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Dr. Pivo
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posted on 5-12-2003 at 05:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Poop attacks are not confined to the OO Boards

TV Asahi dodges the dung
in dirty smear campaign

By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer

May 12, 2003

TV Asahi should be enjoying something of a heyday at the moment, having just moved its headquarters into the posh Roppongi Hills complex everybody's talking about and slapping on a new, friendly face.

Instead, a series of stinky smears against the network recently have people pooh-poohing the idea that everything's rosy at TV Asahi.

"Our news and information program divisions have used the Ark Broadcast Center in Roppongi up until now. But in every floor at the center that has a men's toilet, we've had an unending series of incidents where feces has been spread on the floors and smeared along the walls. And it's not just tiny flecks. In April alone, there were 13 confirmed incidents, so it's become something of an emergency situation," a network employee tells Shukan Gendai.

Each of the cases has been discovered in the morning by a cleaner from the sanitation company TV Asahi employs to clean up its offices. Each time the turds have been found they have been dried.

"We've never discovered a case in the middle of the day, so it appears as though the poop is being spread around during the night," the employee says. "Of course the smell is putrid and it doesn't look too good either."

But it's not only a turd bandit affecting TV Asahi. Whoever is responsible for all the crap going on appears to be a bit snotty, too.

"We often find the walls in our women's toilet covered in boogers," a TV Asahi source tells Shukan Gendai.

If the boogers were only slim pickings it'd probably be the same as public toilets anywhere, but TV Asahi's snot smearer appears to have decided to get down and boogy.

"I don't know where they get all the boogers from, but there're dozens of them. And they're all smeared in neat lines along the wall," the source says. "Because of this and the feces in the men's toilets, the network has set up a taskforce aimed at making sure these sorts of incidents don't occur at the new headquarters."


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Denethor
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posted on 5-12-2003 at 05:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"We've never discovered a case in the middle of the day, so it appears as though the poop is being spread around during the night," the employee says.

I love the properness of that quote. Gotta love it any time you can work the word poop into a news soundbyte.






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posted on 5-12-2003 at 06:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Those bandits sure get around hey?









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