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Author: Subject: Wrestling Penis Names
CCharger
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posted on 3-8-2019 at 08:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wrestling Penis Names

If you had to give your penis a wrestler's name or nickname, what would you choose?

I am going with The Destroyer.





"I don't watch the show, Paul. Why would I watch the show?"

"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

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posted on 3-8-2019 at 08:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Blaster McMassive

or "The Crippler"





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posted on 3-8-2019 at 08:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"The Sarge". Because he's mean, green, and gets a haircut every week.





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posted on 3-8-2019 at 09:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cheezy, Sleazy, and Queasy.

[Edited on 3-8-2019 by salmonjunkie]

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posted on 3-9-2019 at 02:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Colon Cleanser

Bruiser The Dick

Hornswoggle, Jr.





That was a darn fine NXT. - Imam DooKi Broiler Jerzistani El Ballenhoopi

I’ll give AEW credit ... while they lack in woman’s wrestlers they really do have the market cornered on add nothing but be super hot arm candy valets these days. - Also OOur Jerzoid Imam (PBUH)

Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread

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posted on 3-9-2019 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Velveteen Dream.





Don't Mess With Texas

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posted on 3-9-2019 at 09:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
*shoves cock through meat-grinder, renames it "Nicole Bass"*


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posted on 3-9-2019 at 08:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Lance Storm. Talented, but unexciting.

I guess that would make my testes Elix Skipper and Carl Ouellet.

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posted on 3-11-2019 at 06:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be!
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posted on 3-11-2019 at 07:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be!

The Sharpshooter!





"I don't watch the show, Paul. Why would I watch the show?"

"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

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posted on 3-11-2019 at 07:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yes, even better!
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posted on 3-11-2019 at 08:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nobody vain enough to go with Mr Perfect or André The Giant?

How about Smash or Crush?

Or for those against manscaping...the moss covered 3-handled family gradunza.

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posted on 3-12-2019 at 02:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm also surprised that nobody has gone with "The Snake".
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posted on 3-12-2019 at 05:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Probably because that’s too easy and on the nose.

Here’s some good ones:

The Lethal Assassin!
The Dutch Destroyer!
The Ultimate Opportunist!
The Hardcore Legend!
The Big Red Machine!
Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy!

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posted on 3-12-2019 at 04:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Little Jimmy





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posted on 3-12-2019 at 06:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Robb Van Dong





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SD Jones. Because it always jobs out in record time.





Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 3-12-2019 at 07:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Arrogance





Rising From Darkness where hell hath no mercy and the screams of vengeance echo on forever, only those who keep the faith shall escape the wrath of The Metallian...
Master of all Metal

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posted on 3-12-2019 at 07:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gorgeous George
Prince Pretty
Fandango / Fandongo
Dingo Warrior / Dongo Warrior


Also, I think Gobbledy Gooker actually works for male or female parts.

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posted on 3-14-2019 at 03:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dink.
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posted on 3-14-2019 at 12:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
24 Inch Python.





"I don't watch the show, Paul. Why would I watch the show?"

"I hate it when I'm watching along at home and I'm envisioning certain common sense things, and WWE just leaves all that money on the table to do something that will have no result other than send viewers looking for something else."

-- The Rick

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posted on 3-14-2019 at 06:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When I'm looking at naughty and borderline illegal images on the screen and in an jailbait state of mind, I start referring to mine as "Jerry The King Lawler".





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posted on 3-14-2019 at 08:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm surprised we've gotten this far and nobody has suggested "The Big Show."

Constantly changing alignments, so she never knows whether it's going to be good or bad.

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