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posted on 11-17-2018 at 02:43 AM Edit Post
Holy hell WWE is lucky Ellsworth wasn't employed by them at the time, even though they're definitely gonna catch collateral damage from this (even though they shouldn't). Unlike Enzo's fuckery which almost royally fucked the anniversary RAM but turned out more in his favor-ish once he was cleared, this looks pretty legit that Jimmy needs whatever remains of his chin to be pushed up into his skull with a tire iron.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/9xpbp2/developing_story_james_ellsworth_reportedly_sends/





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 02:59 AM Edit Post
Yeah. Sheís got all the receipts. Unless this is some really elaborate hoax, heís really fucked.





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 03:06 AM Edit Post
Ohhhh... he will be... he will be...







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posted on 11-17-2018 at 03:14 AM Edit Post
Let's be honest, if there was a "wrestler who looks the most likely to send nudes to an underage girl" contest, James Elsworth would be the winner. With Enzo being a close second.





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 03:48 AM Edit Post
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posted on 11-17-2018 at 04:28 AM Edit Post
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Orton is too 5. Not gonna debate placement within


I think Jim Cornette has third place on lock, so the best Orton could hope for is fourth.

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 05:55 AM Edit Post
Enzo's new look makes him look like a gay serial killer.

I'm not slagging, but he looks like the gay serial killer from the movie Copycat dialed up to 11.

https://goo.gl/images/Uf3V2T

*okay apparently embedding any kind of pic of video sucks for me... buttons won't work, code won't work... oh well.

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 05:56 AM Edit Post
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Orton is too 5. Not gonna debate placement within


I think Jim Cornette has third place on lock, so the best Orton could hope for is fourth.


Can't see Cornette at all on this sort of list. He's more the type to make news for anger issues than sexual issues, like he's done in the past.



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posted on 11-17-2018 at 07:49 AM Edit Post
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Let's be honest, if there was a "wrestler who looks the most likely to send nudes to an underage girl" contest, James Elsworth would be the winner. With Enzo being a close second.


I don't know; I think those somewhat sweaty looking and smiling pics of Lawler stay at the top of the list.

So do we have our next Ultimate Showdown: Most likely to end up talking to Chris Hansen edition?

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 07:56 AM Edit Post
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So do we have our next Ultimate Showdown: Most likely to end up talking to Chris Hansen edition?


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posted on 11-17-2018 at 08:14 AM Edit Post
Excuse my ignorance, but who is that?
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posted on 11-17-2018 at 09:58 AM Edit Post
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Excuse my ignorance, but who is that?


That would be one Rock n' Roll Buck Zumhofe. He's a convicted pederast and the reason WWE will have to do some creative editing for HHH's eventual career retrospecticus video packages on the Network once he hangs it up for good and goes in the HoF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Zumhofe



That ring attire of his is just... wow. And bear in mind he served time in prison for kiddie diddlery a few years before this match took place.





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 10:19 AM Edit Post
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As with Becky right now so it was too for me with the same intensity for Austin, Rock, Eddie, and a bunch of others who became the super-elite of performers.




Really? Becky Lynch is a super-elite performer in the same vein as some of the biggest legends ever to step in to a WWE ring? I get that she's riding a big wave of momentum at the moment, and it's nice to see them actually responding to crowd reactions for once, but this almost cult like worship is getting ridiculous.





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 11:03 AM Edit Post
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Excuse my ignorance, but who is that?


That would be one Rock n' Roll Buck Zumhofe. He's a convicted pederast and the reason WWE will have to do some creative editing for HHH's eventual career retrospecticus video packages on the Network once he hangs it up for good and goes in the HoF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Zumhofe



That ring attire of his is just... wow. And bear in mind he served time in prison for kiddie diddlery a few years before this match took place.



HHHís first finisher was a Diamond Cutter? Also, man, I miss Gorilla.

