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Author: Subject: Wrestling Penis Names
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-14-2019 at 09:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I still believe that the sign on RAW once that said "The real Big Show is in my pants" was easily the second or third best sign ever seen on televised wrestling.

[Edited on 3/14/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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CCharger
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posted on 3-19-2019 at 01:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Does Rick call his penis "The Rick"?





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posted on 3-19-2019 at 07:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's what I call mine. I even do a Kyle O'Reilly-esque air guitar solo with it on occasion* in an homage to The Rick's time as a geetar player in bands over the years.

#mypancreas #SOON



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posted on 4-5-2019 at 07:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Arrogance


...because it sprays...





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BBMN
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posted on 4-30-2019 at 01:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kenta Kobashi - It's gonna slap your tits 100 times in a row before hitting the big finish on your face...





Or maybe just PG-13 because I've never actually made it past 2nd base...

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posted on 4-30-2019 at 02:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Kenta Kobashi - It's gonna slap your tits 100 times in a row before hitting the big finish on your face...


That's a mouthful.





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"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

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