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Author: Subject: 2019 bOOardies Memory Jogger Thread
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posted on 1-2-2019 at 01:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
2019 bOOardies Memory Jogger Thread




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Rumor Crap part 1 thread
In response to this:
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So that just leaves us with the women. Becky giving Charlotte the finger (~giggidy!) then a stunner to pop the live event thi weekend, Nia showing some balls on twitter when WWE chooses all white stereotypical women for a post, and Toni Storm showing everything in yet another nude photo leak.

Why the fuck do these people keep taking naked photos of themselves? Its fucking weird anyway but doing it when you have auto cloud storage enabled and know damn fine the possibilities of it being leaked makes it seem like this kinda has to be deliberate. No?



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The same reason why people still get STDs despite all the knowledge of protection, or why people have accidentally gotten pregnant for ten of thousands of years. Because no matter what, human beings will always and forever be horny and dumb.






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posted on 1-16-2019 at 01:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I deed it, mane.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33550&page=2

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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
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Originally posted by bigfatgoalie If nothing else the lighter the opponent the easier all those germans are.

Easy Germans. That sounds like a porn folder janerd would have.


POTY nominee. German Goo Girls by way of Florida? Good God, y'all!



Last I checked there was an actual place where you could throw something like this so that someone might actually have a chance of remembering it months and months down the road.






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posted on 1-16-2019 at 01:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
POTY candidate:

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So “news” sites are suggesting Brock wanted the match with Balor, and prefers working with guys like AJ and Bryan.

Given how much Brock sold for both AJ and Bryan, and how little he’s cared against Ambrose, Roman, or Braun...I kind of believe that. If nothing else the lighter the opponent the easier all those germans are.

Easy Germans. That sounds like a porn folder janerd would have.


And Janerd says,



Gah! cross-over posting!

[Edited on 1/16/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 1-16-2019 at 01:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote






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posted on 1-16-2019 at 01:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sorry. A li'l bitch pissed me off earlier and I'm still torqued up about it.

Another POTY nominee - Janerd raging at Alabamanian fans during the Rey/Cien match at the Jan 15 SD show:

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Yeah, that's kinda dumb to give him the Cesaro treatment. Hopefully they let Zelina bust out his full name when La Pasion Etnica inevitably overcomes her.

Also, how the fudge can Rey even move at this point? Like half his body weight is probably the scar tissue surrounding his knees.

Get off your asses for premium Mexi-action you depressed shitlicking hillbillies! I'm sure Saban's over it already and is recovering nicely in one of his mansions you paid for from your collective tooth budget. #RollTurd


[Edited on 1/16/2019 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 1-24-2019 at 01:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33535&page=7

Early candidate for wrestling thread of the year due to everybody trying to figure out which wrestler they are.

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posted on 1-24-2019 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Or trainwreck because it has nothing to do with the thread title / intent.

The voters can decide one / both / neither in 10-11 months, but it’s winning something.





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posted on 1-24-2019 at 07:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, I hope it's a Trainwreck. I do so enjoy participating in those.
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posted on 1-25-2019 at 07:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sick burn, dude.

From Rumorz & Stuff & Things
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33535&page=10

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Originally posted by nOOb
Actual News Everyone! Bleacher Report has Ronda Rousey leaving WWE after Mania. To which I ask...already?


So they brought her in for a year, had her beat everyone up, she'll lose once and leave? To be fair, she does has a history of doing that.

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posted on 1-25-2019 at 10:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33483&page=4

Post. from DevSop:

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The only trainwreck I wanna see with Enzo is him getting hit by an empty train this way no one else even has to be in the vicinity of his bullshit.

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posted on 1-30-2019 at 09:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33535&page=7

Early candidate for wrestling thread of the year due to everybody trying to figure out which wrestler they are.


Updating the thread since it got parsed into it's own dedicated thread:
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33575



Also, Paddlefoot vs. Ccharger as front-runner feud of the year, and Ccharger's bringing his av into that with this:



Disclaimer: sharing of above avatar is not an indicator of taking one side over the other in said feud. It is simply acknowledgement of a well-played extension of the feud.





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posted on 2-1-2019 at 03:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Post of the Yearish?
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33535&page=10#pid563449

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Not just get a room, but $%&# already...

Just do it in the grossest way that you know they've been sweatily building towards with each word typed... and not gross because it will be two dudes doing it, but gross because you know it will involve a walrus costume and bologna while doing the kinda stuff that you know you'd find in Janerds browser history.

There will be muppets, and a Mit Romney look a like... and candles... lots of candles because for all their hatred for one another and weird shit you know they are into there's still some romance there.

Their bed will be Bob Ueker's body... I know, Bob Ueker isn't dead yet; so they'll invent some kind of time travel machine just to complete their depraved love making atop the next closest thing to Mr. Belvedere's dead body without defiling Mr. Belvedere himself... (coincidentally Pad will Belvedere himself during their re-enactment of all the worst of 50 shades of Grey, but it will not stop them... IT. WILL. NOT. STOP. THEM.)

When they are done feasting on one another and just collapse in a dehydrated heap of wrong, the room will be so covered in white syrupy man snot that it will echo in time to 1990 and give Lynch the idea for the White Lodge... or you know, people will cross the street to avoid it and call it the smegma-dome... whatever.

Then peace will return to the OO universe...

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posted on 2-14-2019 at 10:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
POTY from TOD in response to an Uso getting arrested in Detroit. From http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33535&page=15

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Welcome to the Detroit Penitentiary


Made me laugh as much as the turtle av.