[Edited on 11-17-2018 by CVD39]

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 03:46 PM Edit Post
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Let's be honest, if there was a "wrestler who looks the most likely to send nudes to an underage girl" contest, James Elsworth would be the winner. With Enzo being a close second.


At least when Enzo sends someone a picture of a dick, itís just a selfie of himself.

But on the more serious side, there's an update, and...fuck. Just....fucking hell.

nodq.com/news/544440867.shtml

The minor has videos that Ellsworth allegedly sent her. Warning: itís very graphic and NSFW.

Ellsworthís life and career, regardless the outcome, they're destroyed. Heís poison now. His indy fed, Adrenaline Championship Wrestling, that's gotta be done now as well since nobody's gonna be taking bookings or buying tickets to his shows.

[Edited on 11-17-2018 by anglefan85]





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posted on 11-17-2018 at 04:04 PM Edit Post
So David Arquette just wrestled a death match vs. Nick Gage and accidentally got his neck sliced with a florescent light tube.



Here's the entire end sequence, where he exits the ring looking for medical before deciding to head back in and try to wrap the match up:





And the spot where his neck gets punctured:

https://twitter.com/Stauffy/status/1063690670446043136

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 05:38 PM Edit Post
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As with Becky right now so it was too for me with the same intensity for Austin, Rock, Eddie, and a bunch of others who became the super-elite of performers.




Really? Becky Lynch is a super-elite performer in the same vein as some of the biggest legends ever to step in to a WWE ring? I get that she's riding a big wave of momentum at the moment, and it's nice to see them actually responding to crowd reactions for once, but this almost cult like worship is getting ridiculous.


Explain to me why I'm wrong instead of me, for the umpteenth time, trying to explain to others why I see it this way.

After this I can't understand why you're NOT seeing it the same way - Big Show gives Becks major compliment about getting up and continuing on RAW after the sucker punch that would have kept "tougher" guys down, Lynch responds with epic comeback:




Beating up strangers just because she's bored? If this isn't Austin/Rock levels of sass then none of us were watching the same Austin/Rock back in the glory days either.



[Edited on 11/17/2018 by Paddlefoot]





Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 06:12 PM Edit Post
Iíll bet Cam is breathing a massive sigh of relief that Ellsworth decided to bail on their match. Nobody wants that literal and metaphorical hepatitis on him.
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* Jim Ross took a bad fall on some concrete the other day and badly injured his face. He's got tons of bruising and scabs on his face as testament to the damage he took. In true classic ECW Original fashion, Sabu chimed in and said he hoped JR had died instead.

Was Sabu like this back in the old days? I know he was always eccentric but didn't think he was such a literal New Jack-grade of cunt as he's been showing the last year with his comments on Lawler, Brian Christopher, and now JR.

* James Ellsworth has also been dumped from an appearance at Survivor Series that he'd been booked for - wondering if/when any comments start being made by the current women's roster that he was acting like a creep around them too during his time with WWE.

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Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

it's a child molesting robot

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 07:46 PM Edit Post
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Beating up strangers just because she's bored? If this isn't Austin/Rock levels of sass then none of us were watching the same Austin/Rock back in the glory days either.




While it in no way excuses Nia's sloppiness, her "errant" punch was essentially the final match to light off Becky's rocket to the upper atmosphere of greatness that's obviously been simmering early/middle WWE career Daniel Bryan-style for a while. Nia inadvertently gave her the legitimacy and gravitas that she otherwise wouldn't necessarily have as much of when facing Ronda Rousey. Yes, that Ronda Rousey. You know, the former UFC Champeenette? Where chicks legit beat other bloody, no less.

Yes, UFC =/=WWE, but one of the main issues I've always had with MMA guys like Lashley or Bork, and now Ronda, is simply knowing that in a hot second they could flip a switch and actually demolish anyone and everyone on the roster no matter how big they were. (See: Bork legit tuning up Braun in-ring when Braun got a lil' too face-kicky with Bork.) So given how Ronda's UFC career ended and how Bex showed her toughness by wrasslin' with a broken frickin' face, it makes their eventual match that much more realistically even.

