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Author: Subject: Rumor Crap 2019, Part II: No Rumor Is Ever Really Gone
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posted on 6-6-2019 at 07:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Note to WWE Superstars:

If you are the current 24/7 title holder and you're anyplace where there is a camera on you, especially if that place is outside of a WWE event, someone is about to try to take your title.


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posted on 6-7-2019 at 12:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Seeing Jinder run onboard the plane and then the jet began taxi-ing away down the runway leaving Truth behind, like on a Simpsons episode, would have been the ultimate in icing on the cake.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 12:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 6-7-2019 at 12:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Really should've just gone all out fucking ridiculous, and had Truth leap out of the plane wearing a parachute.

Although maybe not today, huh.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 12:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not sure what the best part of that was:

1) Mojo sitting there with his eyes wide open under the blanket
2) the ref doing a three-count as quietly as possible so not to wake anyone up
3) Truth trapped in the crapper for the next six hours





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 01:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
4) Since they're headed to Saudi Arabia: Truth saying, "I'mma be the 24/7 European Champion foreva!", storming the cockpit, taking out the pilots, and then flying the building into the tallest building in Tel A[Transmission Mossaded].

Also, rumour has is Alexa and Nattie are in Saudi. For reasons. Like, the rumour isn't that they're there, but what the fuck it is they're doing there? Did Vince sell them to a prince or something?







[Edited on 6-7-2019 by janerd75]





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 01:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Apparently they sent the girls over in the hope the kingdom might relent on having a women's match. Didn't happen, because according to sharia the devil females must be kept in their proper place, so at best Nattie & Alexa will be doing some kind of pre-show bit or talky crap in between matches.

[Edited on 6/7/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 01:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is that guy indicated that he paid 2 grand for each of them?

Also, the 24/7 title needs some pay off. It needs some stakes. An end game. What about whoever is holding the title after the beginning of the Royal Rumble gets the #30 slot. Imagine the shenanigans you could have the day of the show.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 01:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ah, I see that you too also have no idea what's best for business either, Pal. #ChargyDon'tWWEGud





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 02:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Ah, I see that you too also have no idea what's best for business either, Pal. #ChargyDon'tWWEGud

Sorry. My brain don't work two good since I started sniffing my own farts.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 04:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Well, at least WWE is doing this thing nearly 100% flawlessly - Truth didn't even drop his phone!


It's amazing how perfectly the WWE is booking the 24/7 title, as they're getting even more creative with it than I would have ever hoped (Jinder getting pinned while fucking sleeping on an airplane was fantastic). It doesn't hurt that R-Truth is pretty much the perfect guy to revolve the title around either.

I know the 24/7 only has a finite lifespan and eventually it's probably going to get old, but dammit if I'm not enjoying the hell out of it for now.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 11:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gerald Brisco did the exact same thing to Crash Holly, except Holly was in the APAís ďofficeĒ (that area backstage that was essentially a door with no walls and a poker table behind it). Iíd say this title pretty much has as much life as there are Crash Holly videos out there.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 02:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Short but nice read - and I agreed with JR here - as a kid (outside the USA) never understood how Shawn or DX would ever get cheered over Bret or The Hart Foundation

https://411mania.com/wrestling/jim-ross-recalls-heat-between-shawn-michaels-and-bret-hart-over-playgirl-promo-michaels-personal-issues-at-the-time/ />
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posted on 6-7-2019 at 02:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry for the double post....unable to edit the above post for some reason




https://411mania.com/wrestling/jim-ross-recalls-heat-between-shawn-michaels-and-bret-hart-over-playgirl-promo-michaels-personal-issues-at-the-time/





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 03:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shashwat mishra
Sorry for the double post....unable to edit the above post for some reason

This kind of thing always makes me chuckle. I imagine it looking something like this:



Like that time this happened:
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Anyone who knows how to transfer this in it's entirety over to another thread should get this one in the Memory Jogger thread as a POTY candidate ASAP. Well done!
You registered eight years ago and you don't know how to copy a quote? You even quoted the post! Just take it and put it into the other thread!


[Edited on 6-7-2019 by Matte]





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 04:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Internetting is hard.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 09:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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It's amazing how perfectly the WWE is booking the 24/7 title, ...


Perfectly until you realize: Why the hell does the jobber parade only want to take the title from Truth on the plane? Why wasn't the guy next to Jinder pinning him already? Or anyone around him from the second he got on board?

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posted on 6-7-2019 at 09:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jinder Mahal was trying to hide the fact that he had the title. All the other wrestlers appeared to be asleep when he sneaked into his seat. They didn't realize the title was even on the plane until R-Truth took it back.

Consistency!

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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
quote:
Originally posted by shashwat mishra
Sorry for the double post....unable to edit the above post for some reason

This kind of thing always makes me chuckle. I imagine it looking something like this:



Like that time this happened:
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Originally posted by Matte
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Anyone who knows how to transfer this in it's entirety over to another thread should get this one in the Memory Jogger thread as a POTY candidate ASAP. Well done!
You registered eight years ago and you don't know how to copy a quote? You even quoted the post! Just take it and put it into the other thread!


[Edited on 6-7-2019 by Matte]


You guys are mean.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 10:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I just read that Mansoor won the battle royal today.

My first, and only, reaction is, who the fuck is Mansoor?





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 10:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I read that Goldberg and Taker legit almost botched each other to death with head related trauma injuries. I dunno, maybe they were just meta-working the crowd with something they're used to seeing there. Hey, send 'em home happy, says I!

Regardless, as far as I can surmise from the recaps, here's the TL;DR on the entire event:



And stop being mean to the Canadiennes, you jerks! They are very delicate, eh!!!





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I just read that Mansoor won the battle royal today.

My first, and only, reaction is, who the fuck is Mansoor?
Saudi guy in NXT. Donít think Iíve ever seen him, but Iím pretty sure Iíve read that much.

Also, apparently Shane pinned Roman in a match that saw Shane spend the bulk of the time on offense. Because of course he did.





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posted on 6-7-2019 at 10:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I read that Goldberg and Taker legit almost botched each other to death with head related trauma injuries.





Yeah

~7 minute match following ~15 or so minutes of ring entrances.

Botchfest.

Taker looked legit pissed at the end because HEY ALMOST DEATH BY OLDMANBOTCHES.



EDIT:
My 'favorite' part was Dolph losing cleanly to Kofi who had Xavier ringside but doing nothing but blowing the trombone, and then after the match declaring that there had to be a 1:1 rematch IN A STEEL CAGE. You know - to prevent the guy who didn't interfere from interfering again. Last I checked trombone sounds could travel through the openings between steel bars.

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posted on 6-7-2019 at 10:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Super Showdown

Itís officially no longer a rumor. It happened. I donít see a thread, and I think thatís good. But the winner of the MOST IMPORTANT, BIGGEST, GREATEST, Etc Etc rumble ever is...
spoiler


Mansoor?

So this is just a PR stunt for home nation pop? Or is there really potential in him. I guess heís done NXT, but I havenít seen. I vaguely recall him getting a mic segment with some other prospects last year.

Iíll hang up and listen to your response...

...btw - I type slower than most apparently, as others posted about mansoor as I was drafting the masterpiece directly above.

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I thought I read that Woods kicked Ziggler in the head right at the end of the match? Which, depending on how "important" you consider such developments to be that happen at these shows, could be an opening for a New Day heel turn. Or it's just the cage match and whatever else followed by Owens being slotted back in.





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