Edit Post
Wow. It's almost like READING RD's SITE. Which ANYONE could do.

Do you work for Webarchive.org?





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posted on 5-31-2003 at 04:07 PM Edit Post
I love Wrestlecrap. Been going there for years. Wish I had bought the Wrestlecrap CD ROM.

Anywho..that HHH mock up is awesome. That person deserves a prize.





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posted on 6-1-2003 at 01:35 AM Edit Post
Yeah, I wanted to post them to prove a point that this board is biased for Triple H.





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posted on 6-1-2003 at 03:49 PM Edit Post
This board is not biased toward HHH. It is actually quite split. I am not sure how posting a bunch of bullshit from another board proves anything about this sight anyway. I guess it proves that some of us don't find posting a bunch of shit from another site to prove a point about HHH to be particularly amusing.

Nice try tho buddy.





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posted on 6-1-2003 at 04:04 PM Edit Post
I don't get it. I mean I have seen plenty of posts on here bemoaning HHH. There just happen to be some folks who will rationally argue in HHH's defense. So what is everyone else on this board supposed to pile on HHH because it is chic to do so across the rest of the IWC? Since when were we not allowed to form our own individual opinions about a wrestler? Why should we snipe about HHH because every other message board does? Is it because certain individuals are afraid of good lively debate. If everyone posts about how HHH sucks and is ruining RAW then where is the individuality? Where are the dynamics that make up a good message board?

Actually, if there is any bias towards a wrestler(s) it is Benoit and Angle. It is rare to find a negative post about these guys around here.

What is so bad about forming your own opinion about a topic anyways? Do you really need WrestleCrap to tell you what is bad? Can't you figure that out on your own?

Just because nobody posted responses about these does not necessarily mean there is a HHH bias around here. These posts provide nothing interesting or insightful to reply to. The HHH sucks rants have been argued ad nauseum around here and most of them provide anything new or interesting to debate.





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