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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (December 30, 2019)
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posted on 12-30-2019 at 11:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (December 30, 2019)

Tonight on RAW: I will be attending the UD basketball game, and catching up on wrestling later on...

In fact, I should have been out the door 10 minutes ago, so NO PREVIEW FOR YOU!!!!! [Consider yourself lucky: WWE has only really hyped one segment for tonight, so my preview would have been 2 paragraphs of bitching about Lana's WrestleCrap Theatre and not much else.]

That is all. End communication...

The flOOr is yours, OO Nation. Don't wait till after 11pm to post, either. Pre-show previewing and prognosticating is certainly welcome. So discuss, debate, and rate!

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posted on 12-30-2019 at 11:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hard to believe that Lana of all people would be the person on the roster to end up with nuclear-grade X-Pac hate-heat simply due to one of the most moronic storylines WWE's had over the last ten years. Most people kind of liked her for most of her tenure, even if it was mostly (and obviously) for reasons of horniness among we shallower and pervy fans, and she was terrific in the part of the heel valet. Now though? She's like only one more dumb force-fed line from the script away from getting booed worse than pre-cancer Reigns was.

It ain't Freddie Blassie's era anymore, Vince. I doubt the youngsters these days, especially the women, much like getting the sort of death threats that Freddie and the others thrived on way back when.

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posted on 12-31-2019 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Orton allegedly suffered a knee injury over the weekend at a house show. I say allegedly because dirt sheets are saying it is storyline-related / not real.

In any event we'll get a glimpse into that tonight.

Also Becky Lynch tweeted this:

Itís amazing what theyíll give you when you remind them your contract is coming up soon. More to say on Raw.

...so we get that too.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 01:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I choose to take that as meaning Becky will show up during the wedding segment and end up getting married to both Lana AND Lashley.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 01:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
No, Joe, thank YOU!



This feud with Murphy and Black is pretty solid in terms of performance but they're getting killed by too many weeks in a row in front of dead crowds. Once again, WWE absolutely has to start going back to more college arenas because some of these big ones where pro teams play are just like coffins with too much of the no-fun-allowed sort of event security staff. This has to hurt ratings when a TV viewers sees the event crowd just sitting there unresponsive.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 01:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, they did seem to perk up finally.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 01:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm still jaded by the Attitude and Nitro days when it seemed for most of the shows that everyone was on their feet and cheering. Livin' in the past, man, it's the worst bane of my flaccid existence.

Rowan and Lana? Just thinking that the best thing about the nuptials would be if Rowan opened the cage and a rabid raccoon or badger emerged to terrorize the ceremony.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 12-31-2019 at 01:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That would then remove its mask to reveal... that's right... ERIC BISCHOFF.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 01:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's it, Lana. Polish them up until they're nice and shiny.



What a waste of one of the sexiest women they've ever had in that company.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Somebody finally made the OC joke. Although not tying in a joke about thatís where AJ got the inspiration for his ridiculous hair is a minor negative.
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posted on 12-31-2019 at 02:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, wha' happened? Sadly, they aren't showing RAM at the Orange Bowel.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 02:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hopefully we're gonna get a crutch beating out of this. Been a while since we got a good crutch beating. [/hyuck]





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 03:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Does ending the last Raw of 2019 with this shit mean Raw is cursed for 2020?

And after being told Lesnar is showing up next week, I think I'd legitimately forgotten he'd once again absconded with a major title. WWE, you so WWE!

Edit: I'm alright with pro-Rusev chanting, but it would've been beautiful if the crowd had managed to remain perfectly silent for the duration of this. Maybe even all turn around to look away from the ring! SHOW ALL THE SCORN.

And no, King. This is not Princess Bride. If it were, it would be entertaining, which this is not. And this is coming from someone who still hasn't actually seen the movie.

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posted on 12-31-2019 at 03:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Thanks "King" for mentioning what I was thinking! So far it's the only time in 2019 I've liked you.







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Lana looks like she's gonna puke. Either from knowing how retarded this is or from the panic she's been stricken with thinking of the beyond-intense throating Bobby's gonna give her in about three or four hours. To a nunnery with you, harlot!





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 03:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So I guess Lashley had some makeup on? Or Lana's literally going black, at which point she shall never go back.

Edit: Maybe this goes well, but you bring Liv back as a part of THIS shit? Fuck off, WWE. Fuck right off.

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FUCKING HELL.....I HOPE VINCE DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!







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I also feel sad that I was briefly unsure if it was Liv due to repackaging her as Blonde WWE Person #7328736851531.

But seriously, fuck this shit.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 04:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm really surprised Vince didn't somehow turn this into an incest story since he's always wanted to do one....him and Steph, Ryan & Ken Shamrock, etc.....

I'm sure he's laughing his ass off backstage...

It makes me never want to watch WWE again.


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posted on 12-31-2019 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So the thing did not go?





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, we have all of 2020 ahead of us! Plenty of time to add that to the mix! And maybe use necrophilia again!

Edit: Oh, it fucking went. It WENT. But feel free to view it yourself at some point in the future and decide where it went.

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posted on 12-31-2019 at 04:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This got worse than a Jerry Springer segment quite rapidly. It's made the disaster of the Emmalina debacle that cost Tenille Dashwood her job at WWE look like high art in comparison. Why not go for broke and reveal that Lana's second husband after the beardo wasn't Rusev but an entire basketball team instead? It's not like it could have gotten any dumber. So not three but four careers get permanently stained with this, just so Vince could finally do a softcore version of the old lipstick-lesbo We Live Together porn site?

Lana McRusev, the rampaging promiscuous bisexual? Sounds good, fam. Maria and Mike Kanellis got off easy with the baby angle being dropped and forgotten. The guys at Wrestlecrap are slitting their wrists in despair at having to do a write-up about this one. I sent a tweet to WWE that simple said "utter shit" and that's about all I can do about it.

Let 'er rip, Jericho.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 05:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just terrible. Even the crowd was chanting Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Had did Liv Morgan turn from a hero to a zero?

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posted on 12-31-2019 at 06:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Had did Liv Morgan turn from a hero to a zero?


Because Vince. Not just regular daily chuckle-fuck Vince either. This was meta-Vince in full wanker "this should get us some crossover from the Kardashian viewers on E!" mode. It's a horrible, horrible thing when it happens, leaving no one happy at all but the boss and the piss-boys surrounding him in Creative.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 07:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh c'mon guys this isn't... so.......... bad.............



They sure did spill a boatload of gender fluid all over the ring, I tell you hwat.





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