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Author: Subject: A Question of Racial Privilege/Supremacy
CVD39
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posted on 1-24-2019 at 03:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Is the reason it's not ok for a man to have a cat because they don't need as much attention and maintenance? Sort of like how it's more manly to drive a manual transmission because it requires more work and work is seen as manly? Dogs are seen as man's best friend because they're so needy that they require constant communication of some sort with the man, so the two have to be close at all times. Cats can hide in a room all day, come out to eat, and then go back into hiding for the night. Much easier to care for, which I assume also means less manly?


Work smarter, not harder. I, too, love the pussy cats. It always makes me wonder why people care what other people like to have when it comes to pets. Who the fuck cares.


EDIT: Just read your next couple of posts. Cheers, mate. 🍻

[Edited on 1-24-2019 by CVD39]

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posted on 1-28-2019 at 11:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Owning a cat, of any colour, means that somewhere in your house you've also agreed to dedicate a room in your house to storing a box of shit.
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posted on 1-29-2019 at 10:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Owning a cat, of any colour, means that somewhere in your house you've also agreed to dedicate a room in your house to storing a box of shit.


You know whats grosser than that? Opening your back door up to let Letting* your dog out to relieve himself and then he jumps up on your couch/bed after eating/rolling around in shit/dead animals/dirt.


They can both be kinda gross but if you base your pet decision on one or the other, then you just donít get it.



*Knew where that was going as soon as I hit send.

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posted on 1-29-2019 at 01:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Owning a cat, of any colour, means that somewhere in your house you've also agreed to dedicate a room in your house to storing a box of shit.


Owning a pet of any kind, means that your house is just a box holding their shit.





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posted on 1-29-2019 at 05:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Spoken like a true cat owner.


Dogs go outside to pee and poo if you train them LIKE A MAN

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yea, I can't wait to walk the dogs in -20 degree weather tomorrow
Oh wait, I have cats!
I do have to clean their litterbox, but I don't have to carry a bag of warm shit while I meander around the block

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posted on 1-30-2019 at 07:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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yea, I can't wait to walk the dogs in -20 degree weather tomorrow
Oh wait, I have cats!
I do have to clean their litterbox, but I don't have to carry a bag of warm shit while I meander around the block

[Edited on 1-29-2019 by Laruecifer]


You don't have to carry their shit all the way around the block. You just hold onto it long enough for theater and then throw it in the yard of the shithead neighbor that cares a little too much for his grass. It's a win-win.





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