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Author: Subject: Rumor Crap 2019, Scene 3 Take 2: The Bitter Dregs
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posted on 12-14-2019 at 11:58 AM Edit Post
Was that The Big Show speaking to Broken Matt in Free The Delete?





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posted on 12-14-2019 at 04:55 PM Edit Post
The Hardy’s have the world’s best drugs.





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posted on 12-21-2019 at 12:32 AM Edit Post
*Cain Velasquez will allegedly next appear at the Royal Rumble, either as an entrant or, hopefully, doing something else. Because, let’s face it, he wins if he’s in it. Apparently his Crown Jewel match was shortened because of his knee. And since his constant knee issues are a big reason he doesn’t fight anymore, I think we can all agree hotshotting him to headline the company’s biggest show of the year is a smart idea.





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posted on 12-22-2019 at 05:06 PM Edit Post
I have to think there's a chance they realize how badly a smarky RR crowd would shit on Cain winning the Rumble, especially given how totally fucking ineffective and crappy he's looked during his previous brief appearances. On the other hand, they've shown they don't always give a shit.





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posted on 12-23-2019 at 03:27 PM Edit Post
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I have to think there's a chance they realize how badly a smarky RR crowd would shit on Cain winning the Rumble, especially given how totally fucking ineffective and crappy he's looked during his previous brief appearances. On the other hand, they've shown they don't always give a shit.


It will be in Houston, though. If you’re going to do it anywhere......

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posted on 12-27-2019 at 12:47 PM Edit Post
The payoff to that gauntlet match back whenever happened yesterday on no TV and Andrade won himself the US title.





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posted on 12-29-2019 at 12:50 AM Edit Post
Video circulating showing Lars Sullivan doing some gay for pay porn back in the day.

Who could have guessed the loudly homophobic weightlifter guy might have done the sodomy tango in secret? Not I, for one, a very shocked person.





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posted on 12-29-2019 at 02:18 AM Edit Post
No wonder Vince had such a hard on for that goof.



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posted on 12-29-2019 at 02:31 AM Edit Post
Vince Sr. should really have done a much better job of keeping those 1950's beefcake photos out of the hands of his too-impressionable son during his formative years.





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 12-30-2019 at 08:55 AM Edit Post
-There’s a good chance that the winner of the Royal Rumble this year uses his title shot against the NXT champion this year at WrestleMania in an effort to continue the whole “all three televised brands are equals” concept. This would also allow WWE to book title matches at Mania for Roman Reigns and Cain Velasquez without them being booed out of the building for lazy Rumble booking.





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posted on 12-30-2019 at 11:46 AM Edit Post
This would be a great spot for Ciampa, or even better the return of the Dream.

Seeing various reports of Orton being injured at a house show. Never good for anyone but a shame as this run is as interesting (and interested) as he's been in a long time.

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posted on 12-31-2019 at 04:20 AM Edit Post
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-There’s a good chance that the winner of the Royal Rumble this year uses his title shot against the NXT champion this year at WrestleMania in an effort to continue the whole “all three televised brands are equals” concept. This would also allow WWE to book title matches at Mania for Roman Reigns and Cain Velasquez without them being booed out of the building for lazy Rumble booking.


I'm all for this. It would be a HUGE feather in the cap of whichever NXT star managed to win the Rumble. Likely culprits would be the aforementioned Ciampa and Dream, but you'd have to throw Riddle and Keith Lee into the mix, too.





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posted on 12-31-2019 at 09:09 PM Edit Post
My money is on Lee getting a big run in the rumble, possibly even most eliminations.
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posted on 1-1-2020 at 03:58 AM Edit Post
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I'm all for this. It would be a HUGE feather in the cap of whichever NXT star managed to win the Rumble. Likely culprits would be the aforementioned Ciampa and Dream, but you'd have to throw Riddle and Keith Lee into the mix, too.


Why would it have to be an NXT star winning? Imagine the push for NXT if say Rollins was to win the Rumble and go after Cole.

(Although Ciampa v. Cole is the match and story I want to see, it probably happens at Takeover Tampa)

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posted on 1-1-2020 at 06:12 PM Edit Post
She said si. Charlotte & Andrade engaged to be married. This will be Charlottes third marriage.
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posted on 1-1-2020 at 07:31 PM Edit Post
Rumour has it, if she's really following in her old man's footsteps, it won't be the last. Woo.





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posted on 1-1-2020 at 09:59 PM Edit Post
Charlotte's merely a pretender to all-things-Ric until she drinks away 900% of the money she makes in her career. And she has to survive two plane crashes too, not just one, to officially become the Uber Fliehr.





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posted on 1-1-2020 at 11:36 PM Edit Post
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Charlotte's merely a pretender to all-things-Ric until she drinks away 900% of the money she makes in her career. And she has to survive two plane crashes too, not just one, to officially become the Uber Fliehr.


Überfliehr*, you say?



*b'Überfliehr, amirite fellas und others? Die Dosen™!





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posted on 1-2-2020 at 05:02 AM Edit Post
Vince is pretty happy that the Wedding Trainwreck got good overrun ratings and huge YouTube views...so word is he's hoping to do more crazy storylines. Only hitch is he has to run them thru the network and sponsors first. Hopefully a threat to his bottom line will keep him in check, or we could get those edgy incest storyline's he's been wanting to do for a long time.

On Twitter, a fan tagged former writer Tom Casiello with, "Segments like last nights wedding on #RAW makes you realize how they needed someone like @tommiecas because it could’ve been lit."

Tom replied..."While I appreciate the vote of confidence, those of us who survived that place know that it would have been the exact same segment no matter who the writer was assigned to it.

Once you’re hired there, it’s made quite clear to you that any former experience you have is inconsequential. You must relearn at the feet of one man only. Why, I remember the day he invented the concept of a supporting character. It was epic to behold. "


Also...I've been rewatching alll the Royal Rumble PPV's on the network in preperation for this years, and was surprised (well, not really) that the 2014 Rumble Tag Team match of the New Age Outlaws vs. Cody & Dustin Rhodes was edited out of the show. Luckily I was there and have the pics...so I know I didn't dream it!!





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posted on 1-2-2020 at 07:58 AM Edit Post
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I'm all for this. It would be a HUGE feather in the cap of whichever NXT star managed to win the Rumble. Likely culprits would be the aforementioned Ciampa and Dream, but you'd have to throw Riddle and Keith Lee into the mix, too.


Why would it have to be an NXT star winning? Imagine the push for NXT if say Rollins was to win the Rumble and go after Cole.

(Although Ciampa v. Cole is the match and story I want to see, it probably happens at Takeover Tampa)


It wouldn't have to be, but it would feel like a weird forced twist for a RAW or Smackdown person to pick the NXT title. They've done a good job of establishing the brand, but not enough yet that it seems on par with the Universal/WWE title. If an NXT guy wins it, it makes more sense for him to go for his brand championship and will seem less like ducking Lesnar/Bray.





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posted on 1-3-2020 at 05:00 PM Edit Post
There are a few organic stories that would work. Pretty much any former NXT champion could take offence to Cole's boasting of being the best champion of all time. Rollins especially after the pre Survivor Series attacks by UE and potentially Trips as well. Big E is also a former NXT champion who could take umbrage at never being mentioned as one of the founding fathers of NXT.

An NXT star winning the Rumble elevates the star, but at best does nothing to help the NXT title.

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