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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (September 16, 2019)
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posted on 9-16-2019 at 10:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (September 16, 2019)

Tonight on RAW: the push towards Hell in a Cell begins.... but with an eye towards the Re-Draftening that will happen first, as a result of the SD move to FOX...

RAW does seem to have the market cornered on a pair of Cell Matches... we know for certain that Seth Rollins will defend the WWEU Title against Bray Wyatt in one, and already it's shaping up to be a doozy that requires little more than Fun House sketches and maybe one or two cameos by the Fiend... and we can infer that Becky Lynch defending against Sasha Banks will be another; their match last night ended inconclusively after an all-over-the-arena brawl, so the confines of the Cell make sense in a rematch...

The only other thing we can be sure about tonight is that we'll crown a new King of the Ring... it's Chad Gable vs. Baron Corbin...

Everything else is wide open... the tag division is facing a hard reset, since no way will Rollins/Strowman be pursuing a rematch against Ziggler/Roode... the Viking Raiders have been pushed hard lately, though the Usos are never not next if they want to be...

AJ Styles as US Champ seems to have moved past from Ricochet, although it is also very possible that their match last night was shunted to the pre-show for the sole purpose of recycling it as a longer, free-per-view caliber match tonight... just something to keep in the back of your mind.... regardless, the Club should remain at the forefront of heeldom on RAW....

Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross also dispatched their challengers last night, but they might be better off focusing on SD, where Asuka/Kairi and the IIconics already reside.... at least, until they can work the rosters and cook up a feud against the Boss & Hug Connection...

Rey Mysterio's noble quest to break his son into the business and 24/7 nannergans should also proceed on schedule tonight....

Oh, and Maria's baby gender reveal party, because WrestleCrap needs love, too...

That is all. End communication....

The flOOr is yours, OO Nation. Don't wait till after 11pm to post, either. Pre-show previewing and prognosticating is certainly welcome. So discuss, debate, and rate!

[Edited on 9-16-2019 by OORick]

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posted on 9-16-2019 at 11:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh, and Maria's baby gender reveal party, because WrestleCrap needs love, too...


Unless it turns out to be a rubber hand I'll be deeply disappointed that they're chewing up time with something like this.





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posted on 9-16-2019 at 11:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Unless it turns out to be a rubber hand I'll be deeply disappointed that they're chewing up time with something like this.


Maybe she saved CM Punk's sperm from back in the day, just like in a Lifetime movie.....


I'll see myself out.

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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
See you in hell, Seth!
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The idea of Corbin vs. Gable for the King of the Ring completely turned the graphics department upside down!

[Edited on 9-17-2019 by LoveMuscle]

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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Apparently RAM is sponsored by Stranger Things tonight.

Edit: Strowman COULD be headed to the ring to actually face someone legit, but methinks the odds are more in favor of one or more local enhancement talent, or an EC3 or Zack Ryder.

[Edited on 9-17-2019 by Il Palazzo]





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Put the title on Bray. That was about as awesome as a show opening promo can be.
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Agreed on Bray.

Oh hey look, BOTH sets of tag team champs get to get got by Braun!!!





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
305 Live. Ok, that was good.
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BAH GAWD MAYOR KANE





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 12:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't get it ... why does Corbin keep shushing the crowd? He should be happy to get any response.
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
FUCK!

Great match, though.





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"Maria on a pole is how we got into this mess"
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BTW, never wrestle in skinny jeans.
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Rusev! And yet, he comes back attached to this shit. Apparently.

And Rusev now reminds me of the lead guy from the Russian band Little Big.





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
YAAAAAAY! Rusev is......... back...................



ETA: And one of RuRu's biceps is smoked.

[Edited on 9-17-2019 by janerd75]





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was always going to be happy about Mayor Kane inevitably winning the 24/7 Title, but his one-man "I still got it!" chant really made that little moment there.
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is WWE trying to see how many consecutive matches it can book with at least one participant in jeans or dress pants? This is four in a row, five if you count the 24/7 Title segment.
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So all night they've been advertising "Rey Misterio in action" with no mention of who his opponent was. Personally, I'm more excited to see Cesaro wrestle than Misterio anyway. I wonder if this was one of those last-minute booking decisions?
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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I flipped over just in time to see the Rusev Return, and also to hear Corey Knuckletats say "beta cuck".

I hate that fucking hipster more and more every day. No, Rusev is not a hipster, despite his mustache (which is pretty awesome on him, but definitely a hipster 'stache).

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posted on 9-17-2019 at 01:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sweet! Someone remembered AoP was still employeed. And now they're European gangsters! I guess.

Also, Mike Kanellis should totally just have a psychotic break and start coming out in a chicken/themed mask under the name Beta Cuck. Learn HARD into that shit. Not like that stuff can't get any worse*!

*It probably will, eventually.





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man alive, this crowd is morgue quiet.

Where’s Janny to liven this up?

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posted on 9-17-2019 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Kane's gonna come out and then take the goozle from Bray, isn't he?





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 02:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Awwwwwwww, they love each other.

Edit: That did seem to not want to never, ever end.

[Edited on 9-17-2019 by Il Palazzo]





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posted on 9-17-2019 at 03:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, that’s actually kind of trippy, Mr. Heyman.
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