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posted on 8-23-2019 at 11:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And the hits jes a' keep on a' comin' today! My current favorite frontrunner for PoTY. I think. I haven't scrolled up to look so I probably said that aboot someone else's post too.

From here:

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33700&page=23

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When asked for comment about her husband's health, Renee Young denied any knowledge of her husband's existence, or health in general.

Alternate version: when asked for comment about her husband's health, Renee Young replied, "oh!!!"










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posted on 9-1-2019 at 02:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
WALTER vs Tyler Bate @ NXT UK TakeOver Cardiff = current MOTY.
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posted on 9-27-2019 at 10:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This, taken from the NXT Discussion Thready-thingee.

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Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) - it wasn't.

At least by their standards. As a Lee/Dijacovik match it was the shits. Check out either of their previous encounters, they were way, way better. Which is a damn shame.

MVP of this phase of NXT continues to be Grimes. Awesome showing.


Roll on next week and Montez


Yeah, I forgot we have to watch their other encounters and compare them to see if we liked the match that they just had or not. 🙄🙄🙄


There's juuuuuust enough snark in this to give me the giggles, and not TOO much sass.

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posted on 10-1-2019 at 06:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 10-3-2019 at 02:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would like to Second the above Avnimation. It makes me giggle, it do. All the Many Faces of HHH pretty much look like the same slightly pudgy face with different wigs.
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posted on 10-5-2019 at 01:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A couple good ones from GEG on Paddlefoot's most recent display of ignorance:

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Oh, and a belated just general fuck you to Pad and all of his transphobic horseshit to start the thread.

Hey, the plan worked!

Yes, your amazing plan of saying something loathesome and being told it was loathesome. Truly, you are a master manipulator.


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This is the bulletin board equivalent of just shitting yourself in public. Except I would feel sympathy for someone who did that and not just revulsion.






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posted on 10-24-2019 at 08:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
POTY, for truth, from the new WWE 2K20 video game thread.

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So in summary, it's a total mess, thrown together by a team who may or may not have really known what they were doing... and in the end, the team released a turd of a product, with the promise to fix things soon enough.

Sounds like the most realistic WWE game ever made, to me.






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posted on 11-29-2019 at 06:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Graves “apology” was basically “sorry if I hurt your feelings, my bad I thought it was brand warfare week” not “oh the humanity I have levied upon my fellow man, may I seek penance for my evil deeds”.

It was an apology to shut people up.

Who really fucking cares? There is worse shit that happens every second to every Twitter user. Everyone ... grow the fuck up. Work on your own clear issues that so many of you have described in detail and move on from the likely millionaire announcer who may or may not have been slightly hurt by the other millionaire announcer. Oh the humanity.

Fake ass feelings all over this place.



So DK is making a late play for both Jackass and Obtuse poster.

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posted on 11-29-2019 at 06:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, he has been complaining about never winning an award. Now he's in the front running for two of them.

Gonna toss this Enzo-related gem from Janny out there for POTY. If Skynet sent a legion of 10000 terminators to Joisey and let them just start a-killin' odds are good that no one anywhere else would complain too much.

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The Jerzinator's an infiltration unit: part man, part ill-mannered juiced-up caveman. Underneath, it's a hyperwannabe Italian combat chassis, steroid-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside, it's overtanned human tissue: flesh, skin, hair, blood - grown for the guidoborgs.

The 600 series had dimestore gold jewelry and flea market bargain Louis Vuitton. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look almost human. Sweat, bad breath, absurdly overdone blowout haircuts, inappropriate Ed Hardy shirts at otherwise fine dining locales, everything. Very hard to willfully ignore.

So listen and understand! Jerzinators can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse or shame and they absolutely will not stop!... EVER... until your cities are filled with non-signalling dickheads speeding through rush hour traffic in leased BMWs, mafioso cosplayers that sound like sub 100 IQ DeNiros with end stage cerebral palsy level speech impediments (including the women), grotesquely radioactive orange tans (in fucking FLARRIDA!!! of all places!), and a constant obnoxiously loud goddamn whine of, "oh moi gawwwd, tingz wuz so much bettah in Joisey!"

#PlsCodyNOJERSEY

However, I do wish Cass all the best on his recovery.


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posted on 12-2-2019 at 07:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Punker for PotY, easy...

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33942

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The deconstruction of Daniel Bryan and the taking away of all the things that Bray believes constitutes the yes movement with a grinch who stole Christmas style of ending would be a genius tale.


The Fiend put his hand to his ear
And he heard a sound rise out from the crowd
It started out low, then it grew quite loud

(Yes! Yes! Yes!)

But... they weren't chanting nay!
Quite the opposite, eh?

The WWE Universe, the big and the small,
Were chanting without any prompting at all!

He hadn't stopped the YESes from coming, they came!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!

And The Fiend, with his Fiend feet, froze in the ring
Bathed in red lights wondering, "why is this still a thing?"

The YESes came without writers! They came without hacks!
They came organically, a concept those idiots lack!"

He rambled and rambled, till his rambler was sore.
Then the Fiend thought of something he hadn't before.

The Yes Movement, he thought, didn't come from Vince.
It started up years ago, and has been going strong since!








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