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Author: Subject: RUMOR CRAP 2018, Volume 4: The Un-Pre-Crappening
anglefan85
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posted on 11-20-2018 at 07:34 PM Edit Post
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Fuck, if they need a big gal that knows how to do the goddamn job right without killing anyone just hire Kong back.




VIPER!

I know shes possibly not so well known outside the UK other than the brief spots in the MYC but Piper Niven is a big girl who really can go.


I second that one





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posted on 11-20-2018 at 11:33 PM Edit Post
Rumor is this pretty fuckin' sweet!







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posted on 11-20-2018 at 11:44 PM Edit Post
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It's being reported that Braun is going to have surgery for bone spurs, which is one of the most serious injuries one can have.


Does this make him ineligible for the Superstar Shakeup?





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posted on 11-21-2018 at 01:55 AM Edit Post
Jake looks great for being dead.





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posted on 11-21-2018 at 03:06 PM Edit Post
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Jake looks great for being dead.


That’s a grade A callback right there.





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posted on 11-21-2018 at 11:00 PM Edit Post
I deleted a ton of stuff off my Picture and from my Imgur account. I've been told it's affected some avatars that some OOster's linked to at that account. Here is the basic avatar pic for your use. Please save it to your own accounts at Imgur/Giphy/Pinterest/whatever:



Use this site to do your own captioning and such. It's easy as heck:

https://ezgif.com/

Listened to this on the weekend when I was high as fuck. I've found out despite my age (51) and increasing afflictions that I enjoy techno when I'm stoned far more than I do basic rock 'n' roll. Odd, because I'm way too much of a nerd to have ever been acceptable to the techno crowd. Not that the rock crowd ever liked me very much either, but whatever. Great soundtrack from the GREATEST FRIKKIN' MOVIE OF ALL TIME!



Wanted to sex up the Lena Headey since Terminator TSCC but it's her drugged-out sociopathic Ma-Ma from Dredd that gives me the most awkward boner.



That movie never got the series of sequels it deserved is a fucking crime. Mega-City One represent!

Anyway, here's some Iggy/Queens too, reprising the main theme from the SECOND GREATEST FRIKKIN' MOVIE OF ALL TIME!:



Gonna disappear from OO for a while. A few days, a couple of weeks, maybe/probably longer. Kind of tired of everything to do with wrestling at the moment. Reigns' illness kind of fucked me up emotionally for some reason. And I'm just generally exhausted with of WWE's hypocrisy, nepotism, favouritism, and general lack of any ethical code. Can't endlessly subject myself to that kind of corrosion without some kind of mental toxins building up far past any safe exposure limits.

Kind of tired too of the overall wrestling fandom as well, truth be told. That's not aimed personally at anyone here, for the most part. Just fatigued with all of this IWC nonsense in general. Also kind of annoyed with being given shit when I know exactly what my eyes are seeing when I see it. Haven't done enough drugs or alcohol in my lifetime that the sky has changed colour on me so I don't need anyone telling me I'm fucked in the head or that I'm some kind of asshole just because I say I know what I saw. But, once again, whatever. Different strokes for different blokes, apparently

See you eventually. Mabey. Take care anyway(most of you).


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posted on 11-22-2018 at 02:44 AM Edit Post
Bye Senor Paddles.

And Dredd indeed WAS a pretty goddamn awesome movie. It got me hooked on Ol' Chinface. (Yes, I'm very late to that particular party.)

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posted on 11-22-2018 at 07:37 AM Edit Post
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Nia’s fist got another victim, I see. Via con diablo, Paddle.

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posted on 11-22-2018 at 09:37 AM Edit Post
Rumour has it that I have a sad.









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posted on 11-22-2018 at 09:33 PM Edit Post
The pain is self chosen.
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posted on 11-23-2018 at 01:52 AM Edit Post
That's masochism, right? Does that make Janerd a sadist? Or just the saddest?

(oh man, see what I did there? sOO icOOnic.)

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posted on 11-23-2018 at 04:41 AM Edit Post
In non-sad news, rumour has it that....









"...if you ever want to cash some checks in North America you’re going to have to swallow your pride and do some dumb shit from time to time. You just gotta make it the best dumb shit you can." The DooK of New Jersey

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posted on 11-23-2018 at 12:31 PM Edit Post
So in a probably small, but significant symbol that his time atop the WWE is over John Cena went out and got himself a big 'ol tattoo on his right forearm... looks like some kinda eagle type thing. While it's not a huge deal, and obviously not a deal breaker for Vince to push a guy, Vince is generally said to be pretty down on tattoos... So maybe that's why Cena held out for so long on getting one but now feels free to do so?

That or he's 41, recently broken up, and living in China... Other's have said "screw it, I'm getting a tattoo" for less reasons.

Unrelated...

