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Author: Subject: 2019 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!
williamssl
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posted on 1-5-2020 at 10:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2019 bOOardies: The Winning-ing!

We whimper our way across the finish line to crown the following:




Poster of the Year: DevilSoprano

Lifetime Unachievement Award: bigfatgoalie

Jackass of the Year: Ccharger

Obtusetiest Poster of the Year: Ccharger

Avatar of the Year: salmonjunkie HHH

Feud of the Year: CamstunPWG187 vs. DKBroiler


Wrestling Event of the Year: NXT Takeover - New York

Wrestler of the Year: Adam Cole

Match of the Year: Johnny Gargano vs. Adam Cole, NXT Takeover - New York

Feud of the Year: Tie Johnny Gargano vs. Adam Cole, Becky Lynch vs Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair

Tag Team of the Year: Undisputed Era

Promotion/Brand of the Year: NXT






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posted on 1-5-2020 at 11:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Holy shit, a clean sweep by NXT in all the wrestling categories (well, outside of tying for Feud of the Year) and not undeservedly so. Next year will be interesting after AEW has a full year under their belt.

And congrats to BFG for getting the big win this year.

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posted on 1-5-2020 at 11:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A very deserved sweep by NXT.

Johnny Gargano repeats in match of the year.

Fittingly, the SFW avatar wins avatar.

DK finally wins something.

And dead CCharger wins stuff.





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posted on 1-5-2020 at 11:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was nominated for six categories, even the asshole ones. And got shut out in all of them.

I hate you guys.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 1-6-2020 at 04:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's some irony in DK winning an award via a feud he lost. I wonder if he'll cut an indignant promo about it like Shawn Michaels did when the match he lost to Taker won a slammy.
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posted on 1-6-2020 at 05:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I believe this is my second time winning Avatar of the Year, and both times, it involved HHH.

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!! MWAHAHAHA

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posted on 1-6-2020 at 02:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am stratusfied with these results.
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posted on 1-7-2020 at 04:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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There's some irony in DK winning an award via a feud he lost. I wonder if he'll cut an indignant promo about it like Shawn Michaels did when the match he lost to Taker won a slammy.


What he said

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posted on 1-7-2020 at 06:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
On behalf of the Estate of CCharger, I would like to accept the awards in the spirit with which they were bestowed upon him.

Now I am two-time OOmmy-award winner, Owen Hart.

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posted on 1-7-2020 at 06:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not one single vote for Jackass of the Year for the ol' Jantard. I think we've learned a valuable lesson here. It is all of YOOU that are the Jackasses!

Otherwise, 'grats to the wieners! May your dogs be mustarded forever onward with these great honours!





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posted on 1-9-2020 at 03:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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There's some irony in DK winning an award via a feud he lost. I wonder if he'll cut an indignant promo about it like Shawn Michaels did when the match he lost to Taker won a slammy.


Cam “won” that argument. I mean he won it in the most rude and obnoxiously irritating non-funny way that will likely cost him any chance at making money as a pro wrestler on the North American continent OVER A VIDEO GAME when his posts are uncovered one day by WWE but he won, I’m not gonna argue that. But it’s cool because most of the categories were won by the worst OO posters around so who really lost in the end?

Regardless ... I’d rather be the first DK then the 11,046th Steve Austin so if there needs to be a rematch the winners would be the fans anyway.

Any who, thank you for the award. I’ll gladly accept my half trophy which will almost certainly be the only title Cam or I will hold this year in wrestling. Much obliged OOniverse.

Lastly ... can we get Janerd in the damn hall of fame? That dude deserves it way more than any of the overly unfunny posters who think this nonsense is supposed to be Shakespeare.

How’s that First 9?







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posted on 1-9-2020 at 11:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If we still had the category, I'd nominate this post for 2020 Flame of the Year bOOardie
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posted on 1-11-2020 at 05:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I mean he won it in the most rude and obnoxiously irritating non-funny way that will likely cost him any chance at making money as a pro wrestler on the North American continent OVER A VIDEO GAME when his posts are uncovered one day by WWE but he won, I’m not gonna argue that.


Ha, yeah we probably would have some message board dirt on Cam if he ever hit it big in wrestling (not that I would do that, because I like the guy personally, non-filtered bluntness and all).

Unless he pulls a Jeb, who deleted his old account and posts for fear that his goatse and Nazi gif-filled past might catch up with him. Which is kind of hilarious, considering how much shit he used to give people here.





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posted on 1-11-2020 at 05:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wreck Cam's career by telling everyone he first joined up as cumstain187, or whatever it was. Look, everyone, he wanted to kill cops with cum! What kind of degenerate nut is this guy??!?!??!?





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 1-11-2020 at 05:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My first name here was Camstun187, but i got banned. Then I came roaring back as the ‘stain, and that was frowned upon.

Now I live a normal life in Somalia with a brown bear protecting my beet farm.

Don’t ruin my future y’all.


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posted on 1-12-2020 at 05:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CamstunPWG187
Don’t ruin my future y’all.




As long as you don't pop up in a gay for pay vid like Lars Sullivan, you're good.





Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual way

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posted on 1-12-2020 at 05:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sez you. It's my cream dream to see Cam in a creamy dream cam show someday. Honestly, if you've never dabbled, can you ever really say you've "made it" to the big time?







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posted on 1-12-2020 at 07:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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