Becky got rocked, proceeded to get right the fuck back up, and then kept wilding like a mad Irishwoman (is there any other kind?). In the perfect storm and chaos of that go home show scrum, there wasn't any time for a ref or official to stop the proceedings to put on the gloves and check on her, so that amazing blood mask visual stayed on to end the show with her triumphant in the end. If that wasn't a Stone Cold 3:16-esque star-making moment, then I don't know what is.

Also, Rusev give NO fucks...

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ETA: Click on the white arrow on the right of the image. GOL-FUCKING-LY!

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Well you know, just because these young men have little education and live in squalor, it doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behaviour and get away with it.

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posted on 11-17-2018 at 11:27 PM Edit Post
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Explain to me why I'm wrong instead of me, for the umpteenth time, trying to explain to others why I see it this way.




Hey man, it's your opinion. For me to label it as purely 'wrong' would be to fall prey to blatant Bertoism. I can see why she's winning so many people over with her recent work, but to put her in the same bracket as Austin and Rock AT THIS STAGE is, objectively, very premature.

If / when she takes WWE by the scruff of the neck and becomes a widely known personality then fine. However, it wasn't the 3:16 promo that made Austin a superstar, it was everything that came after. The promo was just the catalyst, which would have been forgotten if not followed up by suitable booking and consistent character work. Given time, maybe the broken nose will be viewed similarly, but we're talking years down the line not just a week.

The situation doesn't have to be black or white. I don't have to either see it the same way as you or NOT. I'm very much enjoying her current run, but why the need to immediately label her as one of the greats at such an early point in her career? And then lash out at those who don't completely agree? That's the sort of thing I mean when describing her fan base as cult like.





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posted on 11-18-2018 at 12:04 AM Edit Post
Don't remember lashing out at anyone over this, more just a questioning as to why some just aren't seeing the near-identical "it" factor in play with Lynch the same way it was with other past elite performers. Didn't want to offend anyone, 'Berto-style, who didn't agree with me by calling them stupid or anything like that and I'm fairly certain I didn't - if anything I've been abruptly yapped at for the "affront" of even putting Becky's name in the same sentence as Austin. I also have to point out that Lynch's ascension hasn't been a sudden thing either. It's been over the course of weeks/months and, like that or not, consuming that much time in a current WWE storyline in these hyper-accelerated (thanks to the internet) days is now equivalent to the half-year or year-long build-ups for guys like Stone Cold or Rocky. She had something like a 12 match win streak first, then at least a couple of weeks of the obvious anger on display when Flair got added to the championship match at Summerslam. As such it hasn't been an illogical or badly-constructed heel turn like recently happened with Strowman, or as groan-inducing as the multiple switches Big Show would end up doing over the course of a single year.

Agree to disagree on this one apparently. I'm not changing my viewpoint on any of this though.

[Edited on 11/18/2018 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 11-18-2018 at 02:24 AM Edit Post
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Iíll bet Cam is breathing a massive sigh of relief that Ellsworth decided to bail on their match. Nobody wants that literal and metaphorical hepatitis on him.


A little bit, yeah. Iím sort of appalled by the whole thing. My boss is loving it, though, since Chinsworth fucked him out of a thousand big ones for the plane ticket.

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posted on 11-18-2018 at 06:25 AM Edit Post
I think the devotion Becky's starting to inspire IS part of what's making her run special, the same way fans took to Daniel Bryan a few years ago, where they just are not going to let WWE put her aside anymore. And it's remarkable because no woman's really inspired this kind of reaction in the wrestling fanbase pretty much ever on the mainstream level. So, yeah, it seems like kind of a big deal.

As for her being a celebrity, I don't think she is yet, but I have seen a lot of non-wrestling fans react to the images of bloody Becky and being like HOLY SHIT WHO'S THIS?!? and declaring their devotion.





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