If you're reading this I hope you stick around Pad'... you seem like a good dude. I think you double down hard on stuff from time to time, and that's probably what pitted you against some of us over the Jax thing (calling her a C-word variation is apt to take something from a rationale debate to tipping point) but I think that's more a quirk than "oh god, there goes THAT guy again..."... We all have quirks that probably irk others from time to time but by and large I think we've got a pretty great bOOard here where even when there's disagreement most of the time there's at least respect. You kick in in a number of forums around here and it's appreciated.

If you need a break by all means, but here's hoping you come back.... if for no other reason than if we don't keep our Canadian numbers up I won't be able to justify spelling things the right way by slipping an extra "U" into various thread titles from time to time.

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posted on 11-23-2018 at 01:00 PM Edit Post
Why is Cena living in China? Movie role? If he wouldn’t do the Saudi show because of ethical reasons, shouldn’t he know that China doesn’t have a very good human rights track record?
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posted on 11-23-2018 at 01:21 PM Edit Post
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Why is Cena living in China? Movie role? If he wouldn’t do the Saudi show because of ethical reasons, shouldn’t he know that China doesn’t have a very good human rights track record?


I suppose that would depend: is the movie in question being entirely paid for by the Communist Party of China or does it just happen to be getting shot there?

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posted on 11-23-2018 at 01:53 PM Edit Post
Pad, I back up everything Flash just said
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posted on 11-23-2018 at 04:45 PM Edit Post
Re: Cena... It's for a movie with Jackie Chan... It's funny as it's described as a short movie but he said he'd be moving to China for 5 months; that's a pretty lengthy shoot.
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posted on 11-23-2018 at 06:33 PM Edit Post
Microplayed. You’re one of the good ones Pad, and I hope you come back.
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posted on 11-23-2018 at 09:49 PM Edit Post
Yeah, I've butted heads with Pad plenty, including on the Nia issue, but he's definitely one of the voices that keeps this place running and we agree just about as much as we disagree. I also stand by my motto of "this shit ain't worth getting worked up about". If it's causing you stress or you're unhappy, just take a break, even if it's only from talking to us shitheads.





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posted on 11-23-2018 at 11:46 PM Edit Post
Lars Sullivan may be in a bit of trouble after some of his past comments on the bodybuilding.com forums have surfaced. Yeah...this is not a good look.

https://twitter.com/JesseJayeKaye/status/1065966159910981632

And also this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DstX2cCVYAA6Un0.jpg





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posted on 11-24-2018 at 03:54 AM Edit Post
I'm inclined to give the WWE a pass for missing this, although a bit surprised they don't vet talent better, but I'm thinking bye by Lars?

I mean the racists and misogynist stuff is fine... but disrespecting KFC won't stand with Vince.

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posted on 11-24-2018 at 02:16 PM Edit Post
Well, I, for one, am very much looking forward to Lars Sullivan's new career as a pearl-clutching "BUT MUH FREEDOM OF SPEECH" columnist on the alt-right equivalent of ESPN, alongside Curt Schilling and ... who's another athlete who got exposed as a minority/woman/gay/transgender/Muslim hating POS recently? I don't follow sports very closely.
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posted on 11-25-2018 at 01:00 AM Edit Post
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So in a probably small, but significant symbol that his time atop the WWE is over John Cena went out and got himself a big 'ol tattoo on his right forearm... looks like some kinda eagle type thing. While it's not a huge deal, and obviously not a deal breaker for Vince to push a guy, Vince is generally said to be pretty down on tattoos... So maybe that's why Cena held out for so long on getting one but now feels free to do so?




Definitely not a deal breaker: Undertaker, Bork, Roman,...

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posted on 11-25-2018 at 06:17 AM Edit Post
* a relatively healthy Roman Reigns made an appearance at today's Georgia Tech football game:




God bless, big dawg.

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posted on 11-25-2018 at 06:23 AM Edit Post
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So in a probably small, but significant symbol that his time atop the WWE is over John Cena went out and got himself a big 'ol tattoo on his right forearm... looks like some kinda eagle type thing. While it's not a huge deal, and obviously not a deal breaker for Vince to push a guy, Vince is generally said to be pretty down on tattoos... So maybe that's why Cena held out for so long on getting one but now feels free to do so?




Definitely not a deal breaker: Undertaker, Bork, Roman,...


Yeah, just to throw some other names out there: Batista, Orton, Punk, AJ, Mysterio, Strowman, Bray, Jeff Hardy, the Usos...while I could definitely see Vince as the type to frown upon tattoos, it certainly doesn't seem to have any baring on who gets pushed in the WWE.

And something random that I thought of while typing up this post: it's kind of interesting that Ruby Riott is the only female in WWE that's heavily tattooed. I know Charlotte and Sonya Deville have some minor ink, but other than that I'm hard-pressed to think of a female wrestler in WWE who has a tattoo, outside of Lita. So I dunno, maybe there's more pressure on the ladies to remain tattoo-free?

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