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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown (November 29, 2019)
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posted on 11-29-2019 at 10:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown (November 29, 2019)

Tonight on SmackDown: we need a swift reset after the brand vs. brand hostilities, as the TLC PPV is just 2 weeks away, and SD has only one clear-cut direction to go for a solid pre-existing feud (and it is NOT exactly a barn-burner)...

Roman Reigns vs. Boring Carbon will continue after Reigns caused Corbin to be eliminated at Survivor Series, thereby causing Corbin to lose out on the glory of victory.... let's all pretend to be excited, eh? As SD's other winners on Sunday, Ziggler/Roode will no doubt be at Corbin's side casting shade at Reigns for his selfishness, which probably means that Unredacted Ali and [redacted] G[redacted] will also be involved in various iterations of confrontations/matches between now and the inevitable singles match...

WWEU Champ Bray Wyatt seemed to dispatch Daniel Bryan, but I suppose it'd be easy enough to gin up a reason for a rematch.... it is worth noting that the only confirmed segment for tonight's SD is a Firefly Funhouse in which Bray is introducing a "new face"... the promotional package seems to lead you to believe it'll be a new puppet, but if it's a new human character, that could have huge implications for Bray's next major storyline/challenger at TLC...

If Bryan does not continue versus Bray, he's had some stellar interactions with both Miz and Sami Zayn/Shinsuke Nakamura.... Nakamura, in particular, is IC Champ and in need of a fresh challenger....

Likewise, Bayley and the New Day were both losers in their respective tri-champion matches, and don't really have any pressing issues with regards to title contenders.... that said, it's been confirmed that Alexa Bliss is cleared to return to action, so that might solve one of those two problems (Bliss would simply have to come to the aid of her best bud Nikki Cross, who has been a thorn in the side of Bayley and her BFF Sasha Banks)...

That is all. End communication...

The flOOr is yours, OO Nation. Don't wait till after 10pm to post, either. Pre-show previewing and prognosticating is certainly welcome. So discuss, debate, and rate!




EDIT TO ADD: in addition to Alexa, both Elias and Sheamus are apparently healthy and backstage at SD tonight. /grainofsalt

[Edited on 11-29-2019 by OORick]

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posted on 11-30-2019 at 01:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why does Roman sound like Redneck Rock now?

ETA: The Funhouse's new character is... Bray's new belt. Whee?

ETA2:

AEW: We're oddly off and kinda bland this week.

SD: Hold our Bud Lite.

Bray and Huskus: Y'all got any of that Bud Lite to wash these methshrooms down with?

ETA3: Wait, wait, wait. Are you tellin' me Sonya's GHEY?!?

Also, the holidays are traditionally associated with suffering so I don't know why the rest of you sorry lot ain't here.



[Edited on 11-30-2019 by janerd75]





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posted on 11-30-2019 at 02:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sheamus being back is nice. Considering how he gave Big Show his best singles match, he could have a great hoss off against Strowman.
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posted on 11-30-2019 at 03:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nvrmnd. The new character is... a hole in the ring where The Fiend hogmouths D-Bry so hard he rips his hair out?

And we're outta time folks see you next week on Monday Night BLAH!!!





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posted on 11-30-2019 at 03:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was otherwise occupied with food-related things! And then maybe could've caught the last half of the show but totally forgot about it. Nice to hear Sheamus is back, though. Less nice to hear the new FFH thing had nothing to do with a person. I was beginning to buy into the RUMORZ that some people have put forth that Liv Morgan was magically transitioning to SD to be a part of all that. But with that out of the way, I guess I can go back to knowing that she'll remain on Raw, where she will never be used ever again, as it was written in the Big Book of Why the Hell Aren't These People Being Used.





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posted on 11-30-2019 at 04:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Someone sent me a video of that opening promo

Good lord, who is being paid to write that shit?

That was so bad.

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I like how facing the Fiend is the main event version of the Lake of Reicarnation. Finn Balor went back to NXT, Seth turned back into a prick and Daniel Bryan revived the Yes Movement.

I also like how you could make sense of the Fiend losing his invincibility against Bryan via comic book logic. Seth was hitting Bray with everything but he was filed with fear and frustration and the Fiend fed on that while Bryan had the Yes Movement move behind him and that made the Fiend vulnerable. Yes, it's cheesy but it's better than the Fiend getting nerfed because there was nowhere to go after he no-sold 11 curbstomps.

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posted on 11-30-2019 at 07:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe they'll have some new Firefly character next week, fashioned from Bryan's hair. A voodoo doll of some sort. Or at least a wig for Huskus... or merkin for Abby.





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I assume the next time we see DB he’ll be bald and beardless? And did I miss Sheamus or was he not actually used? I’m kinda heavy on the fast forwardin’.

Edit: Just YouTubed it. Assume he’s not with Cesaro anymore, wonder what will happen if they’ll cross paths.

[Edited on 11-30-2019 by CVD39]

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posted on 11-30-2019 at 10:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Finish their best of 7 series. A man can dream.
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posted on 11-30-2019 at 03:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm glad Sheamus is back and healthy enough for another run. My only sadness is that he's on Smackdown, because I have this feeling he and Aleister Black could be a hell of a fight.





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posted on 12-1-2019 at 01:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm pretty sure the intent of the story was Bryan's beard and not his hair - a new FACE for the funhouse and all.

The deconstruction of Daniel Bryan and the taking away of all the things that Bray believes constitutes the yes movement with a grinch who stole Christmas style of ending would be a genius tale.





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quote:
Originally posted by Wickedfrost

The deconstruction of Daniel Bryan and the taking away of all the things that Bray believes constitutes the yes movement with a grinch who stole Christmas style of ending would be a genius tale.


The Fiend put his hand to his ear
And he heard a sound rise out from the crowd
It started out low, then it grew quite loud

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

But... they weren't chanting nay!
Quite the opposite, eh?

The WWE Universe, the big and the small,
Were chanting without any prompting at all!

He hadn't stopped the YESes from coming, they came!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!

And The Fiend, with his Fiend feet, froze in the ring
Bathed in red lights wondering, "why is this still a thing?"

The YESes came without writers! They came without hacks!
They came organically, a concept those idiots lack!"

He rambled and rambled, till his rambler was sore.
Then the Fiend thought of something he hadn't before.

The Yes Movement, he thought, didn't come from Vince.
It started up years ago, and has been going strong since!





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posted on 12-2-2019 at 03:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore

The Fiend put his hand to his ear
And he heard a sound rise out from the crowd
It started out low, then it grew quite loud

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

But... they weren't chanting nay!
Quite the opposite, eh?

The WWE Universe, the big and the small,
Were chanting without any prompting at all!

He hadn't stopped the YESes from coming, they came!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!

And The Fiend, with his Fiend feet, froze in the ring
Bathed in red lights wondering, "why is this still a thing?"

The YESes came without writers! They came without hacks!
They came organically, a concept those idiots lack!"

He rambled and rambled, till his rambler was sore.
Then the Fiend thought of something he hadn't before.

The Yes Movement, he thought, didn't come from Vince.
It started up years ago, and has been going strong since!



I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure that’s how you POTY.





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posted on 12-3-2019 at 02:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
POTY Category?

via GIPHY



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posted on 12-3-2019 at 04:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Im stealing it, modifying it, and making a promo out of it for my next match, which is a 4-way Christmas-themed hardcore match.
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