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posted on 3-11-2019 at 09:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Janerd for Av of the Year, with a gem called "where the white wimminz at?"









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Janerd for Av of the Year, with a gem called "where the white wimminz at?"






Aw, just came here to post that. Even did the techo F12 thingy to get the linky.

Solid return to Av form for young Janworth

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I can't wait to read the results for Smackdown tomorrow morning when it's revealed Smackdown's biggest acquisition EVAH~! is a newly renamed Velveteen Dream in Cocksmith McJuggleballs. Of course, since Vince thinks last names are the worst, he'll be Cocksmith in a few weeks.


from: here, scroll down a bit until you find it.

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posted on 4-25-2019 at 04:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Niles needs flame of a year props for this piece of exquisite sarcasm.

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Let me be clear. I don't fault Sasha for being dissatisfied with her work environment or the decisions made by the boss. But there are right ways and wrong ways to handle that dissatisfaction. I don't believe (based on the rumors) that Sasha acted appropriately given the circumstance.


I have to microplay CCharger on this one.

CM Punk was nothing but a consumate professional and a proper man upon his early exit from WWE.

Sasha Banks has been acting out in exactly the same petulant bitch fashion as Jake the Snake did when he died a couple July's back.

Keep fighting the good fight, CCharger! Don't let the bastards run you down!






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posted on 4-26-2019 at 04:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey. Yo. Say hello to the Bad Guy.
Wait, no. That's not Scott Hall. It's just CCharger cuttin' it up like a couple of mensches.

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So, to wrap this discussion up, and taking into account that AEW might soon be the home of CM Punk, Cody, Sasha, and other wayward ex-WWE stars can we assume that AEW's PPV schedule look something like this:

AEW Future Endeavored -JANUARY

AEW Disgruntled - FEBRUARY

AEW Taking Your Ball And Going Home - MARCH

AEW Unprofessional - APRIL

AEW Creative Differences -MAY

AEW Temper Tantrum - JUNE

AEW 90 Day Non-Compete - JULY

AEW Quasi-Burial - AUGUST

AEW Backstage Meltdown- SEPTEMBER

AEW - Bad Attitude - OCTOBER

AEW - Laying On The Floor Crying - NOVEMBER

AEW - Z-Pack For Days - DECEMBER

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Paddlefeets with a sweet ass av! Because who don't like jigglin' ladybutt?







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Wrasslin' ladybutt is the best kind of ladybutt. It's quite literally the only thing keeping me interested in Our Sport these days.





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Paddlefeets with a sweet ass av! Because who don't like jigglin' ladybutt?
That is both a sweet-ass av, and a sweet ass-av. I second this nOOmination.

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I don't even know how to categorize this brilliant idea, but it needs an award for something.

http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=33709

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I can tell you what I do want to see: Mella taking the 24/7.


This.

Id love to see her pin Truth while hes sleeping, and not tell him that shes champion, all the while letting him carry the belt and letting him get attacked.






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Missed this gem from Ortonmustdie in the Musical Acts You Utterly Detest for a POTY nomination:

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Oh! Bjork. Also Bjork. I hate her music more than I hate anyone else's on my previous list, with the possible exception of the bro-country stuff.


Given the choice of listening to Bjork or Yoko Ono, where would you like to be shot and how many times??


C'est fantastique!

I could care less about at least 99% of John Lennon's solo work. But, out of all the many reasons Yoko Ono will burn in Hell for eternity, her ruining Luck Of The Irish (one of maybe three Lennon songs I consider great) is the worst crime she ever committed.

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Janerd's post-Stomping Grounds rant/nervous breakdown for Post of the Year:

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If Seth and Becky were heels, they'd make an amazing Edge & Lita duo right now.

I just think it's kinda funny how many times they bring up their relationship, and pepper it throughout each broadcast. Yet rewind a couple months and we had this--

"Renee, has Dean said anything about..."

"What!? Who? Who even says I know anybody by that name? Who even says I'm married at all!? Lalalalalalalala."


Thank. You. Punker. My mind has been spinning in circles trying to figure out the backstage arithmetic that got us Dean/Renee no selling their relationship vs. Seth/Bex's now being front and center. I still can't quite figure out how Dean/Renee went from openly feuding with Miz/Maryse, hell even with Miz zinging Renee in ring with the, "well, you're sleeping with him" line and officially announcing they were a couple during that time a while ago, to them being all over TWOODNAAVE, and then to them in their final form where Renee became the WWE's version of this scene from Weird Science.

So did Dean/Renee tell the higher ups to put the kibosh on them personally interacting and now WWE is reacting in the opposite direction with their Supercouple Megachampions? Did they make Seth/Bex an incentivized offer they couldn't refuse to exploit their relationship on teevee? Sure Dean/Renee are (were) a peg or two below Seth/Bex on the Move The Needle Index but was that because WWE was sandbagging Dean with retarded butthole injection-themed gimmickry and were trying to establish Renee at the announce desk without her getting involved in storyline, but then what about guys like Lawler and even Cole that used to do shit with other wrasslers all the time and Jesus CHRIST I spend too much time thinking about this mentally deficient acrobatic homoerotic performance art carny bullshit god DAMNIT now my head is throbbing and my nose is bleeding again...FUCK.

Also Renee is still horrible, and possibly even worse than that, on commentary. Thank you.






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