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Author: Subject: Paddlefoot's transphobic display of grossness
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posted on 10-2-2019 at 10:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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AEW's first Women's Champ will be crowned when Riho (all 80 pounds of her) battles Nyla Rose (a 200lb transgender woman), which should be, ummmmmmm, interesting...


So AEW actually manages to out-disgusting WWE this week? Where'd they get this idea from, reading a news article about some fat bearded fuck wearing a dress attacking a small girl in a mall women's room?





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posted on 10-2-2019 at 10:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
^ this pOOster janerds.





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posted on 10-2-2019 at 11:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
forgive me, trannies, it's been a foul day today





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 12:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't worry, Mr. Feets. WWE's own Trainee Dominick forgives you.

And with that phobe-o-phobic nonsense out of the way we begin the Wrasslin' Wars anew!!!!





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 12:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To paraphrase Matthew Good, the future is shit-rated.

Support your local TERF organization today!

[Edited on 10/3/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 01:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
From the producers of the Harold & Kumar series, Janny & P-Feetz Go To The Re-Education Camp.





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 01:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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FEMA Camp or The Misogymnasts seem like pretty sweet tag team names. Pretty sure it'll end up giving off a Chuck and Billy vibe in the end, though. We can do vignettes in the group showers after soaping each other down after a long day of getting re-educated in the cismines.


The cis-mines are where those who don't cater to dangerous mental illnesses being recklessly embraced by a sick society desperate to be seen as diverse & hip are sent to die, just like the Valley of the Lepers in Ben-Hur.

I'd like to walk into prison like this though, even though I'd more likely get beaten to death by a guard who looks like Clancy Brown on my first night there.



Also, the wrasslin' portion of tonight's thread has been pretty damn decent, 'nomesayin'.





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 08:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh, and a belated just general fuck you to Pad and all of his transphobic horseshit to start the thread.


Hey, the plan worked!





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 08:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh, and a belated just general fuck you to Pad and all of his transphobic horseshit to start the thread.


Hey, the plan worked!


Yes, your amazing plan of saying something loathesome and being told it was loathesome. Truly, you are a master manipulator.





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 08:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm just glad that the AEW women's title is now with, how should I put it, a real woman. And we'll have fun fun fun until the surgeon cuts the girl-cock away...





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 08:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm just glad that the AEW women's title is now with, how should I put it, a real woman. And we'll have fun fun fun until the surgeon cuts the girl-cock away...








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posted on 10-3-2019 at 08:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm having a great time though. Nothing like INTERNET FIGHT! to warm up the old blood.

Lemme guess - to you the Santina Marella angle was the greatest thing WWE ever did with their women's division.





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 10:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, Nyla Rose is an absolute shit pro wrassler. That match last night was absurdly awful. Some gluttonous lummox vs. a live-action 80lb waifu and I'm supposed to take that shit seriously? I'll stick with Nia Jax with a lil' less in her slacks for that kind of action, thank you very much.


Ahem, fucking LOL. as per AEW also too coming to a girl's soccer team near you!

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Significant physiological differences between the human sexes that might affect athletic performance include but are not limited to:

Males weigh about 15% more on average[1]
Males are about 15 cm (6 in) taller on average[1]
Males have denser and therefore more durable bones on average[2]
Males have stronger tendons and ligaments on average[2]
Males on average have greater total muscle mass[3]
Males on average have a greater ratio of muscle mass to total body mass[3]
Males have about 56% greater lung volume relative to body mass[4]
Males have larger airways and larger expiratory airflow, even when matched to women for height and lung volume[5]
Males have larger hearts, with 10% higher red blood cell count and higher haemoglobin, meaning greater oxygen carrying capacity, although the difference is less pronounced among athletes[4]
Males have higher circulating "clotting factors" which allow for faster healing of wounds and higher peripheral pain tolerance[4]
The differences in strength can be very significant. For instance, gross measures of body strength suggest that women are approximately only 50% to 60% as strong as men in the upper body, and 60% to 70% as strong in the lower body.[6] A study of hand-grip strength found that even elite female athletes can be surpassed by a man with no athletic training.[7] Another study of sports performance in various disciplines found that males tend to perform 5.5% to 36.8% better, depending on the discipline.[8]


https://feministwiki.org/wiki/Transwomen_in_women%27s_sports#Physiological_differences

Here's looking forward to WWE signing Nyla Rose one day and having it go over all four of the NXT 4HW in a match because of (a) tolerance, (b) diversity, and (c) it's what's best for business. Hey, wrestling promoters

[Edited on 10/3/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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Yes, if there is one trope that has never ever succeeded in pro wrestling, it is a fight in which one participant is significantly larger than the other. AEW is foolish to push a wrestler who dwarfs all the other members of her division. It'll never work.

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Yes, your amazing plan of saying something loathesome and being told it was loathesome. Truly, you are a master manipulator.


I LOLed.

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posted on 10-3-2019 at 10:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It only works when the giant is from the same species as the tiny-mite.





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 11:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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It only works when the giant is from the same species as the tiny-mite.


In continuing accordance with your master plan, I'll inform you that this is gross.





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posted on 10-3-2019 at 11:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Do what you want. Say what you want. It's still kinda/sorta a free society. For now anyway.

[Edited on 10/3/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 10-4-2019 at 12:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Do what you want. Say what you want. It's still kinda/sorta a free society. For now anyway.

[Edited on 10/3/2019 by Paddlefoot]
Whydoncha take your Esprit D'Orange and get outta Canadia, eh? We don't have room for RACISS poutinetards like vous.

Did I do it right? Are we feuding yet? Do I need to talk about Janerd's Mom? Or Janny's Mom's butthole? Or...

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Do what you want. Say what you want. It's still kinda/sorta a free society. For now anyway.

[Edited on 10/3/2019 by Paddlefoot]
Whydoncha take your Esprit D'Orange and get outta Canadia, eh? We don't have room for RACISS poutinetards like vous.

Did I do it right? Are we feuding yet? Do I need to talk about Janerd's Mom? Or Janny's Mom's butthole? Or...


Actually I was thinking more that GEG and the other American Woke should move to Canada. They'd like it here, what with our tribunals that can quite literally lay hundreds of thousands of dollars on someone who says anything "wrong". That, along with that someday soon we'll have one of our more hip provinces bring in an elementary school sex-ed curriculum so odious and outright hideous, and aimed squarely at little kids too, than it might as well have been written by NAMBLA. Good times, good times ahead for all.



Thought up this little Looney Toons-esque ditty whilst in the shower, that seems fitting for the times we're now in, that I've chosen to share:

..give it another ten years
and you too will say,
that eugenics
is the only way
but it's already far too laaaaaaaaate
whomp whomp....



(and the freak-show carnies at AEW can bite me too)

PS: Ronda Rousey is my very favourite TERF

[Edited on 10/4/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 10-4-2019 at 01:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This is the bulletin board equivalent of just shitting yourself in public. Except I would feel sympathy for someone who did that and not just revulsion.





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posted on 10-4-2019 at 01:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I encourage and support your right to indulge in any fetish or urge you desire, as long as it's not involving a kid or is non-consensual. Given some of the things you've admitted in the past to indulging in however I warrant that anything involving feces is probably far more your thing than mine. Let your shit-covered freak-flag fly regardless. Real freedom is beautiful AND stinky, baybay!

#cancelPaddlefoot!

[Edited on 10/4/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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